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	Season 3 / Episode 15: - The Limo Officer: What happened here? Kel Kimble: Alright, I'm tired of that question! We got into an accident, Fool! Kenan Rockmore: Officer, I can explain Chauffeur: [Trapped in trunk of Limo] Hey! Get me out of this trunk! Officer: What's that? Kenan Rockmore: That's a little hard to explain... See ya! [Both he and Kel run]
	Season 3 / Episode 4: - The Chicago Witch Trials Roger Rockmore: Now, son, you know you can talk to your father about anything. What's wrong? Kenan: Well, a witch cast a bad luck spell on me and then she gave Kel some kind of a love potion and now he thinks he's in love with her. Roger Rockmore: Uh... Talk to your mother. Sheryl Rockmore: Did I hear you correctly. Did you say a witch? Kenan: Yeah, and I know it sounds strange but she was scratching and she's got a green tongue and she smells like fire! Kel Kimble: And she's cute! Kenan: Quiet, Kel! Kel thinks he's in love with her! Look at him! Sheryl Rockmore: Now Kenan, there's no such thing as witches. And did you ever think that maybe Kel really could be in love? Kenan: Please! He's just a boy! Roger Rockmore: Maybe she is a witch! Sheryl Rockmore: Roger! Roger Rockmore: Well, she wants Kel to like her. There must be something wrong with her! Kel Kimble: Yeah! Huh?
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Cold War Roger Rockmore: [Noticing a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan and Kel's Intervention] He Jumped out? Why? Where'd the Plane go? Kenan Rockmore, Kel Kimble: [Crying] Nebraska!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Mo' Sweater Blues Chinese Waiter: I suggest you start with a pupu platter. Kyra Rockmore: Ew! Kenan: Kyra, please? Now what exactly comes on a pupu platter? Kel Kimble: I don't want any poo-poo!
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - Mental Kel-Epathy Kenan: Have I ever given you one reason not to trust me? Kel Kimble: No. Kenan: All right ... Kel Kimble: You've given me a thousand reasons! Kenan: Name one. Kel Kimble: You talked me into wearing pantyhose, you talked me into tickling that policeman, you talked me into getting bat mitzvahed ... Kenan: Hey, it's bar mitzvahed! Kel Kimble: You talked me into drinking fish grease ... Kenan: Ugggghhhh! Kel Kimble: You talked me into selling my kidney, you talked me into gluing myself to the train. Remember that? Kenan: Oh yeah, you ran pretty fast. Kel Kimble: I had to!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Tainting of the Screw Kel Kimble: [as he hangs by a ladder from a helicopter, after his pants and underpants have accidentally been ripped off] It's cold up here!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Doing Things The Hemingway Kel Kimble: [as he hangs by a ladder from a helicopter, after his pants and underpants have accidentally been ripped off] It's cold up here!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Kel: I... I put the s-s-s-screw in the TU-U-U-U-U-UNA!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Kel Kimble: [sobbing and screaming loudly] I... dropped the screw... in the tuna!
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: Aw, here it goes.
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms! [Runs away] Kel Kimble: Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!
	Unknown Episode: Chris Potter: I think he's in town filming a movie. Kel Kimble: Or maybe he's in town looking for his evil twin brother! Wait a minut... How do we know he's not the evil twin? [gasps] Chris Potter: Because... he's not?
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: Oh, you know that reminds me. Kel I think we left our... [thinks for an excuse] donkey in the kitchen. Kel Kimble: [they go in the kitchen and Kel looks around for a donkey] Kenan, where's the donkey we left in here? Kenan: There's no donkey in here! Kel Kimble: What, you mean he ran away? Well, maybe we can catch him! [opens the door and runs out] Donkey! Come on donkey, come back! Donkey please! We love you, donkey! [Kenan closes the door and Kel can be faintly heard yelling donkey at the top of his lungs]
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: Kel, grab a brain, a heart, and some courage, and meet me at the Emerald City! Now come on, Ozzy! Kel Kimble: Kenan, I alread have a heart, and courage! Aww... here it goes!
	Unknown Episode: Chris Potter: So, Ned, is it? You were supposed to fill out the application before you came in here. Ned: Are you telling me what to do? Chris Potter: Telling? I wouldn't say telling, suggesting maybe. Ned: Because I don't like people telling me what to do! Kenan: Um, Ned, Did you ever think that part of having a job was people telling you what to do? Ned: NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! [leaves abruptly]
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: Who loves orange soda? Kel Kimble: Kel loves orange soda. Kenan: Is it true? Kel Kimble: Mmm-hmm! I do, I do, I do-ooo.
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: WHY?
	Unknown Episode: Roger Rockmore: [Noticing a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan and Kel's Intervention] He Jumped out? Why? Where'd the Plane go? Kenan, Kel Kimble: [Crying] Nebraska!
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: My brain is so powerful. I bet I can break this desk with it!
	Unknown Episode: Chris Potter: Shiny cow. Shiny cow. Mooo.
	Unknown Episode: Chris Potter: [while taking inventory of potatoes in the store] One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: Kenan, I don't touch a tarantula.
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: [weeping] I, put the screw, in the tuna!
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: Ah here goes!
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: [to distract the bikers] Hey look, it's the Great Wall Of China! Kenan: [Approaches Kel] C'mon, let's go! Kel Kimble: Shh, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China. Kenan: There is no Great Wall Of China!
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
	Unknown Episode: Kenan: I'm gonna ask Amy out. That's all there is to it. Kel Kimble: But Kenan, your dad said... Kenan: Kel! My father's married. He doesn't understand what it means to love a woman.
	Unknown Episode: Kel Kimble: [while sneaking up behind Kenan, who is rummaging through his locker] BOO! Kenan: [jumps and bangs his head on his locker] Man, don't do that! Kel Kimble: How come? Kenan: Because I don't like starting off my day with a concussion. Call me unusual.

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