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	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Joey and the Temptation Carmen Electra: Oh Joey, this is my friend Elsa. Elsa: [Joey waves at her] Drake Ramoray! I'm a big fan. You are huge in Iceland. [Joey frowns. Turns to Carmen] Maybe... [faces Joey] we can share him. Joey Tribbiani: OH COME ON! [exits]
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Joey and the Spying Alex: It's already 8 o'clock, are you gonna be able to find anyone to go out with ? Joey: Give me a letter! Alex: H Joey: [talking by cell phone] Hey Helen! It's Joey.... yep... no... OK! Joey: She's coming over ! [while putting cell phone down]
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Joey and the Tonight Show Joey: Thanks. It's just, when I was a kid, I used to dream about being on the Tonight Show. You know, Johnny Carson would come out and introduce me and I'd come out and he'd say, 'How you doin' Joey?' and I'd say, 'Just great, Johnny' and now that day is finally here. I'm so scared, 'cause... Michael: Because you're afraid you're gonna say Johnny's name instead of Jay's? Joey: It could so happen.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Joey and the Tonight Show Gina: You know what, it's crazy, but maybe we can get one of the news helicopters to come down and pick you up. Joey: That's great! Okay, we just gotta get their attention. Uh, Ooh! Let's lie on the pavement and use our bodies to spell out 'Joey Tribbiani needs to get to the Tonight Show fast!'
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Joey and the Husband Viktor: Gina, sorry, no tips today. All money go down stripper's panties.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Joey and the Husband Eric: I get it. You're gay. Joey: No! But if I was, I'd be attracted to myself!
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Joey and the Husband Michael: I'm going to my room to study. What are you going to do? Joey: I'm luring Alex's husband over with a pretend maintenance problem, because he's the Super, but my real plan is to prove to him that I'm sexy. Michael: We lead very different lives, you and I.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Joey and the Nemesis Joey Tribbiani: Nope, she's not going anywhere. How are you feeling? Michael Tribbiani: Not good Jo. Everything will be fine tomorrow though Joey Tribbiani: Oh yeah, how'd you figure? Michael Tribbiani: 'Cause if she doesn't leave by then, I'm going to kill myself Joey Tribbiani: Dont be so dramatic. Michael Tribbiani: She said we're going to flush my system, Joey. I dont know what that means Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, your grandmother was the same when I was sick. Ive had my system flushed ... makes you ask yourself some big questions. [turns tv on] Gina Tribbiani: [turns tv off] don't even think about it. Michael is about to take his nap in here. Michael Tribbiani: She makes me take a nap every day at one ... [looks into space] not tomorrow though
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Joey and the Perfect Storm Michael Tribbiani: Well don't do the one with the dialogue 'cause you dont know that one Joey Tribbiani: Yeah but I haven't studied the dancing in that cowboy thing at all [does dance move] Gina Tribbiani: [laughing] oh, please do that one!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Joey and the Perfect Storm Joey Tribbiani: I think I have too much stuff stored in my mind Michael Tribbiani: That's and interesting theory
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Joey and the Perfect Storm Joey Tribbiani: I dont think I can even do that Bobbie Morganstern: Well your looking at the queen of multitasking ... right now as we are talking, i am doing butt clenches and learning Spanish through this headpiece Joey Tribbiani: [smiles] Bobbie Morganstern: Miamo bobby
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Joey and the Perfect Storm Joey Tribbiani: Ooo Sandiago ... only 28 more days till sea world.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Michael: [just discovered Gina was 16 when she had him] How did I not figure THAT out! I took calculus when I was eight!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Gina: I look pretty good for a mother of a 20-year-old. Joey: Yeah, you never hear the argument for teen pregnancy.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Joey: Gina, I know he's your baby, but it's time to move on. Change can be good! Gina: Oh, it's easy for you to say. Joey: No it's not! No! Look... Nobody understands wantin' things to stay the same like I do. I was HAPPY in New York! Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing. But everyone else got married, and had kids, and moved on. They all changed! So I'm givin' change a shot. And it has been hard. But... just hoping things stay the same... it doesn't work.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot Gina: This is the best part. Sit here and lean back. Joey: Is that the middle of the HOLLYWOOD sign? Gina: That's the OLLYWOO sign. Joey: I can see the OLLYWOO sign! And into that woman's bathroom. And now she sees me. Hi, neighbor!
	Unknown Episode: Joey: Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name.
	Unknown Episode: Gina: I thought you and Chandler should have moved out a long time ago. It's a very vibrant gay scene. Joey: Chandler and I are not a gay couple!
	Unknown Episode: Joey: They canceled my show! People thought it was disgusting. Jeez, you defecate on one corpse...
	Unknown Episode: Joey: I did the soap thing, but I can be serious. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" That's Romeo. Alex: Actually, that's Juliet. Joey: Huh? Alex: Well, Romeo doesn't start a speech "Romeo, Romeo..." Joey: I did that on like a million auditions!
	Unknown Episode: Joey: I'm gay for David Cassidy!
	Unknown Episode: Gina: That's the good thing about having a kid so young. Joey: Yeah. You rarely hear the argument for teen pregnancy.
	Unknown Episode: Joey: Did you know that the girl next door was married? Michael: I can't talk to that girl. Sssshhhe makes my stutter come back.
	Unknown Episode: Gina: Oh my gosh, you're not going to believe this. The director over there actually thought I was an actress! Joey: That's because you've got big fake boobs and you're crazy.
	Unknown Episode: Gina: You have very beautiful hair. Alex: Oh, well thank you! Gina: [handing Alex her card] If you're ever thinking about selling it, you give me a call.
	Unknown Episode: Joey: Hey! I really like that girl! Don't be trying to buy her hair!
	Unknown Episode: Michael: I'm 20 years old, you know? I'm too old to be living with my mom. All the kids at school make fun of me. And it's not like they're the cool kids. They're not quarterbacks. They're engineers.
	Unknown Episode: Joey: [after hearing what Michael has been up to in grad school; laughing] What are you, a rocket scientist? Michael: ...Yes.
	Unknown Episode: Gina: [Joey's teaching Michael how to meet women] That should be easy: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" Joey: Hey, it worked on all your friends.
	Unknown Episode: Joey: How you doin'?

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