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	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Back to School Jonathan Gosselin: Who tore the pages out of the Bible?
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Memorial Day Picnic Kate Gosselin: Hellooo!
	Season 3 / Episode 28: - Memorial Day Picnic Joel Gosselin: [crying hysterically] My shoe came off! Jonathan Gosselin: So what?
	Season 3 / Episode 23: - Games Gosselins Play Madelyn Gosselin: Some day, I'm going to be better than all of you people!
	Season 3 / Episode 20: - Alexis and Collin Alexis Gosselin: Them's Cute!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Aaden and Hannah Aaden Gosselin: I can't see sheep!
	Season 3 / Episode 19: - Aaden and Hannah Hannah Gosselin: I didn't saw a chicken at the horses!
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Color Me Gosselin Joel Gosselin: I have a wiener. Daddies have wieners.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Color Me Gosselin Joel Gosselin: I have a weiner. Daddy has... daddies have weiners.
	Season 3 / Episode 17: - Color Me Gosselin Joel Gosselin: I have a wiener. Daddy's have wieners.
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Carpeting the House Jonathan Gosselin: Push, my love. Puuuush! Kate Gosselin: Last time I did that, we had twins!
	Season 3 / Episode 15: - Carpeting the House Aaden Gosselin: He's bangin!
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Day in the Life Kate Gosselin: Do you want a turn in the 'bus'? Aaden Gosselin: Yes. Kate Gosselin: Okay, now politely ask Joel to get out. Ask him politely. Aaden Gosselin: Out.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Day in the Life Hannah Gosselin: Mommy, I want to sleep with the boys! Kate Gosselin: Nope. You're not sleeping with the boys anymore. Not until you're married.
	Season 3 / Episode 1: - Trip to the Zoo Alexis Gosselin: [Aaden is sick, and Alexis is trying to comfort him when Hannah butts in] Don't! Him will fo up on your hands! Hannah Gosselin: No he won't! Alexis Gosselin: Yes! Hannah Gosselin: [yells] HE WON'T!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - A Day at the Zoo Collin Gosselin: Fly Dumbo!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - A Day at the Zoo Kate Gosselin: I hate this camera.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Babies & Bedrooms (1) Leah Gosselin: [pushing Joel away] Get out of our room Joel! Kate Gosselin: That's right Joel go to your room.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Babies & Bedrooms (1) Kate Gosselin: Jon and I always knew that we wanted to have kids Jonathan Gosselin: but we didn't think we'd have this many. Kate Gosselin: We couldn't get pregnant on our own so we turned to firtility treatments. Jonathan Gosselin: And we were thrilled at the birth of our twin girls Cara and Maddy. Kate Gosselin: Then when we wanted just one more we got a little more than we bargained for. We got six more. Jonathan Gosselin: Life with two six year olds and six three year olds is hectic Kate Gosselin: And while being the parents of two sets of multiples doesn't always bring out the best in us. Jonathan Gosselin: It's our life Kate Gosselin: And we're in it together.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Sara Snow Visits! Madelyn Gosselin: I want a quiet dinner! That's what I want! Kate Gosselin: Then be quiet.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Sugar Rush Kate Gosselin: I'm taking the kids to Chocolate World... because I'm crazy.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - Red, White, & Gosselin Kate Gosselin: A little help here please!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Sextuplets Turn 3! Jonathan Gosselin: I have to go change now. Leah Gosselin: Why, Daddy, did you poop in your pants?
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Jon Turns 30 Leah Gosselin: Those have them boogies on it! Kate Gosselin: I don't see any on it sweetie it's a brand new tissue from the drawer. Leah Gosselin: But it has them boogies on it!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Pancakes and Potties Kate Gosselin: I'm the cook and he's the waitress! Jonathan Gosselin: [shouting] Waiter!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Pancakes and Potties Kate Gosselin: She just pooped and went on her way. And she's been pooping like that ever since. She's an amazing pooper.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Twins Turn 6 Kate Gosselin: I will make it through this day. I will make it through this day.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - Garage Makeover Kate Gosselin: [after hearing Collin crying] Aaden! Come here. Aaden Jonathan. [Grabbing Aaden by his hand. Aaden starts whimpering] Turn around. Did you do this? [Pointing to the bite mark on Collin's stomach] Aaden Gosselin: Owie? Kate Gosselin: Yes that's an owie. Tell Collin you're sorry. Aaden Gosselin: I sowwie Collie. Kate Gosselin: [Aaden tries to run off] No you're not finished yet. Go sit.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Housekeeper Hunt Kate Gosselin: He would just come up, and I would feel a little petting on my feet. Jonathan Gosselin: Okay, don't pet near my inner thigh. This is a G rated show!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Housekeeper Hunt Leah Gosselin: Clean it up! Clean it up now!

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