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03x02 - Series 3, Episode 2 Season 3 / Episode 2: - Series 3, Episode 2

Geraldine: I can't seem to get high enough.
Peter Kingdom: Ah, well, therein lies the fatal flaw of our anonymous artist's masterpiece.
Lyle Anderson: Sorry?
Peter Kingdom: We're in Norfolk, Lyle. The flattest place in Britain. A place where wearing high heels gives an uncomfortable sensation of vertigo. How on earth is one supposed to admire this wonderful crop cirle without at least a hill from which to see it?
03x01 - Series 3, Episode 1 Season 3 / Episode 1: - Series 3, Episode 1

Beatrice Kingdom: Amazing to think he's actually down there this time.
Aunt Auriel: You were quite sure he was dead?
Peter Kingdom: Oh yes. As was the doctor. And the pathologist. And the undertaker.
Aunt Auriel: Always pays to be certain with Simon.
02x06 - Series 2, Episode 6 Season 2 / Episode 6: - Series 2, Episode 6

Peter Kingdom: [on phone] Bees? How do you know they've been stolen? How do you know they haven't just... buzzed off? Go to the police, Ted - they deal with lost or stolen property. No, of course they won't laugh at you...

Peter Kingdom: ...not much they won't. Have you seen half a million bees loitering around on street corners? Obtaining honey with menaces?
01x02 - Episode 2 Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2

Peter Kingdom: I've got some of those bacon-flavoured treats - you like those. As a matter of fact, you like them better than you like bacon, which is very 21st Century of you.
01x02 - Episode 2 Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2

Lyle Anderson: Why aren't you in court with Miss Shevchenko?
Peter Kingdom: Because, my dear Lyle, in my experience the Law is something we lawyers should avoid at all cost. I can't stand the sight of blood. Courts are to lawyers what operating theatres are to doctors - best try other remedies first.
01x02 - Episode 2 Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2

[Sidney Snell is showing Peter and Lyle some long wooden poles. Lyle is trying to guess what they are used for: he wonders whether you grow fruit trees up them]
Peter Kingdom: No, these are for dykes.

Lyle Anderson: [bewildered] What? Lesbian pole dancing?


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