 | 1x01 The Gang Gets Racist (Air Date: Aug. 04, 2005)
When the guys notice that business has been less than stellar, they hire Dee's friend Terrell to promote the bar. Thanks to his tactics, Paddy's is quickly transformed into one of the hottest ... |  | 1x02 Charlie Wants an Abortion (Air Date: Aug. 11, 2005)
A woman from Charlie's past returns to tell him that he's the father of her ten-year-old son. Charlie agrees to spend some time with the bratty kid, with the sole intention of taking him ... |  | 1x03 Underage Drinking: A National Concern (Air Date: Aug. 16, 2005)
The gang opens up their bar to teenagers once they realize how much money can be made serving minors. The influx of high school students makes them think back to their own schooldays. Charlie, ... |  | 1x04 Charlie Has Cancer (Air Date: Aug. 23, 2005)
When Mac and Dennis learn that Charlie has cancer, they attempt to find a woman so that he can get laid one last time. Mac suggests asking Carmen, a good-looking woman he has seen at the ... |  | 1x05 Gun Fever (Air Date: Aug. 30, 2005)
After the bar gets robbed, Mac and Dennis buy a gun to prevent another crime. The police do not offer much help in finding the perpetrator, but Mac and Dennis become suspicious of Dee's ... |  | 1x06 The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (Air Date: Sep. 06, 2005)
Mac and Dee open the bar and find a man who died overnight sitting at a booth. His granddaughter, Rebecca, comes to see where he spent his final night. Mac and Dennis try to impress her ... |  | 1x07 Charlie Got Molested (Air Date: Sep. 13, 2005)
Mac and Charlie's high school gym teacher has just been accused of molesting students in the past. The gang notices Charlie's strange reaction to the news, and they conclude that he was ... |
 | 2x01 Charlie Gets Crippled (Air Date: Jun. 29, 2006)
The surprise return of Dennis and Dee's estranged father causes Dennis to accidentally run over Charlie. With his legs now broken, Charlie must use a wheelchair. He soon realizes that being ... |  | 2x02 The Gang Goes Jihad (Air Date: Jun. 29, 2006)
The gang learns that they are about to lose their bar because their new Israeli neighbor purchased the land that Paddy's sits on and is forcing them to evacuate. To stop this from happening, ... |  | 2x03 Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare (Air Date: Jul. 06, 2006)
Dennis and Dee are fed up with their father taking over the bar and leave the business to go and pursue their dream careers. In order to buy more time, they decide to go on welfare but accidentally ... |  | 2x04 Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom (Air Date: Jul. 06, 2006)
In order to get out of doing the grunt work at the bar, Dennis devises a plan to blackmail Charlie. However, when Mac reveals that Dennis' mom tried to have sex with him, Charlie sees this ... |  | 2x05 Hundred Dollar Baby (Air Date: Jul. 13, 2006)
After getting ditched in an alley with a mugger, Dee begins taking boxing lessons with Frank to learn self-defense. Tired of getting pushed around at the gym, she turns to steroids for help. ... |  | 2x06 The Gang Gives Back (Air Date: Jul. 20, 2006)
The gang must perform community service for blowing up a building. Mac, Dennis, and Dee get stuck coaching two kids' basketball teams, which Frank sees as a gambling opportunity. In addition ... |  | 2x07 The Gang Exploits a Miracle (Air Date: Jul. 27, 2006)
The gang finds a water stain on the wall that resembles the Virgin Mary and use it as a way to bring in more money to the bar. It also brings in an old high school classmate of theirs who ... |  | 2x08 The Gang Runs for Office (Air Date: Aug. 03, 2006)
The gang decides to have Dennis run for office with the intention of dropping out and collecting the bribe money. Mac manages to solicit a bribe, but this gets him in trouble when Dennis ... |  | 2x09 Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass (Air Date: Aug. 10, 2006)
After a debate about constitutional rights and whether smoking should be banned in the bar, Mac, Dennis, and Frank lift all rules to uphold the American principle of freedom. This turns ... |  | 2x10 Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad (Air Date: Aug. 17, 2006)
Dee is contacted by a man claiming to be her biological father, so she and Dennis confront their parents about it. Barbara admits to having an affair and reveals that Frank isn't their real ... |
 | 3x01 The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby (Air Date: Sep. 13, 2007)
In the series' third season premiere, the gang discovers an abandoned baby in a dumpster. Mac and Dee decide to try and get rich off of him by breaking him into show business. Meanwhile, ... |  | 3x02 The Gang Gets Invincible (Air Date: Sep. 13, 2007)
