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	Season 3 / Episode 3: - iSpeed Date Sam: If a guy wants a date with Mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - iSpeed Date Carly Shay: You're in trouble. Sam: Who has urine trouble?
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - iCook Sam: The least we can do is nothing.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Puckett: Those Dingo people are dead! Carly Shay: What are we gonna do? Sam Puckett: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!
	Unknown Episode: Sam: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their Dingos!
	Unknown Episode: Freddie Benson: Woah! You look horrible! Sam Puckett: I'm sick. Sam Puckett: I feel like butt.
	Unknown Episode: Freddie: Aw, butter!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - iDate A Bad Boy Spencer Shay: I got the first aid kit! Carly Shay: Ok give me the spray stuff. Spencer Shay: The what stuff? Carly Shay: I don't know what its called, the boo-boo spray.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - iReunite With Missy Spencer Shay: I got the first aid kit! Carly Shay: Ok give me the spray stuff. Spencer Shay: The what stuff? Carly Shay: I don't know what its called, the boo-boo spray.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Till next time... Sam: ...Get plenty of sleep... Carly: ...Eat lots of dirt... Sam: ...and scream at the sky.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Gibby, maybe you want to put your vest back on? Gibby: What are you? A cop?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Sam: I feel like a daffodil. Carly: Good. Embrace your inner daffodility.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Go! Come on! Daffodility! Sam: [groans] That's not even a word.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Sam: I know I've changed and all, but just how bad would it be if for one second I ripped her head off her body?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Sam? Sam: Yeah? Carly: Rip her head off!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - iMeet Fred Carly Shay: Until next time, stay in school, Sam Puckett: Recycle, Carly Shay: Pour milk on your parents, Sam Puckett: Hug a duck, Carly Shay: Eat a stick of butter, Sam Puckett: And shampoo a squirrel, goodbye!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - iMeet Fred Freddie: He's a jerk. Sam: You're the queen of the jerks!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - iRocked the Vote Carly Shay: Hey, do you think this dress is a little too... saucy? Freddie Benson: It's for a music video. You need to look hotter than you usually do. Carly Shay: [perplexed, but flattered] Well, thank you.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - iRocked the Vote Wade Collins: Hobknocker!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - iRocked the Vote Wade Collins: Your all a bunch of hobbknockers!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - iRocked the Vote Wade Collins: Jibbly!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - iGive Away a Car Spencer Shay: Hey, guess what just happened! Sam Puckett: Your belly button started talking to you? Spencer Shay: No. But that would be so cool.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - iGive Away a Car Sam Puckett: Okay, are you ready for this? Carly Shay: We are gonna give away a new car Sam Puckett: [sing-song] A new car! Carly Shay: From Flanken Motors. Sam Puckett: The best flanken car dealership in Seattle.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - iGive Away a Car Carly Shay: Ready for your new car? Nevel Papperman: [sarcastic] Yes, my heart is pounding. Sam Puckett: Good. Maybe it'll explode.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - iGive Away a Car Sam Puckett: Where's Carly? I've been calling and texting her for hours. Spencer Shay: She's been in the shower. Sam Puckett: All day? Spencer Shay: Pretty much. She takes really long showers when she gets depressed. Sam Puckett: Well, when do you think she's going to come out? Spencer Shay: I don't know. She took a chair in there.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Freddie Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even. Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade? Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Foot: [Carly is watching a video of a foot with lips] Hey! Hey! I'm not here for your entertainment! I'm a foot! Leave me alone! Carly Shay: Oh, foot.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Spencer Shay: Hey, where've you guys been. Sam Puckett: A movie. Carly Shay: We saw "The First Kiss." Spencer Shay: Eww. How was it? Sam Puckett: Same as every other stupid teen chick movie ever made. Carly Shay: It made me embarrassed to be a teen chick.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - iChristmas Carly Shay: You love Spaghetti Tacos and you sing a song while making them. Spencer Shay: Heh heh, the only time I sing is at Church.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - iPie Trudy: What do you say we move this little party to the couch? Spencer Shay: The couch is broken. Trudy: Well, why don't we go break it some more?

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