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	Season 10 / Episode 22: - Fair Winds and Following Seas Harm: Mac and I have an announcement to make... We're getting married. P.O. Jennifer Coates: Congratulations! Major General Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell: Outstanding! I knew you'd come around to the Marines. Mac: In either London or San Diego. Harm: For this marriage to be successful, one of us has to give up our commission. Mac: No surprise, we couldn't decide which one. Harm: So we'll let fate decide. Bud. Bud: When Admiral Chedwidden retired, he gave me his JAG coin. Bud: And I thought this would be the perfect moment to use it. Bud: This is the side with heads. Bud: There is tails. Bride to be will call. Mac: [exhales] Tails. Bud: Always wanted to do this at the Superbowl. Here goes.
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - Fair Winds and Following Seas Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: Have you ever been in love? Harm: If you're looking for relationship advice, Mikey, you should talk to your brother. Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: I tried that sir, but Bud doesn't want to talk to me about it. Harm: Why not? Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: Uh, it- it concerns General Cresswell's daughter. Harm: Have you lost your mind?
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - Fair Winds and Following Seas Bud: [Exiting his office] What were you talking with the General about? Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: Uh, Cammie. His daughter. [Bud takes Mikey into his office and closes the door] Bud: Are you crazy? The General is my CO! And you're messing around with his daughter. Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: Bud... I mean, I'm not messing around with midshipmen okay? I just happen to be in love with her. Bud: No, you're not. Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: Yes, I am. Bud: Well, fall out of love. Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts: Okay, Cammie and have been spending a lot of time together, okay? I'm as serious as I can be under the circumstances. Bud: Okay. I-I-I don't want to know about this. I can't know about this! Please... leave.
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - Fair Winds and Following Seas Mac: You, uh, talked to Maddie? Harm: Yeah. That was the first call I made. Mac: She told you to go? Harm: Yes. Mac: What'd you say? Harm: I told her I wasn't going anywhere without her. We're still waiting for the ruling in Juvinelle court, however her father isn't contesting so... Mac: You're a good dad.
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - Fair Winds and Following Seas Mac: He, uh, finally told you he's not going? Harm: Well, you know, once Harriette makes up his mind. That's pretty much it.
	Season 10 / Episode 22: - Fair Winds and Following Seas Harm: Mac, we have 12 hours. Mac: We've had 9 years. Harm: I guess maybe, I just needed a deadline. Mac: Well, you got one sailor. [pause. Harm and Mac kiss] What are you proposing? And that's not a Freudian slip. Harm: I'm proposing. Let's get married.
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Shifting Sands Harmon 'Harm' Rabb Jr.: Tiner! P.O. Jason Tiner: [Turns around] Sir! Harmon 'Harm' Rabb Jr.: [Tosses his cover to Tiner] For when you make Commander. May it bring you better luck than it did me.
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Shifting Sands Special Agent Clayton Webb: So what did you have to do? Beg the Admiral to let you back in? Or did he just pin another medal on your chest? Harmon 'Harm' Rabb Jr.: I'm out. Special Agent Clayton Webb: [turns to Mac in disbelief, then faces Harm] Wow!
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Shifting Sands Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: [after Harm gets a phone call] Job offer? Harmon 'Harm' Rabb Jr.: C.I.A. They want to see me tommorrow at 0800. Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: What did you do, buddy?
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - Pas de Deux (2) Catherine Gale's Mother: Do you want children? Harm: Yes. Catherine Gale's Mother: How were you able to convince her? Harm: Well, I told her God gave her those hips for a reason.
	Season 8 / Episode 23: - Pas de Deux (2) Catherine Gale: I like getting to know other attorneys outside the courtroom. The deep ones drop the mask and reveal who they really are. Harm: And what am I revealing? Catherine Gale: An inability to drop the mask.
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - Ice Queen (1) Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: [Being interrogated by Gibbs about Singer's murder, quoting President Clinton] I did not have sex with that woman. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's not the best choice of words there, Lieutenant.
	Season 8 / Episode 20: - Ice Queen (1) Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: How long you been doing this, Gibbs? NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: 19 years. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Can you tell somebody's lying by looking them in the eye. NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I can. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Well, look into mine. Ask me. Ask me! NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Would you kill for your brother?
