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Jeremiah Quotes

01x13 - Mother of Invention Season 1 / Episode 13: - Mother of Invention

Jeremiah: Markus, it's not like we're complaining.
Kurdy: 'Cause we would never do that, Markus.
Jeremiah: No, we wouldn't, because we *love* what we do - being out 16 days in a row, in the rain, in the snow, in the mud. We live for that.
Kurdy: Makes my nipples hard just thinking about it.
Markus Alexander: Thanks for the image.
01x12 - The Touch Season 1 / Episode 12: - The Touch

Kurdy: [referring to the town where all its people were murdered by cyanide poisoning] What happened to Mayfair?
Vernon Diggs: They rebelled.
Jeremiah: Against the rules about touching?
Vernon Diggs: They made sex lawful again.
Kurdy: Well, sure. Legalize sex, next thing you know people start smiling.
01x10 - Journeys End in Lovers Meeting Season 1 / Episode 10: - Journeys End in Lovers Meeting

Kurdy: [looks around the pilgrims' camp] It's kind of nice.
Jeremiah: Yeah, it's nice. This kind of nice makes me worry. It usually means somebody wants something from ya. Trust me. I've been hustled before by guys like this.
Kurdy: You know, Jeremiah, my mom used to say there are two kinds of people - those who kiss and those who offer the cheek.
Jeremiah: I don't get it.
Kurdy: Look...
Jeremiah: I mean, you know, nothing against your mom. It's just I, uh, I don't get that.
Kurdy: Oh, forget it. She also said there are two types of kids. See, you give a kid a big, old box full of crap, and some kids are gonna see only the crap because that's what they're used to seeing, so they walk away. But the other type of kid sees that crap, dives in and starts digging like crazy 'cause he figures if theres that much crap, there's got be a pony in there somewhere. [smiles]
Jeremiah: So your mom said "crap".
01x10 - Journeys End in Lovers Meeting Season 1 / Episode 10: - Journeys End in Lovers Meeting

David: So you don't believe in God?
Jeremiah: Let's just say we had a little falling out. I don't bother him, he doesn't bother me. Works fine for both of us.
David: Yes, I can tell. Look, if you're thinking that I'm going try to convert you to anything, I'm not. Anybody here can believe or not believe anything they want. You just have to believe in something, even if it's just the hope that tomorrow will be better than the day before. You don't even have to believe in God, but to go to war with God, from what I've heard, that never ends well for anyone.
01x10 - Journeys End in Lovers Meeting Season 1 / Episode 10: - Journeys End in Lovers Meeting

Jeremiah: It's nothing personal. It's just...
David: You don't trust me.
Jeremiah: I don't trust you.
David: How is that not personal?
Jeremiah: Every time someone drags God into the conversation, it's because they want something. It's a con, it's a hustle, or worse. So excuse me if I look at all you've got going on here, and I wonder what it is that you're really up to.
David: You know, a few centuries ago, people went on pilgrimages all the time to testify to their belief, to encourage hope, to receive absolution. They expected miracles, and they got them.
Jeremiah: I believe in miracles a lot less than I believe in whatever it is that you're selling.
David: [chuckles] Why? It's a new world. The rules have changed. Technologically, we've been plunged back into the middle ages. Right? Maybe, that's the only place where miracles are possible. Maybe, God stopped appearing because He got tired of all the noise. Maybe he only appears when the world is quiet enough to pay attention. Either way, I know we will find our miracle at the end of our journey. Tell me something. Do you believe that there's hope for a better world, Jeremiah?
Jeremiah: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
David: Well then, like it or not, you and me and God - we're all on the same side.
01x03 - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass Season 1 / Episode 3: - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass

Jeremiah: Are you happy? Are you satisfied now? I mean, that's the way it works, isn't it? You set us up. You take someone like him, you give him hope, just so you can take it away again? What did he ever do to you? What did any of us ever do to you? What did the whole fucking world do to you, that we deserve all of this? I mean, come on, the locusts and the death of the first-born wasn't good enough for you anymore so now it's the death of the eldest? The death of heroes? You know what? Fuck you. Because we're not just gonna lay down and die down here. You want to finish off the job? Come down here! Do it yourself. You send the Angel of Death, you better give him one hell of a big sword, because I tell you what, we are gonna kick his ass all the way back to the great white fucking throne. And then we're coming for you. We're coming for you.
01x03 - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass Season 1 / Episode 3: - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass

Captain Iron: I am Captain Iron and I will use my powers only for good, never for evil. I will fight injustice wherever I find it. I will help those who cannot help themselves. I am a spirit of justice and I am a spirit of vengeance and I will kick the ass of the unrighteous. I will be gentle, for the world is hard, and I will be caring, for the world is harsh, and I will be strong and I will endure pain and I will die bravely and I will make it all better again, so that the children will never have to look up in pain and wonder why they lost so much. Why so many had to die. Why they are still even alive because [pauses] because no one should ever have to ask that question.
Jeremiah: Amen.
01x03 - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass Season 1 / Episode 3: - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass

Shashona: Just one thing though: Does this buckskin make my ass look fat?
Jeremiah: No, that is one fine-lookin' Native American ass.
Shashona: My ass and I thank you.
Jeremiah: You and your ass are welcome. Good luck, Shoshana.
01x03 - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass Season 1 / Episode 3: - Man of Iron, Woman Under Glass

Jeremiah: [stopping truck on road] It was right here, you remember?
Kurdy: What?
Jeremiah: You asked me if one guy could make a difference, could change the world.
Kurdy: Yeah, so?
Jeremiah: [nods at boy at top of hill wearing Captain Iron outfit, who throws a salute to Jeremiah] Next time you oughta be more careful about what kinds of questions you ask.
Kurdy: You really think that's an answer?
Jeremiah: It'll do for now.
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Rachel: Mr. Smith?
Kurdy: It's a long story
Mr. Smith: No it's not. It's a proper name. First name Mister, last name Smith. Not a title. See? Max, seven sentences.
Jeremiah: Rachel...
Rachel: *Miss* Rachel.
Kurdy: See what you started?
Mr. Smith: Is it my fault I'm a trend setter?

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