![]() | Season 2 / Episode 11: - Busy Signal Inspector Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Inspector Gadget: No, no, Penny, the chief said mansions were being burglarized. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 11: - Busy Signal Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: *Doctor* Spectrum! Dr. Claw: [shouts] Don't talk back! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Incredible Shrinking Gadget Inspector Gadget: This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Incredible Shrinking Gadget Inspector Gadget: [Gadget has gotten shrunk by Professor Dumkoff's ray gun] Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 7: - Gadget in Minimadness Inspector Gadget: I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 7: - Gadget in Minimadness Chief Quimby: With Capeman gone, maybe you'd better come down to the station for a few days. Inspector Gadget: No thanks, Chief, I'll lock myself in the Gadget house. That way, I'll be as safe as if I were you. Chief Quimby: I wish he hadn't said that. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Gadget's Gadgets Dr. Noodleman: [to an officer] Are you a doctor? I need to see a doctor, I'm going bad, I can remain calm. Chief Quimby: [to Dr.Noodleman] You're under arrest, Noodleman. Dr. Noodleman: Oh, thank you! Thank you! |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Gadget's Gadgets M.A.D Nurse: [the M.A.D. Nurse has caught Penny tresspassing in front of the M.A.D. Clinic] I'll take that little girl. Penny: No, let me go. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - Gadget's Gadgets M.A.D Nurse: [the M.A.D. Nurse has taken Penny into an empty room and locked her computer book into the safe] Now you sit here tightly, dear, while I talk to Dr. Noodleman about your trespassing here! Penny: Locked in. Thank goodness she didn't take away my computer watch too. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Capeman Cometh Corporal Capeman: Dumb bike. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Capeman Cometh Inspector Gadget: This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 59: - In Seine Inspector Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: [getting arrested] Uh, in about 20 years. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 58: - Snakin' All Over Inspector Gadget: I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 58: - Snakin' All Over Penny: [to Gadget] Time for lunch. Inspector Gadget: [wearing ear muffs] School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling the driveway. Penny: But it's Saturday. Inspector Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on a Saturday? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 52: - Follow That Jet Inspector Gadget: An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 41: - Pirate Island M.A.D. Captain: Oh no, here comes Pegleg Peg. And she's gonna be mad. You almost torpedoed her ship. But at least that's the last we'll see of Gadget. We'll start the engine and meet the sea witch. [Turns the key repeatedly; nothing happens] Hey, the engine won't start. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 39: - Gone Went the Wind Inspector Gadget: I'd like a choo-choo train, a candy cane, an Inspector Gadget doll... |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 30: - The Japanese Connection Sumo Wrestler # 1: [greeting a sparring partner] Ohio! Sumo Wrestler # 2: Ohio! Inspector Gadget: Oklahoma. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 29: - Bermuda Triangle Inspector Gadget: Stupid alien. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training Inspector Gadget: Hold everything. Just what do you think you're doing? Engineer: Driving the train. Inspector Gadget: Then you must have a driver's license. Let me see it. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training Inspector Gadget: Very clever, using real rocks for the fake avalanche trick. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training Inspector Gadget: [delivers computer parts to a man, not knowing he's really Dr. Claw] Here are your computer parts. Dr. Claw: Thank you, Inspector. You've done an admirable job. Inspector Gadget: All in the line of duty. Good day. [Gets in elevator] Where have I heard that voice? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training Dr. Claw: They're rehijacking my train! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 20: - M.A.D. Trap Inspector Gadget: [reads sign] "Closed until horrible crime is committed. Signed, The Chief." |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 20: - M.A.D. Trap Inspector Gadget: This glass is broken. That can only mean one thing... and THAT'S what I have to find out. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Curse of the Pharaoh Inspector Gadget: So, you slipped away. No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Curse of the Pharaoh Dr. Claw: [Claw laughs, then M.A.D. Cat laughs] When I want your opinions, I'll give them to you. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Infiltration Inspector Gadget: Just what do you think you're doing? Pleasure boating is no place on a busy river like this! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Infiltration Inspector Gadget: [there is a traffic jam] It's just like I tell you at home, Penny, always make sure to pick up after yourself. Even a child's tricycle can be dangerous if it's left out on the sidewalk. Yes sir, I'd really like to talk to the idiot who caused this mess. Policeman: Excuse me, sir, is that your van? [Points to the Gadget Van parked in the middle of the road, which has caused the grid lock] Inspector Gadget: Why yes, it is my van. Hmm, how on earth did it get there? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Invasion Inspector Gadget: Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean. |

