02x11 - Busy Signal Season 2 / Episode 11: - Busy Signal

Inspector Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions.
Penny: I think the chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget.
Inspector Gadget: No, no, Penny, the chief said mansions were being burglarized.
02x11 - Busy Signal Season 2 / Episode 11: - Busy Signal

Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum.
Dr. Spectrum: *Doctor* Spectrum!
Dr. Claw: [shouts] Don't talk back!
02x08 - The Incredible Shrinking Gadget Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Incredible Shrinking Gadget

Inspector Gadget: This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.
02x08 - The Incredible Shrinking Gadget Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Incredible Shrinking Gadget

Inspector Gadget: [Gadget has gotten shrunk by Professor Dumkoff's ray gun] Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!
02x07 - Gadget in Minimadness Season 2 / Episode 7: - Gadget in Minimadness

Inspector Gadget: I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.
02x07 - Gadget in Minimadness Season 2 / Episode 7: - Gadget in Minimadness

Chief Quimby: With Capeman gone, maybe you'd better come down to the station for a few days.
Inspector Gadget: No thanks, Chief, I'll lock myself in the Gadget house. That way, I'll be as safe as if I were you.


Chief Quimby: I wish he hadn't said that.
02x06 - Gadget's Gadgets Season 2 / Episode 6: - Gadget's Gadgets

Dr. Noodleman: [to an officer] Are you a doctor? I need to see a doctor, I'm going bad, I can remain calm.
Chief Quimby: [to Dr.Noodleman] You're under arrest, Noodleman.
Dr. Noodleman: Oh, thank you! Thank you!

02x06 - Gadget's Gadgets Season 2 / Episode 6: - Gadget's Gadgets

M.A.D Nurse: [the M.A.D. Nurse has caught Penny tresspassing in front of the M.A.D. Clinic] I'll take that little girl.


Penny: No, let me go.

02x06 - Gadget's Gadgets Season 2 / Episode 6: - Gadget's Gadgets

M.A.D Nurse: [the M.A.D. Nurse has taken Penny into an empty room and locked her computer book into the safe] Now you sit here tightly, dear, while I talk to Dr. Noodleman about your trespassing here!


Penny: Locked in. Thank goodness she didn't take away my computer watch too.
02x04 - The Capeman Cometh Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Capeman Cometh

Corporal Capeman: Dumb bike.
02x04 - The Capeman Cometh Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Capeman Cometh

Inspector Gadget: This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.
01x59 - In Seine Season 1 / Episode 59: - In Seine

Inspector Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat?
LaPoof: [getting arrested] Uh, in about 20 years.
01x58 - Snakin' All Over Season 1 / Episode 58: - Snakin' All Over

Inspector Gadget: I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.
01x58 - Snakin' All Over Season 1 / Episode 58: - Snakin' All Over

Penny: [to Gadget] Time for lunch.
Inspector Gadget: [wearing ear muffs] School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling the driveway.
Penny: But it's Saturday.
Inspector Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on a Saturday?
01x52 - Follow That Jet Season 1 / Episode 52: - Follow That Jet

Inspector Gadget: An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?
01x41 - Pirate Island Season 1 / Episode 41: - Pirate Island

M.A.D. Captain: Oh no, here comes Pegleg Peg. And she's gonna be mad. You almost torpedoed her ship. But at least that's the last we'll see of Gadget. We'll start the engine and meet the sea witch. [Turns the key repeatedly; nothing happens] Hey, the engine won't start.
01x39 - Gone Went the Wind Season 1 / Episode 39: - Gone Went the Wind

Inspector Gadget: I'd like a choo-choo train, a candy cane, an Inspector Gadget doll...
01x30 - The Japanese Connection Season 1 / Episode 30: - The Japanese Connection

Sumo Wrestler # 1: [greeting a sparring partner] Ohio!
Sumo Wrestler # 2: Ohio!
Inspector Gadget: Oklahoma.
01x29 - Bermuda Triangle Season 1 / Episode 29: - Bermuda Triangle

Inspector Gadget: Stupid alien.
01x21 - Basic Training Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training

Inspector Gadget: Hold everything. Just what do you think you're doing?
Engineer: Driving the train.
Inspector Gadget: Then you must have a driver's license. Let me see it.
01x21 - Basic Training Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training

Inspector Gadget: Very clever, using real rocks for the fake avalanche trick.
01x21 - Basic Training Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training

Inspector Gadget: [delivers computer parts to a man, not knowing he's really Dr. Claw] Here are your computer parts.
Dr. Claw: Thank you, Inspector. You've done an admirable job.
Inspector Gadget: All in the line of duty. Good day. [Gets in elevator] Where have I heard that voice?
01x21 - Basic Training Season 1 / Episode 21: - Basic Training

Dr. Claw: They're rehijacking my train!
01x20 - M.A.D. Trap Season 1 / Episode 20: - M.A.D. Trap

Inspector Gadget: [reads sign] "Closed until horrible crime is committed. Signed, The Chief."
01x20 - M.A.D. Trap Season 1 / Episode 20: - M.A.D. Trap

Inspector Gadget: This glass is broken. That can only mean one thing... and THAT'S what I have to find out.
01x19 - The Curse of the Pharaoh Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Curse of the Pharaoh

Inspector Gadget: So, you slipped away. No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.
01x19 - The Curse of the Pharaoh Season 1 / Episode 19: - The Curse of the Pharaoh

Dr. Claw: [Claw laughs, then M.A.D. Cat laughs] When I want your opinions, I'll give them to you.
01x18 - The Infiltration Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Infiltration

Inspector Gadget: Just what do you think you're doing? Pleasure boating is no place on a busy river like this!
01x18 - The Infiltration Season 1 / Episode 18: - The Infiltration

Inspector Gadget: [there is a traffic jam] It's just like I tell you at home, Penny, always make sure to pick up after yourself. Even a child's tricycle can be dangerous if it's left out on the sidewalk. Yes sir, I'd really like to talk to the idiot who caused this mess.
Policeman: Excuse me, sir, is that your van? [Points to the Gadget Van parked in the middle of the road, which has caused the grid lock]
Inspector Gadget: Why yes, it is my van. Hmm, how on earth did it get there?
01x17 - The Invasion Season 1 / Episode 17: - The Invasion

Inspector Gadget: Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.