5x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode Guide

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

- Episode 05x01

Episode: 05x01
Title: The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Sep. 17, 2009

Season 5 » Episode #01 - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - 05x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Summary: Dennis, Mac, and Frank go into real estate, while Dee sets out to be a surrogate for a wealthy couple. Charlie gets into it with an attorney over the law.

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05x01 The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis (21:49)

Interview Process (01:48)

Deed (01:44)

Making A Sale (02:12)

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Dee Reynolds	played by Kaitlin Olson
Sean	played by Benjamin Koldyke
Kate	played by Melanie Lynskey
The Attorney	played by Brian Unger
Tad	played by P.J. Byrne
Gerry	played by Ray Porter
Claire	played by Jennifer Blanc
Suzie	played by Brighid Fleming
Henry	played by Caleb Guss

Season 5 / Episode 1: - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

The Attorney: This family behind me has 90 days to vacate. Until then, you can't touch them. [Frank starts yelling]
Charlie Kelly: Let me handle this, Frank. It's not bullbird. He's making a few good points. [turns to lawyer] Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this- real estate wise- they're very complex.
The Attorney: Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler plate.
Charlie Kelly: Okay. Well, we're all hungry. We're gonna get to our hotplates soon enough, alright? Let's talk about the contract here.
The Attorney: I'm sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?
Charlie Kelly: I could ask you the very same question...
The Attorney: [interrupting] I went to Harvard.
Charlie Kelly: [incoherent mumbling]
The Attorney: What?
Charlie Kelly: I'm pleading the 5th, sir.
The Attorney: I wouldn't advise you do that.
Charlie Kelly: And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
The Attorney: You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can clearly see you know nothing about the law. Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.
Charlie Kelly: [more mumbling]... Filibuster...
The Attorney: Do you know what that word means?
Charlie Kelly: [after a long, stammering pause, Charlie screams and crashes through what's left of the door]

Season 5 / Episode 1: - The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis

Dee Reynolds: [at the pool for a family she's agreed to be a surrogate mother for] Hey guys, watch me do this sweet jack knife! [Dives into the pool landing belly first with a loud smack]
Tad: Oh! Oh god, are you okay!
Dee Reynolds: [spitting out water and gasping for breath] Man I really biffed that one. Thank god there wasn't a baby in there.
Tad: You biffed it?

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