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	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: Does this mean your... Allie Lowell: Out of a job? Yeah, and you? Kate McArdle: Dido. Emma McArdle: Oh no, this is terrible. Jennie Lowell: Yeah. This could be our last meal and... look who's cooking it. [Kate is cooking]
	Unknown Episode: Allie Lowell: [to Kate] Taste this, see if it has too much garlic? Jennie Lowell: It's not your recipe. Allie Lowell: Then it's wrong.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: Chip, what are you doing? Charles 'Chip' Lowell: I can't tell you. Jennie Lowell: Yes you can and I think you better.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: Do you realize the only person in this house that has a date this weekend is Chip? Emma McArdle: That is so depressing.
	Unknown Episode: Allie Lowell: You're gonna use 'the phrase' aren't you? Kate McArdle: What phrase? Allie Lowell: Saddest phrase in the human language, "I love you as a friend".
	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: How do I look? Emma McArdle: Like a pina colada.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: I thought you liked the brainy type. Emma McArdle: I like science fiction, I don't wanna date an alien.
	Unknown Episode: Emma McArdle: What's that? Jennie Lowell: Non of your business. Emma McArdle: Is it my present? Jennie Lowell: Yeah.
	Unknown Episode: Emma McArdle: You guys are so lucky, Aunt Edith always makes us fish. Allie Lowell: What's wrong with fish? Emma McArdle: She leaves the heads on.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: What are you listening to? Emma McArdle: Tina Turner, what about you? Jennie Lowell: Sting. Emma McArdle: Wanna trade? Jennie Lowell: Sure.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: [after waking up Emma] Jason wants us to go to bed together. Emma McArdle: So get in. Jennie Lowell: No... I mean me and him.
	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: You know what scares me most about this whole Jennie and Jason thing is that sooner or later you and me are going to have the same discussion. Emma McArdle: Couldn't it be later? Kate McArdle: Oh, i'm so glad you said that.
	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: Do you have a trick up your sleeve? Allie Lowell: Oh please, tricks are for kids.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: Would you want a guy to go out with you just because you're pretty? Emma McArdle: You think i'm pretty? Jennie Lowell: Sure. Emma McArdle: Thank you. Jennie Lowell: You didn't answer my question.
	Unknown Episode: Emma McArdle: I'm a teenager, I'm allowed to be shallow.
	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: Oh innocence, thy name is Allie.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: When I first moved here from Conneticut they acted like I was invisible. Jason Crawford: What'd you do to fit in? Jennie Lowell: I latched onto Emma, I guess there is just something about her.
	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: Wouldn't you want a man that suprised you? Allie Lowell: I had a man who suprised me. Kate McArdle: Who? Allie Lowell: Charles. Kate McArdle: CHarles suprised you? With what? Allie Lowell: Claire.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: [to Emma] I don't care, think what you want.
	Unknown Episode: Emma McArdle: You can hate me if you want. Jennie Lowell: No.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: What would I tell my mother? Emma McArdle: The truth? Jennie Lowell: Are you kidding? She'd choke on her pearls.
	Unknown Episode: Emma McArdle: I'm the only one who doesn't have a job, I feel like a slug. Allie Lowell: You get used to it.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: I don't know what I should do. Emma McArdle: How about throwing up on him? Jennie Lowell: What? Emma McArdle: Well that's what I did to Matthew Barren. Jennie Lowell: Couldn't you think of anything more suddel? Emma McArdle: Not in the first grade.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: Gee, I never knew I was so sexy. Emma McArdle: Yeah. Even in those clothes.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: Is Emma upstairs?
	Unknown Episode: Emma McArdle: How do you spell catastrophe? Jennie Lowell: J.E.N.N.I.E.
	Unknown Episode: Kate McArdle: Are daughters are growing up. Allie Lowell: And there dating better men then we are.
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: We need a name that's sexy. Emma McArdle: Madonna!
	Unknown Episode: Allie Lowell: This guy sent a picture. Kate McArdle: Oh yeah, is he cute? Allie Lowell: Its not of his face!
	Unknown Episode: Jennie Lowell: This is so exciting, i'm shaking. Emma McArdle: Me too! I think it's all that cappuccino.

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