5x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode Guide

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

- Episode 05x01

Episode: 05x01
Title: The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Sep. 17, 2009

Season 5 » Episode #01 - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - 05x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Summary: Dennis, Mac, and Frank go into real estate, while Dee sets out to be a surrogate for a wealthy couple. Charlie gets into it with an attorney over the law.

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05x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis (21:49) (Full Episode)

Interview Process (01:48)

Deed (01:44)

Making A Sale (02:12)

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Dee Reynolds	played by Kaitlin Olson
Sean	played by Benjamin Koldyke
Kate	played by Melanie Lynskey
The Attorney	played by Brian Unger
Tad	played by P.J. Byrne
Gerry	played by Ray Porter
Claire	played by Jennifer Blanc
Suzie	played by Brighid Fleming
Henry	played by Caleb Guss

Season 5 / Episode 1: - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Charlie Kelly: I knew that guy was full of shit! I knew it!
Dennis Reynolds: What guy?
Charlie Kelly: That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction.
Mac: You want him to bang you?
Charlie Kelly: Mac, be serious. He slandered me in front of a jury of my own peers. Look what they used to do when that sort of thing happened [shows gang history book] . Take a look at this picture. What do you see?
Mac: I see two trannies shooting at each other.
Charlie Kelly: No, dude. They're dueling, okay? These are lawyers settling an argument by dueling it out.
Dennis Reynolds: How do you know that the two trannies are lawyers?
Charlie Kelly: [slams book, looking at Frank] Because it's an old book, okay? I don't need to explain everything to you about what I know. I'm trying to... get satisfied... From this dude... and you're trying to...
Charlie Kelly: [giving up and leaving] I'm getting satisfied.

Season 5 / Episode 1: - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Dennis Reynolds: Yes, we could stave the husbands skull in. We could take the wife down to the basement and have a frenzied free for all. We could tie the little kids up in their rooms...
Mac: Oh no, we'd have to kill the kids cause they've seen our faces.
Dennis Reynolds: Right, we could smear the walls with their blood. There's any number of scenarios we could engage in. But let's just go get the deed.

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MISTAKES/GOOFS

CREW: When Frank confronts the people living in the house he bought, right after he delivers the line "I bought this house! We own this house!", a cameraman is visible on the left side of the screen.

TRIVIA

Charlie was right about "bird law". It is illegal in the United States to keep a hummingbird as a pet. The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to capture, possess, or kill many species of birds, including hummingbirds, without a permit.