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Just Shoot Me - 02x20 Jack's Old Partner

2x20 Jack's Old Partner

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First Aired: Apr. 09, 1998 on NBC

Summary: While writing his memoirs, Jack suddenly contracts a horrible case of writer's block. He then realizes why- he has come to the place in his memoirs where he fired his old partner Herb just before Blush took off. Discovering that his old partner has been toiling in a toyshop in Connecticut…
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Main Characters in this Episode



Guest Stars

Herb played by Tom Poston
Janet played by Jordan Baker

Episode Quotes

Elliot DiMauro: You're getting audited? You should've used my guy. He's a creepy little weasel who knows every loophole and gets a sexual thrill out of cheating the feds.
Nina Van Horn: Who is it?
Dennis Finch: Me.
Nina Van Horn: Are you really that good?
Dennis Finch: Last year the government paid me twenty grand not to grow corn.
Nina Van Horn: You're hired.
Janet: You have a lot of deductions here, Ms. Van Horn.
Nina Van Horn: Thank you.
Janet: And you have a write-off here for something called a buttock lift.
Nina Van Horn: Yes.
Janet: And it's listed under travel expenses.
Nina Van Horn: It is further north than it was.
Nina Van Horn: Come on, Elliot, you go out with supermodels without knowing their last names.
Elliot DiMauro: Most of them don't have last names.