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	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) MC Cobra: So, uh, what do we do? Strikemaster Ice: Yo, if D-boy be turning the Earth inside out, I'm sticking with the man like wax on a board. You feel me?
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Captain Black: [to Section 13] Ok people, listen up! At 0300 hours, Drago absorbed all 8 Demon Chi powers. I'll need all available equipment and personnel ready to deploy by dawn. This isn't going to be easy. I know you're up to it. The fate of the entire planet rests in our hands. Now let's move! [Everyone cheers] Uncle: All these years, Black has learned nothing. Magic must defeat magic.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Shendu the Fire Demon: My son may have betrayed me, wizard. But I will watch proudly as he destroys your world. Once all 8 demon powers have been combined nothing can remove them, ever!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Tohru: [after Captain Black order and evacuation of the city] Hmm, is there also a plan to evacuate the rest of the planet?
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Uncle: [Opening the door to his shop] Do you want Drago to turn world inside-out? No? Then let Uncle work! [Slams door shut, then opens door] One more thing, AI-YA ! [Prepares to fight] Chow: Whoa. Take it easy old timer. Hak Foo: We are not here to harm you.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Drago: I was hoping you'd put up a fight. Captain Black: It's go time!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Jade: The Gecko Gang got a booster shot. Time to give them a taste of their own medicine, Talisman style!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Captain Black: Apparently Drago looking to play a little ball. Jackie: Well, he's going to have to beat the home team!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Jackie: I'll take the demon on the left. Jade: [Entering] Time for the 7th inning butt whup! The Amazing T Troop is in the house!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Tohru: Demon must defeat demon.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Finn: [after rescuing Tohru] If Big T's not our re-enforcements. Chow: Then who is?
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Drago: You're weak old man. Conquest is a job for a fiery young dragon! Shendu the Fire Demon: You are an impudent child!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Drago: Father, help me. Shendu the Fire Demon: You deserve such a fate for your disloyalty. Drago: I'm sorry father. Please.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - The Powers That Be (2) Capt. Black: That was some good strategic thinking back there, young lady. We could use someone like you in Section 13. Jade: You want me to be a real secret agent? Can I Jackie, please? Jackie: Well, we'll talk later. Jade: Hey that means "No." Come on, Jackie, the country needs me!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Uncle: [after hearing a crash in his shop] You break it, you bought it! [aees the truck that crashed into his shop] Uncle reserves right to refuse service to you! [Uncle attacks the intruder, gets repelled, and lands on some of his own merchandise] I break it, you still bought it!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Jackie: [a truck breaks into the museum] Uh, deliveries in back, please. Strikemaster Ice: No a delivery, yo. It's a pick up! And you're the merchandise.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Miss Hartman: [During a slideshow] And this is another perfect example of prehistoric man. Now let's move on to a later specimen. The brutish Cro-Magnon Man. [Tohru appears]
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Jade: [Over the phone to Drago] You touch one hair on their heads - well not Captain Black because, you know, he doesn't have any. But you know what I mean!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Drago: Once the demon chi is mine, the real fun begins. Jackie: A trip to Mooseworld is fun. What you have in mind is... probably not fun... Whatever it is.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Drago: I wouldn't take that tone with me if I were you. Strikemaster Ice: You ain't the big cheese any more, D. Me and my posse got mad powers! You got zip! Drago: That's about to change. When it does, I won't forget our little chat!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Shendu the Fire Demon: Foolish child. There is but one power on Earth that can defeat Drago. And it is I, his father!
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Uncle: It is almost 3. Do something Jackie. Jackie: [Jackie hits a bar on the cage and grunts] I am trying Uncle. [Jackie hits the bar again] Uncle: Trying not helping. Doing would be helpful.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Capt. Black: I'm sure Jade wouldn't be so foolish as to actually deliver the containment unit to Drago. Jackie: To protect us, I'm afraid Jade would do anything.
	Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Powers That Be (1) Drago: I told you slackers to stay in the truck. Strikemaster Ice: Yeah, well us slackers kind of changed our minds about how it's gonna go down. Drago: Oh? MC Cobra: Figured, why let you get all the powers? Drago: You... want some of them? Strikemaster Ice: No dawg, we want all of them!
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - J2: Revisited Adult Jade: Thanks for the reboot. Guess I just needed a little kick in the butt to start kicking butt again. Jade: No prob! Hey, maybe I'll come back and visit some time. Adult Jade, Uncle, Jackie, Tohru: No!
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - J2: Revisited Jackie: Jade! You weren't supposed to... Oh, why do I bother?
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - J2: Revisited Uncle: Ancient chi master must have cast protection spell. Jade: What was your first clue?
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - J2: Revisited Tohru: Oh, I will never be a chi wizard. Uncle: A chi wizard must learn from defeats as well as victories, Tohru.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - J2: Revisited Jimmy: Is Uncle always that cranky? Tohru: No. He is in a particularly good mood today.
	Season 5 / Episode 11: - J2: Revisited Adult Jade: Jade? Jade: What are you doing here? Adult Jade: This is my time. Duh! What's your story?

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