	Season 8 / Episode 17: - Empty Quiver P.O. Jason Tiner: Sir, there's a dog in the hallway. Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Yes, she's with me. [loudly] Come here, Damn it. [Dog enters the room] Sit, Damn it. [dog sits down. Tiner leaves and closes the door] Lt.: You named the dog, Damn it? Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: The name kind of found itself. Maj.: Damn it? [Dog rises up and knocks over the folders on the desk.] Oh, damn it.
	Season 8 / Episode 7: - Need to Know Harm: Thought you had orders to stay away from me... Special Agent Clayton Webb: Harm, that was before you went into open court to get that subpoena. Now my boss is afraid that you'll run off to the press. Harm: Not a bad idea, it might get the attention of the President. He may wonder why the CIA has nothing better to do than to keep a secret that's 34 years old. Special Agent Clayton Webb: Don't do it Rabb: either way it turns out, you lose. Harm: This isn't about me Clay and it isn't about need to know it's about real people with a hole in their lives that can't be filled with anything other than the truth. They need to know because if they don't, its going to keep eating away at them. They need to know that they're not going to wake up in the middle of the night, every night, for the rest of their lives, wondering what happended to the people they love. Special Agent Clayton Webb: Some people give up that right to need to know... Maybe not voluntarily, maybe it's taken away from them, but its gone nonetheless. That's how it is for the families of the stars on the wall. Harm: Well, at least they have a star. Where are the stars for the men of the Angel Shark?
	Season 8 / Episode 6: - Offensive Action Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: I'm not a chauvinist. Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: No, your not. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Well, thank you... Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: You're arrogant, which can be misinterpreted as chauvinism.
	Season 8 / Episode 1: - Critical Condition (3) P.O. Jason Tiner: [entering the Admiral's office] Sir, it's Commander Rabb on the Seahawk. Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [picking up the phone] Tell me it wasn't Roberts!... Damn it.... Yeah... Yeah. No the order stand. I can't spare all of you. One of you can stay as Seahawk JAG as a replace... replacement for Roberts. I'll let you decide. Keep me informed.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - In Country (1) Mac: Marines don't duck, we take cover.
	Season 7 / Episode 23: - In Country (1) Harm: How did you know that would work? Mac: I saw it in a movie. Harm: WHAT? You just trusted our lives to something you saw in a movie?
	Season 7 / Episode 12: - Capital Crime Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: Why can't you two just get over it? Mac: Because I'm in love with him!
	Season 7 / Episode 12: - Capital Crime Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: [speaking of Harm] Have you slept with him? Mac: No! Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: Is that the problem? Mac: NO! Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: Why can't you just get past it and move on? Mac: Wouldn't work. Cmdr. Sturgis Turner: Why? Mac: Because I'm in love with him!
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Answered Prayers Admiral Chegwidden: Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, et al., versus the United States Navy. Tiner, is this a joke? Harm: I can see the headlines now, Admiral. "Navy grounds Santa Claus".
	Season 7 / Episode 11: - Answered Prayers P.O. Jennifer Coates: I didn't steal that witch's bracelet! Harm: That's Lt. Witch to you.
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Mixed Messages Commander Harmon 'Harm' Rabb jr: [Rene breaks up with Rabb] It's not your fault. Rene Peterson: I know. I'm a catch!
	Season 7 / Episode 5: - Mixed Messages Commander Harmon 'Harm' Rabb jr: [the convening authority is dropping the case] Sir, I WANT this one! Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: You can't have it!
	Season 7 / Episode 3: - Measure of Men Lt Colonel Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: [speaking of Mic] He gave up his career and country for me! Are you willing to give up your GIRLFRIEND? Commander Harmon 'Harm' Rabb jr: What are you willing to give up? Lt Colonel Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: Answer my question first!
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Adrift (2) Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [Rabbs hands her the phone] Hello Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: So I thought to myself, who she go to? Where would she go? I have my answer. Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Mic?
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Adrift (2) Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [Brumby's leaving the country] He can't get past this thing with us. Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr: Maybe because we can't.
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Adrift (2) Lt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr: So... so I heard you jumped my bones in sick bay. Lt. Elizabeth 'Skates' Hawkes: Rumor.
	Season 7 / Episode 1: - Adrift (2) Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Why are you marrying me, Sarah? Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Because I love you. Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Then why am I the last one you turn to in a crisis. Major Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [quietly] I don't know.

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