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![]() | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Series 3, Episode 2 Geraldine: I can't seem to get high enough. Peter Kingdom: Ah, well, therein lies the fatal flaw of our anonymous artist's masterpiece. Lyle Anderson: Sorry? Peter Kingdom: We're in Norfolk, Lyle. The flattest place in Britain. A place where wearing high heels gives an uncomfortable sensation of vertigo. How on earth is one supposed to admire this wonderful crop cirle without at least a hill from which to see it? |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Series 3, Episode 1 Beatrice Kingdom: Amazing to think he's actually down there this time. Aunt Auriel: You were quite sure he was dead? Peter Kingdom: Oh yes. As was the doctor. And the pathologist. And the undertaker. Aunt Auriel: Always pays to be certain with Simon. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Series 2, Episode 6 Peter Kingdom: [on phone] Bees? How do you know they've been stolen? How do you know they haven't just... buzzed off? Go to the police, Ted - they deal with lost or stolen property. No, of course they won't laugh at you... Peter Kingdom: ...not much they won't. Have you seen half a million bees loitering around on street corners? Obtaining honey with menaces? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2 Peter Kingdom: I've got some of those bacon-flavoured treats - you like those. As a matter of fact, you like them better than you like bacon, which is very 21st Century of you. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2 Lyle Anderson: Why aren't you in court with Miss Shevchenko? Peter Kingdom: Because, my dear Lyle, in my experience the Law is something we lawyers should avoid at all cost. I can't stand the sight of blood. Courts are to lawyers what operating theatres are to doctors - best try other remedies first. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Episode 2 [Sidney Snell is showing Peter and Lyle some long wooden poles. Lyle is trying to guess what they are used for: he wonders whether you grow fruit trees up them] Peter Kingdom: No, these are for dykes. Lyle Anderson: [bewildered] What? Lesbian pole dancing? |
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