Sam

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Jennette McCurdy
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Sam Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 3: - iSpeed Date Sam: If a guy wants a date with Mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life.
	Season 3 / Episode 3: - iSpeed Date Carly Shay: You're in trouble. Sam: Who has urine trouble?
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - iCook Sam: The least we can do is nothing.
	Unknown Episode: Sam: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their Dingos!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Till next time... Sam: ...Get plenty of sleep... Carly: ...Eat lots of dirt... Sam: ...and scream at the sky.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Sam: I feel like a daffodil. Carly: Good. Embrace your inner daffodility.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Go! Come on! Daffodility! Sam: [groans] That's not even a word.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Sam: I know I've changed and all, but just how bad would it be if for one second I ripped her head off her body?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - iMake Sam Girlier Carly: Sam? Sam: Yeah? Carly: Rip her head off!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - iMeet Fred Freddie: He's a jerk. Sam: You're the queen of the jerks!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - iSaw Him First Sam: [Freddie walks in with a much deeper voice] Dude, why is your voice so deep? Freddie: I dunno, puberty?
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - iHave a Lovesick Teacher Carly: [referring to Spencer and Miss Ackerman's dating problems] I think I know how we can fix this... Freddy, Sam: Really? How? Carly: iCarly. Freddy: Our webshow? Sam: Naw, our potato farm!
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - iHave a Lovesick Teacher Carly: Miss Ackerman, you don't need to yell at Freddie in front of the whole class. Miss Ackerman: Oh, look. More backtalk from the sass-master. Carly: I am not "the sass-master!" And it's wrong for you to be mean to Freddie just because your boyfriend broke up with you! Sam: Wow, Carlls. Maybe you are the sass-master.
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - iHave a Lovesick Teacher Freddie: What are we gonna do? Sam: We're gonna tell Spencer to call Miss Ackerman and start dating her again. Carly: No, I'm not gonna make my brother's life miserable just to make our life easier. Sam: Come on, having a miserable life's not all that bad. Sam: Sometimes my mother laughs...
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - iWin A Date Sam: You know what? You are so right. And I'm sitting here with an Australian Eskimo with ointment all over his bumbleberry!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Sam: Tell 'em why we got detention. Carly Shay: 'Cause we're naughty.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Carly: I give glasses with feet girl an eight. Freddie: I give her a nine. Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two. Freddie: Why? Sam: Just for being you.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Carly: Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months. Sam: You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got? Freddie: Pimples on your butt? Sam: He was smart to run.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Freddie: Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I. Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying. Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Carly: Oh all you ever think about is ham. Sam: I'd rather have a shirt made of ham.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Carly: Don't you give me ultimatums. Sam: Don't use words I can't understand.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Freddie: Now usually I'm behind the camera... Sam: Where you should be.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Freddie: See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right. Carly: I am right. Sam: You am wrong. Carly: You am obnoxious.
	Season 1 / Episode 17: - iDon't Want to Fight Carly: My hair feels like it was attacked by a vacuum cleaner. Sam: Mine feels like it's been yanked by a Freddie.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - iHatch Chicks Freddy: Well, the thermostat's at 90. Spencer: Whoa, 90 degrees? Sam: No, 90 pickles. Yes, 90 degrees! Spencer: ...No need to be hurtful.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - iHatch Chicks Sam: So, what ever will happen on this new and exciting webisode of iCarly? Carly Shay: I'm glad you asked. Sam: I'm glad you're glad. Are you glad I'm glad you're glad? Carly Shay: Weird. I'm becoming less glad!
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - iPromise Not to Tell Sam: Hey! I'm Sam! Carly Shay: And I'm guilty! Sam: [whispers] Carly. Carly Shay: And I'm Carly!
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - iRue the Day Sam: Wow. I used to rate geeks on a scale of one to Freddie. But I think Nevel just broke that scale.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - iRue the Day Carly Shay: Freddie, what do you think went wrong? Freddie: I'm not sure, but I'll bet my whole month's allowance that all my equipment is working perfectly. Carly Shay: Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks? Sam: Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month? Freddie: She's afraid if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her. Carly Shay: That is so dumb. Freddie: No, not really.
	Season 1 / Episode 11: - iRue the Day Sam: Wow, Freddie. I like seeing you get all feisty. Freddie: That's the Freddie way. Carly Shay: I thought the Freddie way was a jam on a toasted bagel. Freddie: That's the Freddie breakfast way.

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