It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Character Bio
Charlie is a child trapped inside a little mans body who has trouble with daily problems, prone to emotional outbursts and often confused. His anger issues, alcohol abuse, poor hygiene, and lack of common sense keeps him from reaching any goals or having any ambitions in life. Charlie is typically the punch line to everyone's jokes.
Charlie Kelly Quotes
 | Season 8 / Episode 3: - The Maureen Ponderosa's Wedding Massacre
Charlie Kelly: Zombies... I've seen it once before in a rat, and I see it now in men. Once one gets a taste for its own kind, it can spread through the pack like a wildfire. Mindlessly chomping and biting at their own hinds. Nothing but the taste of flesh on their minds. You know the thing about a rat? It's got life in its eyes. Black eyes like a doll's eyes. Don't seem to be living at all when it come at ya. Till it bites ya. And then the eyes roll over white. You don't hear nothing but the screaming and the hollering... |
 | Season 7 / Episode 1: - Frank's Pretty Woman
Charlie Kelly: Ahh, I swallowed like a million blood capsulettes, cuz I was gonna cough like, you know, a handful of blood, to make it real, and now I'm thinkin' like you're not supposed to eat them or something, cuz they're making me really sick. |
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