1x03 Underage Drinking: A National Concern - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Episode Guide

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

- Episode 01x03

Episode: 01x03
Title: Underage Drinking: A National Concern
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: IP01006
First Aired: Aug. 16, 2005

Season 1 » Episode #03 - Underage Drinking: A National Concern

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - 01x03 Underage Drinking: A National Concern

Summary: The gang opens up their bar to teenagers once they realize how much money can be made serving minors. The influx of high school students makes them think back to their own schooldays. Charlie, Mac, and Dee were losers in school and can't help but hang out with the teenagers who now accept them. Dennis thinks they're pathetic for doing so, but he soon finds himself being blackmailed by a student into going to the prom.

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Prom Dates (01:08)

High School Memories (00:55)

Statutory Rape (00:54)

Social Responsibility (01:40)

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Dee Reynolds	played by Kaitlin Olson
Trey	played by Robert Adamson (II)
Sara	played by Katie Chonacas
Tammy	played by Jaimie Alexander
Billy	played by Ryan Alvarez
Another Girl	played by Trish Coren
Kid	played by Brian McLaughlin (II)
Kid #2	played by Greg Alba
Girl with Braces	played by Kelsie Lynn

Episode Quotes

01x03 - Underage Drinking: A National Concern

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Underage Drinking: A National Concern

Charlie Kelly: Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities...
Mac: High school was the best.
Dennis Reynolds: Do you guys even remember high school? I don't think it happened the way you think.
Mac: What do you mean?
Dennis Reynolds: What I mean Mac, is that the only reason you got to hang out with me and the other cool kids is because you sold us all weed. Everybody thought that you were an asshole.
Mac: I was popular!
Charlie Kelly: What are you talking about? Mac was very popular. And I like to think that I was pretty popular myself.
Mac: You were!
Dennis Reynolds: No, he was. You were popular like a... like a clown is popular.
Charlie Kelly: What?
Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, you made us all laugh, and all the guys knew that you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends.
Mac: Whatever dude. The only reason you got laid is because you dated freshmen.
Charlie Kelly: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls.
Dennis Reynolds: I do not.
Charlie Kelly: You're not in high school anymore, pal. So you better keep it in your pants, because it's kind of creepy.
Dennis Reynolds: You want to know what's creepy? You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement, Charlie. That's creepy.

Charlie Kelly: [after a long pause] Tim Murphy slept with your prom date.

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Underage Drinking: A National Concern

Mac: These kids are wasted, bro. I thought we were cutting them off?
Dennis Reynolds: I am cutting them off, these kids havent had more than three drinks each. Plus, theres so much water in them, they're probably more hydrated than they ever have been in there entire lives.

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