Dennis Finch

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David Spade
Comic brat extraordinaire David Spade was born on July 22, 1964, in Birmingham, Michigan, the youngest ...

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Dennis Finch Quotes

	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Dennis Finch: Call me old fashioned, but I don't cry in front of another dude unless it's to get out of a speeding ticket.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Maya Gallo: I think they mean objectifying women and taking them for granted. Dennis Finch: Chesty has a point.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Dennis Finch: Me and my friends are plenty sensitive. The other day, Kevin fell down two flights of stairs, and it took all my strength not to laugh. Elliot DiMauro: Is he all right? Dennis Finch: [laughing] He broke two ribs.
	Season 7 / Episode 24: - Strange Bedfellows Dennis Finch: You better get going. Those models aren't going to shoot themselves. Not until their late twenties.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Dennis Finch: Check it out, my Planet of the Apes collection is almost complete. Jack Gallo: You know, I don't get that movie. Are the lady apes supposed to be sexy? Dennis Finch: I don't think so. Jack Gallo: Yeah, neither do I.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Jack Gallo: All of the great captains of industry are doing it. Dennis Finch: Kirk, Kangaroo, Crunch... although technically, Crunch is a Cap'n.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Jack Gallo: [takes Dennis' action figure] Tell me what you really think or Dr. Zaius gets it. Dennis Finch: Please don't hurt my monkey.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - The Goodbye Girl Dennis Finch: He's trying to take away what I love the most: serving him. He's hoping I snap and come crawling back. He's a diabolical genius that one, like Dr. Frankenstein or Katie Couric.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Jack Gallo: Well, Dennis, that was the last time I went to the bathroom as the boss. Dennis Finch: Ooh, I'll call the Smithsonian. Jack Gallo: Sarcasm I won't miss so much.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: Why is this girl in her underwear? Dennis Finch: Oh, we hired her. She's going to jump out of a giant cake. Maya Gallo: I don't see a giant cake. Dennis Finch: It's at my apartment.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: Finch, if you're trying to suck up to me because I'm the editor now, it's not quite working. Dennis Finch: course it's not. It took years to learn to suck up to Jack. Sure, I'll prance around in your underpants to stretch them out, but it won't be the same. Maya Gallo: First of all, I would never, ever ask you to do that. Dennis Finch: That was the thing about Jack. You didn't have to ask.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Nina Van Horn: When I needed a job, you were there. When I needed a friend, you were there. When I needed a kidney, you were there. Dennis Finch: Excuse me, I believe that was my kidney? Nina Van Horn: But Jack made you give it, and that's what was so sweet.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Dennis Finch: Jack, what can I say? You the man, so I decided to lay down some mad rhymes. Maya Gallo: Aw, you wrote him a poem. That's so sweet. Dennis Finch: It's not a poem, it's a hard-core, def-jam gangsta rap. I haven't had time to lay down the beats, so you'll have imagine the chains and the bling-bling and the Escalade. Here goes: There's a guy named Jack Gallo / Is he shallow? No / He just gots to go / Now he's flying solo... again, you have to imagine the boom-boom and the bitches and the rest. All the while / he made me smile like Gomer Pyle / I look up to him like Fay Wray looked up to King Kong / Like the Chinese to ping-pong / Slap it on da bing-bong. Jack Gallo: Thank you, Dennis. I'm sure that meant a lot.
	Season 7 / Episode 22: - Evaluate This! Maya Gallo: That was awkward. Kevin Liotta: Here I come. Dennis Finch: Oh, no. Kevin Liotta: [comes skipping in a sailor suit and holding a prop lollipop] On the Good Ship Lollipop / It's a quick trip to a candy shop... Wait, where's Mr. Gallo? Finch, if this is a practical joke, I will literally rip your head off!
	Season 7 / Episode 21: - Future Issues Dennis Finch: Come on, padre. Let's get you suited up. Minister #2: I'm not Catholic. Dennis Finch: No one cares.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - For the Last Time, I Do Jack Gallo: I can't stand interns. They're always fawning over you. I hate fawning. Dennis Finch: Hey, Jack, your oatmeal is still hot. Do I blow on it or put it over my head and run around the office? Jack Gallo: What do you think?
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - For the Last Time, I Do Rick: I'm just so nervous about my age. Maya Gallo: Don't worry. You'll find that people here are very sensitive. Dennis Finch: Hey, grandpa. Go to the copier and make copies of this, and try not to break a hip while you're at it.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - For the Last Time, I Do Maya Gallo: Rick, for your first meeting, you might want to take more of a listening position. Dennis Finch: In other words, Pops, take out your teeth, turn up your Miracle Ear and fantasize about Angela Lansbury.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - For the Last Time, I Do Elliot DiMauro: It's not the Bible part that worries me. It's the beautiful women who attend the meetings. Dennis Finch: So use your Cain. You're Abel.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - For the Last Time, I Do Dennis Finch: Did you sneeze? Because God blessed you.
	Season 7 / Episode 20: - For the Last Time, I Do Mary Elizabeth: You sure enjoy talking about the Lord. Dennis Finch: I love the Lord. I love all the lords. The one of the Rings, the one of the Dance, the ten that are always a-leapin'...
	Season 7 / Episode 19: - The Last Temptation of Elliott Dennis Finch: First order of business is choosing a color for the seventh floor hallway. Will it be tasteful, dignified Gold, or that bastard son of beige, Wheat?
	Season 7 / Episode 19: - The Last Temptation of Elliott Elliot DiMauro: This isn't about parking spaces, Jack. It's about respect. Jack Gallo: I can get you that. Dennis! Dennis Finch: Now? Jack Gallo: Now. Dennis Finch: [Reading off cards] Have you been working out? You look great. Jack Gallo: He's willing to say that in front of people.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Son of a Preacher Man Jack Gallo: We've been waiting for the elevator for twenty minutes. Dennis Finch: Only eighteen of that was foreplay.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Son of a Preacher Man Jack Gallo: Dennis, I want you to find all the information you can on a Marjorie Moynihan. Dennis Finch: The maid? Dude, you can do better than that.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Son of a Preacher Man Maya Gallo: Mike is so great. We met at a self-fulfilment seminar. It's so great to have someone who gets you. Dennis Finch: I know. It's like with me and Rhonda. Maya Gallo: The way he laughs, the way he kisses... Dennis Finch: The way she cuffs me, the way she doesn't leave bruises... [both sigh in unison]
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Son of a Preacher Man Jack Gallo: What is that on your neck? Did you get branded? Dennis Finch: No. Rhonda heated up a belt buckle and gave me a little love burn. Jack Gallo: Dennis, this woman, is she holding you against your will? Dennis Finch: No, we're cool. Jack Gallo: I see. She's watching us, isn't she? Blink three times if you want me to call the authorities.
	Season 7 / Episode 18: - Son of a Preacher Man Dennis Finch: You don't get it. I've been with girls who are dirty and girls who are filthy, and she was filthy!
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - My Fair Finchy Jack Gallo: Nina, will you put that down? I spent all day buffing my putter. Dennis Finch: Yeah, and cleaning that club.
	Season 7 / Episode 17: - My Fair Finchy Dennis Finch: Elliot, you brother's on his way up. Elliot DiMauro: I don't want to see him. When he comes up, tell him I'm not here. Dennis Finch: How about I tell him you have a stomach flu and you were sent to the hospital. that way he won't track you down. Elliot DiMauro: That's great. Thanks. [Goes into Jack's office; Donnie enters] Donnie DiMauro: Hey, Finch. Is my brother around? Dennis Finch: Yeah, he's in there.

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