Freddie Benson

iCarly

- Character Guide

Characters: #3 of 7 (Full List)

+ Add to My Characters

Played by:

Nathan Kress

« Back to Character Profile

Freddie Benson Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Freddie Benson: Woah! You look horrible! Sam Puckett: I'm sick. Sam Puckett: I feel like butt.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - iRocked the Vote Carly Shay: Hey, do you think this dress is a little too... saucy? Freddie Benson: It's for a music video. You need to look hotter than you usually do. Carly Shay: [perplexed, but flattered] Well, thank you.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Freddie Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even. Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade? Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.
	Season 2 / Episode 5: - iPie Sam Puckett: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie! Bad bear! Freddie Benson: Never do that again. Sam Puckett: Don't tell me what to do.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - iHurt Lewbert Carly Shay: [on Freddie's newfound freedom] I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes. Freddie Benson: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on. Sam Puckett: So? Freddie Benson: Just my socks.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Carly Shay: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? Freddie Benson: I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy. Sam Puckett: Years of practice.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - iHate Sam's Boyfriend Spencer Shay: Well, when someone's in a new relationship, it's like they're blind to everything else but that other person. Like when I started dating that girl, Jennifer. I had a bad case of poison ivy for two whole weeks and I didn't even know. Freddie Benson: What made you finally notice? Spencer Shay: Well, it spread... to places. Freddie Benson: Where? Freddie Benson: Ugh!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Freddie Benson: Hey, why did it take you guys so long to get home from school? Sam Puckett: Because my mom had to stop at Save-Mart to pick up her ointment. Any more questions?
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Freddie Benson: When I grow up, I wonder what kind of girl would want to marry me. Freddie Benson: After I take a shower, my mom makes me sign a piece of paper promising that I shampooed twice. Carly: [walks in] Should I call an ambulance?
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Freddie Benson: So what did you say in your e-mail to get Joyner to come here? Carly: It wasn't what I said. It was the pictures I attached of Spencer's sculptures. Sam Puckett: Joyner liked them? Carly: I guess. He said he wanted to come see 'em in person. Freddie Benson: That is so cool! Sam Puckett: You know what else is cool? Freddie Benson: What? Sam Puckett: Not you!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Freddie Benson: Anytime a chance comes along for you to insult me, you just gotta jump on it! Carly: You really should be nicer to him. Freddie Benson: Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 'cause, she has no self control. Sam Puckett: I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Freddie Benson: Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like? Carly: Yeah, you know, he looks like a man. With a face, and... hair. Sam Puckett: [sarcastically] Yeah, I have an uncle that looks a lot like that!
	Season 1 / Episode 14: - iHeart Art Sam Puckett: That dentist dude's really going to pay you $1000 for that? Spencer: Paid, in advance. Freddie Benson: Yeah! Sam Puckett: Sweet! Spencer: And since you guys helped me get my art career back, [hands Sam money] $40 for you, [hands Freddie money] $40 for you, and... [walks across the room to hand Carly money]... $41 for my little sister. Carly: Aww. I'm special.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Carly: Cool you got a new cell phone. Freddie Benson: You can have it!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Freddie Benson: I am over it, seriously, I'm in love with you, you just wanna be friends and I'm totally cool with living with that constant pain. Carly: Oh god.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Sam: Hey look, you invited the doof. Carly: Sam... Freddie Benson: Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Freddie Benson: Keep your hands off my AV equipment. Sam: You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder? Freddie Benson: Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta. Sam: [clears her throat] Carly will never love you.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Freddie Benson: [while being dragged from his apartment to Carly's] Ahh! Quit it Sam! Let go of my foot! Too much FRICTION! Let go! What is the matter with you!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Freddie Benson: [talking about iCarly] And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera... Sam: Awww... he wants to be our geek. Freddie Benson: Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - iPilot Sam: Thanks to our dorky friend Freddie... Freddie Benson: That's disrespectful!

« previous1next »

Previous: Sam

Next: Spencer

» Back to iCarly TV Show