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Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Darren: Is that an arm?

Darren: A leg?

Darren: You can't show him that!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Little John: Mom and Diego are doing sex aren't they?
Darren: Do you know what sex is?
Little John: My friend told me that it's when the woman crawls up into the man's butt and falls asleep
Darren: Yep, yep that's exactly what it is.

Little John: It's not? Then what is it?

Darren: Oh, come on!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Jesse Warner: [Buffalo Airport - Ticket agent counter. Jesse is frantially chasing Diego down, before he boards the plane to leave for good. Too late, the plane has taken off] [Jesse] "Was that the last flight to Santiago for today?"
Airline Agent - Buffalo Airport: [Airline Agent, dryly] "no, this is Buffalo, we have flights to Chile every 15 minutes".


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