Invader ZIM Quotes

Invader ZIM

- Episode Quotes

Fun Facts:

	Unknown Episode: Zim: TUNA? Tuna is worth nothing! Why does noone give monies to ZIM?
	Unknown Episode: Gir: We wish you a merry jingly! We wish you a merry jingly! We wish YOUUU!
	Unknown Episode: Zim: [ZIM has been captured by Sizz-Lorr] Sizz-Lorr! But... I... Sizz-Lorr: Escaped from me, yes. Escaped from your exile on Foodcourtia! Zim: I don't know what you're... WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME!
	Unknown Episode: Computer: Irken Invader Zim, for single-handedly ruining Operation Impending Doom 1... Zim: Ruined? I blew up more than any other invader! Almighty Tallest Red: You BLEW UP all the other invaders! Zim: Am I the only one who's impressed by that?
	Unknown Episode: Zim: Cashlook can take a break without exploding! Why can't I?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Frycook What Came From All That Space Zim: [Eating waffles] Hmm... you know, these aren't that bad. What's in them? Gir: There's waffle in 'em! Zim: [shouts] You're lying!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Frycook What Came From All That Space Zim: GIR, your waffles have sickened me! Fetch the bucket!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Frycook What Came From All That Space GIR: [Bringing ZIM waffles] These got peanuts and soap in 'em!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Frycook What Came From All That Space GIR: Guess who made WAFFLES! Zim: I'm not eating that! GIR: [screams and cries very loudly] Zim: All right, GIR, I will TRY. GIR: [screams happily]
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Frycook What Came From All That Space Dib: I was... GIR: INTRUDER! [eats a cookie] Lalalalala Dib: Excuse me, but, can you put this spy camera in ZIM's house so I can... spy on his evil and stuff? GIR: Okey dokey! Dib: I shoulda tried this a long time ago.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - The Frycook What Came From All That Space Zim: But can he protect you from this-this-this-this! [points to GIR] GIR: SANDWICH! [launches sandwich at Dib]
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Gaz, Taster of Pork Zim: GIR! GIR: [Suddenly bursts through a turkey] It's me! I was the turkey all along! Zim: I was wondering what that turkey was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now I want you to GIR: I was in the turkey! MEEEEE! Zim: Yes, so you were
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Gaz, Taster of Pork Gir: I made mashed potatoes! Zim: Yes... And muffins.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Gaz, Taster of Pork Almighty Tallest Red: Enemy Vessel Ha! As if anyone would go dare up against the massive. Almighty Tallest Purple: Yeah, that is pretty funny. HEY, SOMEONES MAKING DONUGHTS!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Gaz, Taster of Pork Almighty Tallest Red: That's a Vort ship! I didn't think there were any of those left! Call them and tell them we're gonna blow 'em up! Hah! Lard Nar: They're hailing us! They're hailing us! Oh, quick! We need a name! We can't form a resistance and not have a name! Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the pirate monkeys! It's a awesome name. Lard Nar: Hmmm... No. We need something scary! Something to strike fear into all who hear of the resistance! Spleenk: I got it! I got it! Almighty Tallest Red: Identify yourselves. Lard Nar: We are the Resisty! We have come to strike... Almighty Tallest Purple: Woowoowoowoowoo! Did you say the Resisty? Lard Nar: Yes, yes. The Resisty! Anyhow... we have come... Almighty Tallest Purple: That's a stupid name. Lard Nar: See, I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you? Spleenk: I don't know... Almighty Tallest Red: Destroy them!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Gaz, Taster of Pork GIR: I made mashed potatoes! Zim: Yes. And Muffins.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Voting of the Doomed GIR: Yayyyy! It BURNS!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Voting of the Doomed Gir: TAQUITOS! And a clown with no head!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Voting of the Doomed Zim: Even as a young Irken child, my dream was to pass Probing Day like a Slor Beast passes her young... jiggly and full of juice!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Voting of the Doomed Gir: But won't it just explode? Just like this KABLAM!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Voting of the Doomed GIR: [being used to catapult an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Vindicated! Zim: Once I infect the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be mine for the taking! GIR, ready the tractor beam! Gir: DOOKIE! Zim: Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that tiny robot brain of yours Gir: [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes and top-hats] Dapper Weenies: [in GIR's mind] Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Vindicated! Zim: I'm going to attempt to lock you into duty mode with this behavioral modulator. Zim: What? Gir: Dooty.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Vindicated! Gir: The knowledge... It fills me! It is neat!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Vindicated! Police Officer: My tentacles! Where are my tentacles? Zim: Don't worry, officer. You are in a filthy Earth brain hospital. Your feelings are normal. There's a squid brain in your head!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Vindicated! Gir: Your methods are stupid! Your prgress has been stupid! Your intelligence is stupid! For the good of the mission, you must be terminated!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - Vindicated! Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dibship Rising Zim: I'm the omly one with the technology to decode the file! Dib: And I'm the only one with the file to be decoded! Gir: And I'M... [laughs]... I don't know!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - Dibship Rising TAK: For as long as I can remember, I've been searching for someone like you. Someone with a head like your’s and a torso too. Birds sing - AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY! The end.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - The Girl Who Cried Gnome Zim: I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know.

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