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	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Nina Van Horn: Oh, Maya! How I wish I could live in your fantasy world of unicorns and moon landings!
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Nina Van Horn: Nina, you have a college degree, you know a lot about science. Answer me this: how many chickens would I have to kill to get rid of a ghost?
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Dennis Finch: Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry in front of another dude unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Maya Gallo: I think they mean objectifying women and taking them for granted. Dennis Finch: Chesty has a point.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Dennis Finch: Me and my friends are plenty sensitive. The other day, Kevin fell down two flights of stairs, and it took all my strength not to laugh. Elliot DiMauro: Is he all right? Dennis Finch: [laughing] He broke two ribs.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Nina Van Horn: I'll just have to tell Simon that a ghost told me I was going to cheat on him with a tall man holding a box. Kevin Liotta: [holding a box] Hi, Nina. Nina Van Horn: All right, let get this over with. Get naked and let's do it. Kevin Liotta: Oh, my God! Make A Wish got my letter!
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Dennis Finch: You better get going. Those models aren't going to shoot themselves. Not until their late twenties.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Maya Gallo: We demand an entire issue devoted to negative body image. Jack Gallo: I'll give you one article and a plus-size model on the cover. Maya Gallo: That offer is insulting. We won't even dignify it with a response. Naomi: We'll take it. Maya Gallo: What? Naomi: I mean, it's a very reasonable offer.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Nina Van Horn: Honesty is one of those things people say they want, but they really don't, like education or children.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Nina Van Horn: I don't like walking. It's so pedestrian. Maya Gallo: You're walking. Nina Van Horn: God gave us feet for three reasons: to be massaged, pedicured, and tied to the other end of the bed.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Nina Van Horn: Little tip: never yell, 'Look, he's got six balls!' at someone who's about to step off a curb.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Dennis Finch: Check it out, my Planet of the Apes collection is almost complete. Jack Gallo: You know, I don't get that movie. Are the lady apes supposed to be sexy? Dennis Finch: I don't think so. Jack Gallo: Yeah, neither do I.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Vicki Costa: Can I come in? Jack Gallo: Sure, unless you think I'm being too pushy or bloated. Vicki Costa: I didn't say bloated. Jack Gallo: It was implied.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Jack Gallo: All of the great captains of industry are doing it. Dennis Finch: Kirk, Kangaroo, Crunch... although technically, Crunch is a Cap'n.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Jack Gallo: [takes Dennis' action figure] Tell me what you really think or Dr. Zaius gets it. Dennis Finch: Please don't hurt my monkey.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Nina Van Horn: [finds a pill on the floor] Hello, old friend. Nina Van Horn: Oh, dammit! It's a Tic-Tac!
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Jack Gallo: It's Fashion Week. Nina, I'm sure you're looking forward to all those parties. Nina Van Horn: I resent that. Just because you flatline at a couple of parties they label you a party animal.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Jack Gallo: I want you to be honest. Really let me have it. Maya Gallo: Well, you can be pushy. Jack Gallo: There you go. Vicki Costa: And you're self-centered. Jack Gallo: That's it. Elliot DiMauro: [stands up and slams hand on table] You belittle me! Jack Gallo: Okay... Elliot DiMauro: I give and give and you never give anything back! Jack Gallo: All right, Sally, take a Midol.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Dennis Finch: He's trying to take away what I love the most: serving him. He's hoping I snap and come crawling back. He's a diabolical genius that one, like Dr. Frankenstein or Katie Couric.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Maya Gallo: [finds Nina still on the floor] Oh, Nina! Were you there all night? Nina Van Horn: I think I blacked out a couple of times. Maya Gallo: Oh, I'm so sorry... Wait a minute. If you have been there all night, why is there fresh ice in that glass? Nina Van Horn: Oh, kiss my ass, Nancy Drew!
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Nina Van Horn: You may think this is sappy and old-fashioned, but you know where I met your dad? At an orgy.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Jack Gallo: Well, Dennis, that was the last time I went to the bathroom as the boss. Dennis Finch: Ooh, I'll call the Smithsonian. Jack Gallo: Sarcasm I won't miss so much.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Kevin Liotta: You want to hear a funny story? I once ran into your dad at the park. Maya Gallo: You did? What happened? Kevin Liotta: I told you, I ran into him at the park. Wow, with her in charge, this place is gonna go down the tubes.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: Why is this girl in her underwear? Dennis Finch: Oh, we hired her. She's going to jump out of a giant cake. Maya Gallo: I don't see a giant cake. Dennis Finch: It's at my apartment.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Jack Gallo: If I wanted a surprise party, I would have told Dennis to throw me one.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: This is so out of the blue. What do you think brought this on? Nina Van Horn: Wait, I have it. Jack is having sexual problems. Men always freak out and quit their jobs whenever their Peter stops piping. Elliot DiMauro: They do not! I mean, I assume they don't. I mean, how would I know?
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: Finch, if you're trying to suck up to me because I'm the editor now, it's not quite working. Dennis Finch: course it's not. It took years to learn to suck up to Jack. Sure, I'll prance around in your underpants to stretch them out, but it won't be the same. Maya Gallo: First of all, I would never, ever ask you to do that. Dennis Finch: That was the thing about Jack. You didn't have to ask.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Nina Van Horn: When I needed a job, you were there. When I needed a friend, you were there. When I needed a kidney, you were there. Dennis Finch: Excuse me, I believe that was my kidney? Nina Van Horn: But Jack made you give it, and that's what was so sweet.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: Seven years ago, you asked me to help you become a better father to Hannah, but in typical Jack Gallo fashion, you pulled a fast one... when I wasn't looking, you became a real father to me.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Dennis Finch: Jack, what can I say? You the man, so I decided to lay down some mad rhymes. Maya Gallo: Aw, you wrote him a poem. That's so sweet. Dennis Finch: It's not a poem, it's a hard-core, def-jam gangsta rap. I haven't had time to lay down the beats, so you'll have imagine the chains and the bling-bling and the Escalade. Here goes: There's a guy named Jack Gallo / Is he shallow? No / He just gots to go / Now he's flying solo... again, you have to imagine the boom-boom and the bitches and the rest. All the while / he made me smile like Gomer Pyle / I look up to him like Fay Wray looked up to King Kong / Like the Chinese to ping-pong / Slap it on da bing-bong. Jack Gallo: Thank you, Dennis. I'm sure that meant a lot.

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