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	Season 2 / Episode 3: - Episode 3 Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is stupid idea rolling down a hill.
	Unknown Episode: Brandon Dicamillo: And today, good sirs, I will stick my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines, deep into the colon of our enemy. Sir Bam-a-lot, you will feel a lot of my lance in your ass.
	Unknown Episode: Brandon Dicamillo: And today, good sirs, I will stick my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines, deep into the colon of our enemy. Sir Bam-a-lot, you will feel a lot of my lance in your ass.
	Unknown Episode: Dave England: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but BEEP BEEP!
	Unknown Episode: Dave England: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but BEEP BEEP!
	Unknown Episode: Chris Pontius: I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
	Unknown Episode: Chris Pontius: I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
	Unknown Episode: Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm surrounded by morons.
	Unknown Episode: Ryan Dunn: I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm surrounded by morons.
	Unknown Episode: Steve-O: I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.
	Unknown Episode: Steve-O: I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.
	Unknown Episode: Bam Margera: Oh, dude ! My fucking tailbone is seriously broken ! I'm not even kidding ! Ryan Dunn: He broke his tailbone... That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one ?
	Unknown Episode: Bam Margera: Oh, dude ! My fucking tailbone is seriously broken ! I'm not even kidding ! Ryan Dunn: He broke his tailbone... That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one ?
	Unknown Episode: Brandon DiCamillo: Oooh... we're gonna go down these hills and get hurt ! It's Ghetto Carts, baby!
	Unknown Episode: Brandon DiCamillo: Oooh... we're gonna go down these hills and get hurt ! It's Ghetto Carts, baby!
	Unknown Episode: Scott Potasnik: You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now. Johnny Knoxville: We hate you already.
	Unknown Episode: Scott Potasnik: You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now. Johnny Knoxville: We hate you already.
	Unknown Episode: Chris Pontius: From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me. Johnny Knoxville: Even the men? Chris Pontius: Yep.
	Unknown Episode: Chris Pontius: From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me. Johnny Knoxville: Even the men? Chris Pontius: Yep.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
	Unknown Episode: Colonic Nurse: You know John Wayne died with over 63 pounds of impacted feces in his stomach? Johnny Knoxville: Why do you think they called him "The Duke"?
	Unknown Episode: Colonic Nurse: You know John Wayne died with over 63 pounds of impacted feces in his stomach? Johnny Knoxville: Why do you think they called him "The Duke"?
	Unknown Episode: Chris Pontius: That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
	Unknown Episode: Chris Pontius: That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: Don't tell me to fuck off, say "Jackass".
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: Don't tell me to fuck off, say "Jackass".
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.
	Unknown Episode: Johnny Knoxville: [while duck hunting] We killed Quack Quack!

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