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Jericho

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	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Patriots and Tyrants Robert Hawkins: [to Jake] Hey don't take this the wrong way but... you look like crap.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Patriots and Tyrants Robert Hawkins: How does it feel? Jake Green: What? Robert Hawkins: Making history.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Patriots and Tyrants Robert Hawkins: [last line of the series; to Jake Green] How does it feel, making history?
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Why We Fight Johnston Green: I get it. The man has a satellite, doesn't want anyone to know. Jake Green: Yeah, but... Johnston Green: I am about to go to war with New Bern, Kansas, the home of the nearest CostCo. Today is already just about as weird as I can handle. I'm not askin' any more questions.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Why We Fight Johnston Green: Quite a speech you made in there. I had no idea you were such a sentimental fool. Jake Green: Mom wrote it. Johnston Green: You think?
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Why We Fight Jake Green: Nuts!
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Why We Fight Robert Hawkins: [to Stanley] Hey, I need to borrow your tank.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Why We Fight Johnston Green: [to Jake] One day, I know you're gonna become the man I know you can be. The man you were born to be. By God, that day's gonna be something to see.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Coalition of the Willing Robert 'Rob' Hawkins: Guns? Guns are easy.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Coalition of the Willing Jonah Prowse: It's a new split. I get all the weapons, the food, the fuel, the guns... everything. Jake Green: And what do we get? Jonah Prowse: You get to have bombs not falling on your head.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Coalition of the Willing Jake Green: About the weapons: You had this the whole time and you didn't say anything? Robert 'Rob' Hawkins: I never thought I was gonna call this town my home. Let's get 'em loaded up
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Casus Belli Johnston Green: Women are from Venus; men are wrong.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Casus Belli Robert 'Rob' Hawkins: You can't just ride into New Bern and start breaking china.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - A.K.A. Mimi Clark: [to the chicken] So it's come to this. I want you to know that this is nothing to do with you personally. I'm sure you're wonderful. But, let's be honest here. You're the one that lays the fewest eggs and I distinctly told all of you that this was going to happen. I believe I made myself perfectly clear in that regard. Mimi Clark: Here's my concern. I've heard stories about how you're going to react to this and if see half of you running around, well I just know that I'm going to freak out. So if you could do your best to minimize that part of it, well I'd just really appreciate it.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Winter's End Mimi Clark: In this crazy world, we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I don't wanna leave anything unsaid, so I'm just going to say it, okay? So here I go... Stanley Richmond: I've loved you since the first day I saw you at Bailey's. Mimi Clark: You said it you said it first. No one's ever said it first to me before. Stanley Richmond: I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, plus I can hold it over you for the rest of our lives. [kisses Mimi] Mimi Clark: I love you Stanley Richmond. Stanley Richmond: But I said it first. [kisses Mimi]
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Semper Fidelis Stanley Richmond: Not now, Mimi. Mimi Clark: Like hell right now, Cornhusker. Stanley Richmond: Cornhuskers are from Nebraska, I'm a Jayhawk... What? What? Mimi Clark: You drive me so crazy and you know that I can't stay here for ever but, the truth is I can't live without you, either. Stanley Richmond: Really? Mimi Clark: Yes, really.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Semper Fidelis Maggie: So... you're really not going to tell me what happened? Jake Green: Doc says frostbite. Maggie: Uh huh. Doctor also say who kicked your ass? Jake Green: [chuckles] Someone ran us off the road. Most of it's a blur. Just tried to stay alive, you know? Maggie: I do.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Heart of Winter Mimi Clark: You know, this is crazy. I told you that I can't hunt. Now you want me to kill Bambi.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - Heart of Winter Mimi Clark: The closest I ever got to the outdoors was the Ralph Lauren section at Neiman Marcus. Stanley Richmond: There you go, bargain hunting. Same thing, but with a gun. Mimi Clark: Bargains? At Neimans? [laughs] Sometimes, I forget that the biggest designer in your closet is Wrangler.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Black Jack Johnston Green: I'm gonna need a hobby.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Black Jack Jake Green: Did you ask Mom? Johnston Green: Son, I'm 59 years old, I was mayor of this town since the Carter administration, I'm a retired US Army Ranger, and a combat veteran. Of course I asked your mother.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Black Jack Jake Green: It's like everyone checks in here at the main tent. They try and match buyers and sellers. They gave me three possibilities of sellers that might have the part for the windmill. Dale Turner: It's like eBay. Heather Lisinski: Not like eBay.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Black Jack Heather Lisinski: I shouldn't have sprung this on you. This is too weird. Jake Green: What? What's weird? Heather Lisinski: [pause] Okay. [awkward chuckle] I kissed you. A month ago. And we haven't spoken since. Generally people speak after something like that. Johnston Green: I'm just gonna... you know... [turns sharply and walks away]
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Red Flag Mimi Clark: We're not sharing the chocolate!
	Season 1 / Episode 8: - Rogue River Randy Payton: You wanna live? Stand up and fight.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Long Live the Mayor Heather Lisinski: I don't think this is such a good idea. Jake Green: No choice. Heather Lisinski: Well, then, at least let me do some work on the car. Jake Green: There's no time, I have to go now. Wha-wait, you said it was sturdy. Heather Lisinski: Well sturdy yeah but what if you need to out run something? Jake Green: Why, how fast will it go? Heather Lisinski: I don't know, 30, maybe 40 miles an hour- best case, down hill- and not for very long. See this is what I'm saying. Maybe you should go on horseback. Jake Green: A horse is slower than that. Heather Lisinski: A horse is less likely to explode. Jake Green: I'll take my chances. Heather Lisinski: Ok, well then at least open her up easy, make sure you have enough car left in case you need to ask for a lot in a hurry. And remember, the gas tank on the thing is on the left hand side, so if somebody decides to start shooting at you, make sure it's not on that side. Jake Green: Ok, anything else? Heather Lisinski: Come back in one piece. Jake Green: I will, I promise. Heather Lisinski: I-I thought you were gonna go. Jake Green: I'm waiting on Eric. Heather Lisinski: Oh. [she pulls away] Um, watch out for giant irradiated ants out there. Jake Green: Always do. Heather Lisinski: Ooook.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Long Live the Mayor Mimi Clark: I found some stale cornflakes in the pantry and since no one else seemed to be eating them... Stanley Richmond: Oh well knock yourself out here you want a little milk with those? [pours some milk into her bowl from the pale he just brought in] There ya go. Mimi Clark: [taking a bite] Ew. It's still warm. Stanley Richmond: Yeah it was even warmer when it was in the cow ten minutes ago. Mimi Clark: And that will do it for the cornflakes. You did that on purpose didn't you? Stanley Richmond: Yes I did.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Long Live the Mayor Jake Green: Mallow cups. [snaps fingers] That's what they were called. Eric Green: God I loved those. Jake Green: They were the best. I always got so much more candy than you remember? Eric Green: Cause you cheated! You'd trick or treat the whole neighborhood in one costume and then you'd go do it again in another.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Long Live the Mayor Jake Green: Emily Emily Sullivan: Why are you talking to him? Jake Green: It's ok. It doesn't have anything to do with you. Emily Sullivan: He's my father, it has everything to do with me.
	Season 1 / Episode 7: - Long Live the Mayor Jake Green: That's my car. Jonah Prowse: You left it out there. Jake Green: Yeah but it was destroyed. Jonah Prowse: Lovingly restored. I told you there was a lot of good stuff on the roads. This one I didn't even have to fight for. Besides, she was mine first.

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