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	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Don't Cry For Me Albuquerque Jinx Shannon: [at Peter] Why don't you use Rafael? He speaks Spanish Mary Shannon: Have you started drinking again?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Don't Cry For Me Albuquerque Mary Shannon: Am I a weight around your neck? I mean, do I drag you down? Is your life worse for having me around? Eleanor: O can we all play this game? Marshall Mann: I might have a few extra worry-lines Mary Shannon: You know, I buy a house, the real-estate market tanks. I take in my Mom & Sister, they both get arrested and my house gets destroyed. Global warming, is that me? Marshall Mann: Why do I think this isn't about climate change?
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Don't Cry For Me Albuquerque Mr. Day 2009: Your inspector screwed the pooch, I gave her 1 job that was it, 1 job, I'm tellin' you when I get done with her... Stan McQueen: [shoving Mr.Day into darkened room and grabbing his lapels] What are you going to do, huh? What are you going to do, huh? Go ahead, say it, say one more word, say it, open your mouth again, you MORON! My inspector almost got killed, she may not make it because of your stupidity, because against our advice you allowed that woman to move into the WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN ALBUQUERQUE! I've already filed a complaint a$$hole, go ahead, go ahead please open your mouth again, I swear I'll bounce your head off of every wall in this freakin' hospital, go ahead [slamming Mr.Day up against the wall] say it, say it [Stan storms out of the room]
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Let's Get It Ahn Mary Shannon: [shocked] There's a dead dog in that pot! And God help me, it smells absolutely delicious!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Let's Get It Ahn Mary Shannon: She is a cheating, lying, violent, antisocial sociopath. Is that really the kind of person you want to hang your future on? Helen Trask: I could do worse.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Let's Get It Ahn Marshall Mann: [giving a toast to the newly engaged Mary at her engagement party at the WITSEC office] Here's to the best friend I've ever had, could ever hope to have, a girl for whom no man will ever be good enough, I hope you know that... I love you and I wish for you nothing but a lifetime of happiness.
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Training Video Peter Alpert: My people don't spackle.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Jailbait Mary Shannon: Why do you always side with him? Eleanor Prince: Because his decisions aren't predicated upon flapjack availability. Mary Shannon: I see that as a weakness.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Jailbait Marshall Mann: Eve walks around the garden of Eden, happy as can be, not even thinking about apples, then one day God says, "Oh, by the way, everything here is for you: enjoy, frolic, eat, but whatever you do, stay away from the apples." Next thing you know, all Eve can think about is those juicy red apples. Which leads me to believe even God didn't understand women.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Jailbait Marshall Mann: Did you know periwinkle is also the name of an intertidal mollusk? Mary Shannon: No, but if you hum a few bars I'll try to fake it.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - Rubble With A Cause Mary Shannon: I yearn for blind devotion. Mary Shannon: Unthinking, unwavering, a cause, a thing, a principle worthy of absolute loyalty. Mary Shannon: A truth self-medicating. Mary Shannon: A love unabating. Mary Shannon: Something, ANYTHING to which I relinquish all personal responsibility. Mary Shannon: Semper Fi, Til Death do Us Part, In Nomine Patris, Let's Go Mets. Mary Shannon: To the true believers... the lucky few... of thee I sing.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Gilted Lily Marshall Mann: [Mary storms out of the office after being yelled at by Stan, Marshall stands up and starts running after Mary, Eleanor and Stan are still in the office - Marshall to Stan] Have you lost your mind? [huffing at Stan's behavior] Stan McQueen: Get back here Inspector [meaning Marshall] , you have work to do! [Marshall keeps going in his effort to catch Mary] Marshall Mann: [Outside of the WITSEC office now, Marshall is directly behind Mary who is crying] Hey don't let that get to 'ya, that was just Stan saving face in front of the new girl in class [meaning Eleanor] , you know he didn't mean it Mary Shannon: It's not Stan, it started with Stan but it's not, it's something else, something is happening Marshall Mann: OK, well what do you need? Just tell me what you need [Mary keeps walking] well let's just walk as far as you need we'll walk it off Mary Shannon: [Gasping for air/ hysterically crying, Marshall is following her still] Oh man oh man oh man oh man Marshall Mann: What is it? Try to tell me. Mary Shannon: These feelings, oh God, something is wrong, something is definitely wrong, I'm broken. Marshall Mann: No, it isn't after the kind of ordeal you went through, happy is wrong, this is how you're supposed to feel, your brains all jumbled up trying to sort things out, try to roll with it, let it do what it needs to do, just let it flow like a river.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Gilted Lily Marshall Mann: [At Mary] Go to bed. Mary Shannon: Yeah yeah, don't worry I'm fine. Marshall Mann: I know and you need to remember that whatever is happening inside your head needs to happen, just let it flow be the river. Mary Shannon: Don't be a retard, I can't be the river. Marshall Mann: [taking Mary's arms so he can look her squarely in the eye] You CAN be the river. Mary Shannon: OK but not today, tomorrow I'll be the river Marshall Mann: That a girl. Call if you need. Mary Shannon: Aye, aye.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Gilted Lily Mary Shannon: [Marshall waving fresh coffee under the sleeping Mary's nose, they are at the hospital for a witness's daughter, Mary wakes up] Oh man, I must've dosed off. Marshall Mann: Yeah, about 6 hours ago. Mary Shannon: Really? God, sorry. I had some crazy dreams, like Lewis Carroll crazy. Marshall Mann: It's all part of the reboot. Mary Shannon: Oy, alright enough with the 'let your brain be a peach'. Marshall Mann: River. Mary Shannon: Whatever. I just want me back.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - A Fine Meth Stan McQueen: Is it me, or have you noticed more lowlife scumbags making healthy beverage choices?
