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	Season 3 / Episode 17: - The Hansel And Gretel Witch Project / I.Q. Johnny/Get Stinky Carl Chryniszzswics: Ooh, a recipe for German Chocolate cake! Let's see now: Chocolate... Cake... GERMANS!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Jumbo Johnny / The Perfect Gift / Bravo, James Bravo Johnny Bravo: [Answers phone] Troubled Teen Hotline... Your boyfriend left you? Well... uh... what are you wearing?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Velma: [with a flirtatious voice] Don't worry, I won't bite! Johnny Bravo: [pointing at Daphne] Does she?
	Season 1 / Episode 3: - The Sensitive Male / Bravo Dooby-Doo Velma: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses! Johnny Bravo: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
	Unknown Episode: Momma: Here's your money, Susie. Thanks to you, everything is back to normal. Mongo: Or is it?
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Woah, momma.
	Unknown Episode: Suzy: Would you eat them with a fox? Johnny Bravo: If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you...
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler?
	Unknown Episode: Pops: Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.
	Unknown Episode: Suzy: I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means... Johnny Bravo: I'm hungry!
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.
	Unknown Episode: Pops: Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: What do you think, Rubber Ducky? Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack. Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly!
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Hey, Foxy Mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah!
	Unknown Episode: Roy: You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: [eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it!
	Unknown Episode: Momma: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth. Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda. [holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses] Momma: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses. Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...
	Unknown Episode: Kid: [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men! [the whole store stares at Johnny] Johnny Bravo: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]... TV Guide.
	Unknown Episode: Jungle Boy: He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny? Johnny Bravo: Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly. Fly: It's a lie. It's a lie!
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Bravo: [Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person] Did you see a gorilla around here? Businessman: No. [Johnny moves on] Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here? World peace-seeking man: [in hippie raspy voice] No. Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here? Gorgeous woman: [in flirtatious tone] No. Johnny Bravo: Did you see a... [Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards] Old woman: Gorilla? Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you? [gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort] Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.

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