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Jake 2.0

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01x16 - Upgrade Season 1 / Episode 16: - Upgrade

Jake Foley: Okay, now that I do want to kill you, I'm too tired.
Shinji Makito: And I am too exhausted to die.
01x10 - The Spy Who Really Liked Me Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Spy Who Really Liked Me

Executive Director Valerie Warner: Excuse me, Mr. Foley. How long did you cling to the undercarriage of Ms. Harrison's car?
Jake Foley: Two, maybe two and a half hours.
Executive Director Valerie Warner: That's impressive.
Miles Jennings: [whispering to Skerritt] Imagine that kind of power in the hands of a properly trained agent.
Jake Foley: Yeah, imagive that. [Jennings and Skerritt are shocked]
Jake Foley: [sarcastically] Nanohearing.
01x06 - Last Man Standing Season 1 / Episode 6: - Last Man Standing

Jake Foley: It's a wedding.
Louise Beckett: You're still at risk.
Jake Foley: From what? Drunken Bridesmaids? I woke up this morning with guns in my face. What's next? Sidearmed chaperones? Permission to go potty?
01x02 - Training Day Season 1 / Episode 2: - Training Day

Jake Foley: You know, this whole thing's really weird, 'cause... 'cause I come home from work one day, and all my stuff's packed up in boxes, and my roommate's been transferred out of the country, and then I'm forced to come live here, 'cause it's supposedly a more secure location above Luigi's Deli... you smell that? I do. Twenty-four hours a day.
01x01 - The Tech Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Tech

Louise Beckett: Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Jake Foley: Are you kidding me? I have millions of teeny tiny things inside me that might kill me at any moment. I have spent the last two days running for my life from people who want to KILL ME because of these teeny tiny things that might kill me at any moment. So, do I want a cup of coffee? NO, I don't want a cup of coffee. I want my LIFE BACK.
Louise Beckett: I'm sorry. I can't do that.
Jake Foley: [sarcastically] Yeah, big surprise.
Louise Beckett: What I can do is upgrade your security clearance.
Jake Foley: Yeah... Wait, what?
01x01 - The Tech Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Tech

Kyle Duarte: You want a cup of coffee?
Jake Foley: Do I want a cup of coffee? I woke up this morning with millions of these teeny tiny things inside me that might kill me at any moment. I have spent that last few days running for my life from people who want to shoot me because of these millions of teeny tiny things that might kill me at any moment. So, do I want a cup of coffee? No. I want my life back.


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