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - A Fine Meth Mary Shannon: Did you know that vaporized blood has a sweet smell?
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Stan By Me Marshall Mann: [Mary has been kidnapped, Marshall interviews the people at her last known location] Said her Mom auditioned for a play this morning, Mary was here, but she left, that must be when they... Detective Robert Dershowitz: Look, um Mary and I we had our run-ins, we're going to work this as hard as we can Marshall Mann: We'll find her [near tears, pats Bobby D's chest like 'we'll get her']
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - Stan By Me Mary Shannon: [is in basement after being kidnapped, she has just shot the kidnapper in the basement with her and thinks another kidnapper is coming down-stairs to shoot her, her gun is empty, so she grabs a shovel to smack the assailant's head as he enters the basement, she gets ready to swing the shovel, and as she hears the person coming down the steps, she swings with a lot of force] Uggggggggg Stan McQueen: [Was the first person coming down the stairs, he ducks as the shovel is being swung] Mary Shannon: [Realizes that it is Stan and Marshall who came to rescue her and gets this 'Oh thank God' look on her face] Marshall Mann: [Is amazed to have found Mary alive and well goes over to her and hugs her]
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - To Serge with Love Mary Shannon: [voice-over] I stare agape at Sunday-in-the-park couples. Sidewalk strollers, fingers-laced, heads-on-shoulders, hearts laid bare. Audacious highwire artists, soaring netless... oblivious or brave. Arrogant idiots, I muse from my spectator view, hoping no one hears the screaming inside my head.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - To Serge with Love Mary Shannon: I love you like an eight-dollar whore. Marshall Mann: I'm sure you mean that in a good way.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - To Serge with Love Marshall Mann: [reading list of websites] CowsAreEvil.com Mary Shannon: Undeniable.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - To Serge with Love Marshall Mann: SwifferMuseum.com. Why? How? Why?
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - To Serge with Love Mary Shannon: Damnit! Why won't she pick up? Marshall Mann: Do you answer the phone during sex? Mary Shannon: Depends on what's on TV.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - To Serge with Love Brandi Shannon: [discovers a baby swaddled in a hotel bathtub of the drug dealers she is supposed to sell to, and gives up her childhood bear to the infant] Okay, I gotta go now. Uhm, if your parents ever give you any advice, you should do the opposite, okay.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Good Cop Bad Cop Marshall Mann: [about Mary] You should stop thinking, whatever it is you're thinking. Detective Robert Patrone: Oh, come on man. You mean to tell me you have a partner who looks like that, and you still get pissy when guys check her out? Maybe you're the one who needs to stop thinking what you're thinking.... You're gonna make yourself crazy.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Good Cop Bad Cop Mary Shannon: [her Mom shows up uninvited to Mary's new house] I'll bet if I don't show up for a week, she'll run out of food and booze, and leave.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Good Cop Bad Cop Mary Shannon: Here's the deal, Eps. I can only imagine what kind of B-rated movie fantasy you've conjured up about how this was going to play out, but to save you from future humiliation you should know a couple of things. One: wasting my time is a big mistake. Two: arrogant assholes who think they can get in my pants using lame, romantic clichés make me wanna puke. Now pay your bill, and lets go.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Good Cop Bad Cop Mary Shannon: It's kinda hard for me to take you seriously with that tin-foil bird in your lap.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Good Cop Bad Cop Mary Shannon: [Dershowitz refused to let Mary escort her witness into Police Headquarters] Why are you doing this? Detective Robert Dershowitz: Because I don't like cop-killers, and right now, I'm not too wild about you either.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Good Cop Bad Cop Mary Shannon: [approaches the detective she got into a fight with] Wow, looks like someone kicked the crap out of you. Detective Roxanne Lewis: [pause] You hit like a girl. Mary Shannon: Thanks... you too.

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