Spencer

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Jerry Trainor
Jerry Trainor was born on January 21, 1977, and is an American television and movie actor. Jerry graduated ...

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Spencer Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 2: - iStage an Intervention Sasha Striker: Well, it looks like you beat me... Spencer: Yeah, I guess I did. Sasha Striker: You wanna go for a ride? Spencer: I'd love to, but I'm afraid this is all I can give you for now. [kisses Sasha passionately then she goes into the elevator]
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - iStakeout Carly Shay: [entering the room] Hey, Spencer. Freddie: [at the same time as Sam] What's up? Sam Puckett: [at the same time as Freddie] Hi. Spencer: Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - iStakeout Detective Tragg: [holds up badge] Detective Tragg, Seattle Police Department. Sam Puckett: [thinking she'll be arrested] Freddie, take my backpack. Spencer: Uh, what can I do for ya? Detective Tragg: I'd like to talk with the kids. Sam Puckett: [loudly] You can't prove anything!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - iPromote Techfoots Carly Shay: Where've you been all day? Spencer: Canada. Carly Shay: I thought you were only going to the art museum. Spencer: I was. Until I fell asleep on the bus, and woke up in Vancouver!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - iPromote Techfoots Carly Shay: You know, I'm not sure it's fair to blame the bus 'cause you fell asleep. Spencer: It's not just that. Last week on the bus, a hobo spilled chili on me, then continued to eat it... without a spoon!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - iPromote Techfoots Carly Shay: Spencer, what happened? Spencer: One minute, I'm blading down Hill Street. Feeling good! On top of the world! The next thing I know - BAM! I got a face full of dumpster!
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Spencer: Look, in my life, I've learned a few things about girls. Freddie: Like?... Spencer: Like when you break up with them, they do not like it when you ask out their sisters. That will get you a fork in your arm.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - iHatch Chicks Freddy: Well, the thermostat's at 90. Spencer: Whoa, 90 degrees? Sam: No, 90 pickles. Yes, 90 degrees! Spencer: ...No need to be hurtful.
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Carly: Spencer it's been four hours, I think you need to get off the kitchen table. Spencer: Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Sam Puckett: That dentist dude's really going to pay you $1000 for that? Spencer: Paid, in advance. Freddie Benson: Yeah! Sam Puckett: Sweet! Spencer: And since you guys helped me get my art career back, [hands Sam money] $40 for you, [hands Freddie money] $40 for you, and... [walks across the room to hand Carly money]... $41 for my little sister. Carly: Aww. I'm special.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - iWant To Date Freddy Spencer: Just be yourself. Talk about stuff you like. Freddie: And if I run out of things to say? Spencer: Then just stare into her eyes, and say nothing! That'll make you seem all cool and mysterious! She'll be like hypnotized! Freddie: Yeah, I don't really think that works. 'Cause I mean, if I don't say anything, won't she think I'm... [Spencer stares into his eyes]... won't she think I'm... won't she just... Spencer: What doesn't really work?
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - iWant To Date Freddy Spencer: [singing while cooking] # Well, I'm cooking/I'm cooking things/Cooking things for people to eat/I'm cooking/I'm cooking things/Things that people will chew. #
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - iNevel Spencer: [after seeing his butter sculpture melt] Toasty!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - iNevel Nevel: Your work disgusts me. Spencer: Yeah, well, Nevel's a stupid name!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - iNevel Carly Shay: [Spencer tries to lick some butter off of his elbow, but he can't reach it] Spence? Spencer: Yeah? Carly Shay: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - iNevel Spencer: Don't worry, Toasty. Soon you'll be back and "butter" than ever. Spencer: Thank God no one heard that.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - iWanna Stay With Spencer Carly: I don't want to move to Yakima! It sounds like someone throwing up! Spencer: It does. [imitating the sound of vomiting] Yakima! Yakima!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - iWant More Viewers Spencer: Carly, Sam, you owe me half a taco!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - iWant More Viewers Spencer: Nice to see you, Ms. Briggs, or now that I'm older, may I call you Margaret? Ms. Briggs: You may not. Spencer: Why? Ms. Briggs: My name is Francine!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - iWant More Viewers Spencer: Behold the sign! Are you beholding it? Carly: Oh, we're beholding it!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - iWant More Viewers Spencer: Okay, so wait, wait, wait. We all failed miserably trying to get you guys more viewers for iCarly and yet it is precisely those miserable failures that are getting you guys more viewers for iCarly? Carly: Yeah. Spencer: Insanity!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - iWant More Viewers Spencer: Nice to see you, Ms. Briggs, or now that I'm older, may I call you Margaret? Ms. Briggs: You may not! Spencer: Why? Ms. Briggs: My name is Francine!

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