The Philadelphia Eagles are holding tryouts for the public, and Mac and Dennis use this as an opportunity to prove who the better football player is. Dee joins the competition, determined ... |  | 3x03 Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead (Air Date: Sep. 20, 2007)
Dennis and Dee's mother has died. And now for the bad news: she left all of the money to Bruce, Dennis and Dee's philanthropist father. She also left ownership of her house to Dennis. He, ... |  | 3x04 The Gang Gets Held Hostage (Air Date: Sep. 20, 2007)
The gang is held hostage when the McPoyle siblings barge into the pub with guns and demands. They begin to form alliances and try and figure out the best way to get themselves out of the ... |  | 3x05 The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo (Air Date: Sep. 27, 2007)
Dee learns that Ingrid, a fellow loser from high school, is now slimmed down and successful. Inspired by Dee's childhood dreams of having her own clothing line, Ingrid now runs her own clothing ... |  | 3x06 The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation (Air Date: Sep. 27, 2007)
It's time for the annual pub crawl, and Paddy's holds the coveted spot as the final stop of the night. Well, it did until a Korean restaurant decides to sign up for the event. The gang must ... |  | 3x07 The Gang Sells Out (Air Date: Oct. 04, 2007)
A corporate rep offers the guys a large amount of money for their precious pub. Naturally, they give in without much hesitation and try to push the deal even further by setting some more ... |  | 3x08 Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire (Air Date: Oct. 04, 2007)
Mac and Charlie, certain that they can create better, more honest news stories than what's currently being broadcast, go out in search of stories to report on. Frank joins them, while Dennis ... |  | 3x09 Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person (Air Date: Oct. 11, 2007)
Dee's new boyfriend, Lil' Kev, is a local rap celebrity. He's also retarded, according to Dennis. Mac figures that if a retarded person can become a famous musician, what's stopping them ... |  | 3x10 Mac Is a Serial Killer (Air Date: Oct. 18, 2007)
Mac's strange and mysterious behavior just happens to coincide with a string of recent murders. Frank concludes that Mac must be the serial killer and wants to torture a confession out of ... |  | 3x11 Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender (Air Date: Oct. 25, 2007)
A nearby prison has just released some of its inmates due to overcrowding. This becomes problematic for Dennis, who looks exactly like one of the ex-cons. Another one of the released prisoners ... |  | 3x12 The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 1 (Air Date: Nov. 01, 2007)
The gang discovers a bag of cocaine hidden inside some speakers found on the street. They collectively decide that the most logical thing to do is to sell the drugs. However, the drugs belong ... |  | 3x13 The Gang Gets Whacked: Part 2 (Air Date: Nov. 01, 2007)
The gang continues to try and earn enough money to pay back what they owe the mob. Charlie and Dee go back to selling drugs and run into an old friend to help them out. Dennis, with Frank's ... |  | 3x14 Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City (Air Date: Nov. 08, 2007)
Masturbating bums have become a problem. Mac and Dee turn to a neighborhood crime watch group for help in cleaning up the streets but find they're going to have to take matter's into their ... |  | 3x15 The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (Air Date: Nov. 15, 2007)
Charlie signs the bar up to host a dance marathon hosted by a popular radio station. However, he mistakenly submits the bar as the grand prize. Now the gang must, well, dance their asses ... |
 | 4x01 Mac and Dennis: Manhunters (Air Date: Sep. 18, 2008)
Charlie and Dee have been stealing Frank's delicious meats, so Frank leaves out human meat to get back at them. Driven by their cannibalistic needs, Charlie and Dee go in search of human ... |  | 4x02 The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis (Air Date: Sep. 18, 2008)
Charlie, Mac, and Dennis formulate a plan to take advantage of the rising gas prices. By purchasing excess amounts now, they can sell it in the future and profit. As usual, things don't ... |  | 4x03 America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Model Contest (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2008)
