Maya Gallo

Just Shoot Me

- Character Guide

Characters: #2 of 7 (Full List)

Played by:

Laura San Giacomo
Laura San Giacomo was born November 14, 1962, in West Orange, New Jersey, to MaryJo and John San Giacomo. ...

Who is Maya Gallo?

[No description found for this character]

Maya Gallo Fans [4]

tom2860

charodeikata

smashdotcom

lukazfranizzi

[no screenshots found]

- see Episode Guide

Maya Gallo Quotes

Season 2 / Episode 7: - Twice Burned

Jack Gallo: I need you to come to Woodbridge with me, to tell them what a great father I am.
Maya Gallo: Oh, you want me to lie.
Jack Gallo: Not lie, just have some fun with the truth.
Maya Gallo: I can have fun with the truth. I used to be good at having fun with the truth. Like when you didn't come to my sweet sixteen party, I told my friends that you were donating a kidney.
Jack Gallo: I'm a giver.
Maya Gallo: And when you weren't there when I had the lead role in Oklahoma, I told them you were in an avalanche.
Jack Gallo: My worst nightmare.
Maya Gallo: And when you weren't at my high school graduation, I told everyone you were hunting Nazis in Argentina.
Jack Gallo: I hate Nazis. Always have.
Maya Gallo: And then there was the time I realized everyone knew I was lying, and that's when having fun with the truth stopped being fun.
Jack Gallo: Please, don't do it for me. Do it for Hannah. [speaks in high-pitched voice while holding picture of Hannah] Pwease, big sister. I wanna go to the good school.
Maya Gallo: Fine, I'll do it. But that is the most annoying voice I have ever heard. [opens door, the screeching sound of Cholera Joe Hopper singing is playing outside]

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Secretary's Day

Dennis Finch: Please, I've had enough contact with dominant females.
Maya Gallo: Yes, but unlike the gorilla, I won't be giving you a tongue bath.

[More Quotes]

Maya Gallo Photos

powered by

Previous | Next (1)

Next: Elliot DiMauro

» Back to Just Shoot Me TV Show