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Kevin Conroy
At the age of 17, Kevin earned a full scholarship to attend Julliard's drama division, where he studied ...

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Batman Quotes

	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Destroyer (2) Batman: We'll need all the bodies we can throw at this. Superman: Oh, come on! It's Lex Flippin' Luthor!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Destroyer (2) Atomic Skull: Wait a minute, we helped you guys save the world. Don't we even get any consideration? Batman: You're right. Batman: Five minute head start. Atomic Skull: Five minutes? Are you kidding? Wonder Woman: Four minutes, fifty seconds...
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Destroyer (2) Superman: A head start? You're getting soft in your old age. Batman: Don't you have a tall building to go leap? Wonder Woman: And the adventure continues.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Destroyer (2) Lex Luthor: What's wrong? Batman: I'm out. Lex Luthor: [Lex offers Batman one of his guns] Here, take my extra. Batman: Not my style. Lex Luthor: Suit yourself. I plan to live through this.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Destroyer (2) Lex Luthor: Was there a plan here? Batman: Take out the small fry until we attract the big fish's attention. Lex Luthor: Ha! With everything that's going on, I'll bet he never notices us! Superman: I'll take a piece of that.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Dead Reckoning Batman: You're wasting time! Go in as a ghost. Find the central control and shut down the shield generator. We'll follow as soon as we can. Superman: Yeah, okay! Superman: ...You have to eat them with a spoon. What am I doing in Africa?
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Dead Reckoning Batman: [from the Watchtower] Solivar, this is Batman. Solivar: What a coincidence. I was just about to call you. Batman: We wanted to give you a heads-up. We have reason to believe Grodd may be coming your way. Solivar: You don't say! That would explain the armies of supervillains attacking the city!
	Season 5 / Episode 5: - Flash and Substance The Flash: It'd be great if one of the original seven was there. I mean, I understand if everybody's too busy to come, no biggie. My mom's gonna be there... let's see, my uncle's flying in... I know, it's the "Flash" museum, but to me the whole League deserves the honor. Like I said, no biggie. Batman: [resignedly] What time? The Flash: Six o'clock... No! You're really coming? Awesome! You're a stand-up guy, Bats! Don't ever let anyone call you a crazed loner.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Shadow of the Hawk Hawkgirl: Aliens? Well, then he must be a lunatic because we know there's no life on other planets. Batman: There's more. Hawkgirl: What? Batman: Our Mr. Hall spends quite bit of time on the Internet. Hawkgirl: Dang, lock him up! Batman: He frequents the "I Hate Hawkgirl" boards. Hawkgirl: That doesn't mean..."boards"? How many are there? Batman: Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds... Hawkgirl: Forget I asked!
	Season 4 / Episode 12: - Divided We Fall Batman: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Green Arrow: "Who guards the guardians?" We've got it covered.
	Season 4 / Episode 11: - Panic in the Sky Batman: You want me to what? Wonder Woman: Turn yourself over to US authority, along with the rest of us. Flash: Okay, that makes sense. Superman: Meet us at the coordinates I'm sending you. We should all go over together. Batman: This is the single dumbest plan I've ever heard! If you're feeling guilty, clear your own name! Don't stand on the sidelines waiting for someone else to do it! Wonder Woman: We've already voted. Five in favor. Flash: Six. Wonder Woman: You have to come with us, Bruce. Batman: I don't 'have' to do anything! I'm a part-timer, remember! Wonder Woman: ...Actually, he took it a lot better than I expected.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Once and Future Thing: Time, Warped (2) Bruce Wayne: Surprised to see me? Batman: A little. I'm more surprised I lived so long. Terry McGinnis: Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met? Bruce Wayne, Batman: [At the same time] Not now! Terry McGinnis: Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Once and Future Thing: Time, Warped (2) Green Lantern: Green Lanterns have a legend, no one can see the beginning of time. It's a universal law. Batman: Write him a ticket!
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Once and Future Thing: Time, Warped (2) Batman: I can't control my friend here much longer. You'd better give us something we can use. Ghoul: His wife! I know where his wife is! Static: Wow... Batman playing "good cop." Green Lantern: Everything's relative.
	Season 3 / Episode 13: - The Once and Future Thing: Time, Warped (2) Batman: Let's go. Terry McGinnis: You're new here, you don't know your way around... Batman: Are criminals still superstitious and cowardly? Bruce Wayne: Yes. Batman: Good enough for me.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana? Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague. Green Lantern: [unconvinced] Uh-huh. Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distractions. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she? Wonder Woman: Don't let that stop you. [leans over him, flirtatiously] Keep digging.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge. Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything? Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. Green Lantern: I'm very happy. Batman: [Unconvinced] Uh-huh
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Wonder Woman: These shoes are killing me. Batman: You fight crime wearing high heels. Wonder Woman: High heels that fit!
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Batman: [looking at a newspaper] I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old. Wonder Woman: So? Batman: Look at the date: June 1879. Green Lantern: I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Green Lantern: Those empty holsters aren't gonna scare anybody. You sure you don't want one of these? Batman: Positive. Let's ride!
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Tobias Manning: Now go for your gun, chief, so I can ventilate you proper! Batman: Six guns, six of us. Nobody miss.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Batman: Go ahead - give me an excuse.
	Season 3 / Episode 12: - The Once and Future Thing: Weird Western Tales (1) Batman: I'd get out of town if I were you. Bartholomew Aloysius Lash: I'd like to, but like my pappy always said, "a man who buries his head in the sand makes a pretty good target."
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Dark Heart Batman: [while falling through the air after having to abandon his plane] I could use a little air support seeing as I can't fly... at all. Batman: Now would be a good time.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - This Little Piggy Wonder Woman: Don't you ever wish you were down there? Batman: I'm down there all I need to be. Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special. Wonder Woman: No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time. Batman: One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her. [for answer, Diana crushes the head of a gargoyle with her hand] Wonder Woman: Next. Batman: There! Wonder Woman: Saved by the bell.
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - This Little Piggy Batman: [singing] There was a time/I was your only one/But now I'm/the sad and lonely one...
	Season 3 / Episode 5: - This Little Piggy Zatanna Zatara: Is there anything you can't do? Batman: There's one thing I've never been very good at: saying thank you.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - Kid Stuff Wonder Woman: [after being turned back into an adult] Circumstances aside, it was kind of... enjoyable to be a kid again. Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - For the Man Who Has Everything Wonder Woman: Bruce, you didn't get him a gift certificate, did you? Batman: No! Batman: Cash.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - For the Man Who Has Everything Wonder Woman: I wonder what he's seeing? Batman: [with feeling] Whatever it is, it's too good for him.

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