Due to the gang's latest "business expenses," Paddy's is in dire need of money. Frank buys a billboard to advertise the bar, but Dee decides to create a viral video to post on YouTube for ... |  | 4x04 Mac’s Banging the Waitress (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2008)
Charlie finds out that the waitress has been seeing someone. He calls on Mac, his so-called best friend, to find out more information about the guy and to beat him up. However, it turns ... |  | 4x05 Mac and Charlie Die: Part One (Air Date: Oct. 02, 2008)
Mac's father is being released from prison, and since Mac and Charlie are the ones who accidentally sent him there, they're certain he's going to come after them. In order to save themselves, ... |  | 4x06 Mac and Charlie Die: Part Two (Air Date: Oct. 02, 2008)
Mac and Charlie continue pretending to be dead in order to avoid a run-in with Mac's father. The rest of the gang tries to deal with their deaths. Dee, however, is not easily fooled and ... |  | 4x07 Who Pooped the Bed? (Air Date: Oct. 09, 2008)
Charlie and Frank awake to find poop in their bed. Neither will confess to being the owner, so they, Mac, and Dennis try to scientifically deduce who dropped the deuce. Dee wants to do something ... |  | 4x08 Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia (Air Date: Oct. 16, 2008)
A newspaper critic trashes the gang in his latest review and refers to Paddy's as the worst bar in Philly. They confront him in an attempt to rectify themselves, but his rudeness sends Charlie ... |  | 4x09 Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life (Air Date: Oct. 23, 2008)
Mac and Frank find Dennis' erotic memoir and attempt to profit from it, while Dee and Charlie spend a day in each other's shoes. |  | 4x10 Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack (Air Date: Oct. 30, 2008)
After Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try to live a healthier lifestyle. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac take corporate jobs to get health insurance. |  | 4x11 The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell (Air Date: Nov. 06, 2008)
The gang tries to prove Paddy's historical significance so that it can be a part of a historical walk tour. In order to accomplish this, we must travel back to the year 1776. |  | 4x12 The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition (Air Date: Nov. 13, 2008)
Charlie writes a musical that the entire gang partakes in performing. |  | 4x13 The Nightman Cometh (Air Date: Nov. 20, 2008)
In an attempt to impress the waitress, Charlie writes a musical to be performed at a local theater. The rest of the gang is recruited to star in the play, including Mac as the Nightman, ... |
 | 5x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis (Air Date: Sep. 17, 2009)
Dennis, Mac, and Frank go into real estate, while Dee sets out to be a surrogate for a wealthy couple. Charlie gets into it with an attorney over the law. | | 5x02 The Gang Hits the Road (Air Date: Sep. 24, 2009)
The gang goes on a road trip to the Grand Canyon. | | 5x03 The Great Recession (Air Date: Oct. 01, 2009)
Seeing the effects of the recession, Mac and Dennis try to find a way to keep Paddy's pub going. Meanwhile, Frank and Dee go into business together. | | 5x04 The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention (Air Date: Oct. 08, 2009)
When Frank's behavior becomes even more outlandish than usual, the gang decides to stage an intervention. | | 5x05 The Waitress is Getting Married (Air Date: Oct. 15, 2009)
As the Waitress prepares to get married, Dee is jealous that she isn't a bride to be. Meanwhile, the guys try to reintroduce a broken hearted Charlie into the dating scene. | | 5x06 The World Series Defense (Air Date: Oct. 22, 2009)
The gang tries to get out of paying a parking ticket that they received on the evening of the final game of the 2008 World Series. | | 5x07 The Gang Wrestles for the Troops (Air Date: Oct. 29, 2009)
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The gang puts together a wrestling show for returning troops. Meanwhile, Dee finally meets the solider that she has been communicating with over the internet. | | 5x08 Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens (Air Date: Nov. 05, 2009)
[add summary] | | 5x08 s05e08 (Air Date: Nov. 05, 2009)
[add summary] | | 5x09 Mac and Dennis Break Up (Air Date: Nov. 12, 2009)
[add summary] | | 5x10 The D.E.N.N.I.S. System (Air Date: Nov. 19, 2009)
[add summary] | | 5x11 Mac and Charlie Write a Movie (Air Date: Dec. 03, 2009)
[add summary] | | 5x12 The Gang Reignites the Rivalry (Air Date: Dec. 10, 2009)
[add summary] | | 5x12 The Gang Wrestles for the Troops (Air Date: Dec. 03, 2009)
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