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Judging Amy

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	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Happy Borthday Woman: [Shut up, Marsha is dead. Do you understand that] Shelly Cecil: [Oh so thats why she's not answering my emails] Oliver Cecil: [Shelly] Shelly Cecil: [Of course I understand, I killed my best friend, I saw her lying there. My life is over, I can't go back to school, I can't even walk down the street. I'm a murderer] Shelly Cecil: [So do what ever you want with me ok, put me in jail for the rest of my life. Make her happy because it's all over, i'm already dead] Amy Gray: [Miss Cecil, Shelly. Look at me, ok just listen to me. Were going to get through this, ok all of us. It's not over]
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Happy Borthday Lorna Thompson: [Shut up, Marsha is dead. Do you understand that] Shelly Cecil: [Oh so that's why she's not answering my emails] Oliver Cecil: [Shelly] Shelly Cecil: [Of course I understand, I killed my best friend, I saw her lying there. My life is over, I can't go back to school, I can't even walk down the street. I'm a murderer] Shelly Cecil: [So do what ever you want with me ok, put me in jail for the rest of my life. Make her happy because it's all over, I'm already dead] Amy Gray: [Miss Cecil, Shelly. Look at me, ok just listen to me. Were going to get through this, all of us. It's not over]
	Season 6 / Episode 14: - Happy Borthday Shelly Cecil: [laughs] Well Marsha said this really funny thing right before we crashed. She said, how'd you get to be such a good driver shell, got to admit that’s funny. [laughs]
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Early Winter Ignacio Messina: Really, I think people just stop trying. Vincent Gray: Is that what's going on with my mom? Ignacio Messina: Your mother's at that point. Vincent Gray: What is that? Ignacio Messina: Where pain of the past meets fear of the future. It's where most fighters give up.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Consent Maxine Gray: [to Peter] I'm your mother, I love you unconditionally. Even if you wear that tie with that shirt.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Lullaby Maxine Gray: Baby's boats a silver moon / Sailing in the sky / Sailing over a sea of sleep / While the clouds roll by / Sail baby sail / Out upon that sea / Only don't forget to sail / Back again to me / Baby's fishing for a dream / Fishing near and far / His line a silver moonbeam is / His bait a silver star / Sail baby sail / Out upon that sea / Only don't forget to sail / Back again to me
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - Christenings Maxine: He's my therapist, Sean, you wanted me to go to therapy, I'm going to therapy; are you happy now? Why don't we just shout it to the world? MAXINE GRAY IS IN THERAPY! Sean Potter: [turns to walk away] And not a moment to soon...
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Kilt Trip Vincent Gray: When I create my own universe, people are gonna grow and learn by eating ice cream and having lots of sex.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Into the Fire Sean Potter: Don't take this the wrong way, but you're crazy. Maxine: Well, that's irrelevant.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Woman in Cacti With a Curled Up Rat Amy Gray: Did anybody call while I was in the shower? Maxine: A telemarketer. I spoke French to him and he hung up. Amy Gray: You don't speak French. Maxine: I speak phony-French fluently.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Out-of-Towners Maxine: If wisdom doesn't come with age, then why bother getting old?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Presumed Innocent Donna Kozlowski: Some people believe that before we're born, when we're still in spirit form, we make a deal with the universe... choose the families we're born into. We have different reasons, based on the lessons we need to learn. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I chose mine. But, it's obvious why Judge Gray chose hers. I'm just really glad I could be a part of it. God bless us... every one. Maxine: Amen
	Unknown Episode: Interior Decorator: Usually I'm so perceptive of people. Come on... what's changed? Maxine: Two weeks ago my fiancée died of a heart attack 48 hours before we were to be wed. Also, I've cut my hair.
	Unknown Episode: Board Member: We're a little concerned that your director is a drug addict. Maxine Gray: No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants. What's your point?
	Unknown Episode: Maxine Gray: Never wear fire for a hat... I haven't any idea what it means. I read it in a bathroom stall once and it stuck with me.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine: By the way, I'm getting married a week from Saturday. I expect you to be there. Sean Potter: A week from Saturday? Maxine, why are you getting married a week from Saturday? Maxine: So I can have sex, Sean. Why else would anyone get married?
	Unknown Episode: Amy Gray: The only way we do better is by figuring out what we did wrong.
	Unknown Episode: Maxine Gray: [Amy has been in bed with the flu for several days] Amy? I brought you some chicken soup. How do you feel? Amy Gray: Horrible. I've been seeing things. It's like being on acid. Amy Gray: If I'd ever done acid.
	Unknown Episode: Amy Gray: [after being shouted out, Maxine rushes into the kitchen] Mom, are you OK? Maxine Gray: [trying not to laugh] Of course, but I am 65 years old, and my boyfriend's mother hates me
	Unknown Episode: Maxine: Men look in the mirror just as much as women do. They just conclude they always look great.
	Unknown Episode: Lauen Cassidy: What's anorexia? Maxine: It's a disease women get by reading magazines.

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