Carly Shay

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Miranda Cosgrove
Miranda Cosgrove was born on the day of May 14, 1993 in Los Angeles, California. Her parents did not ...

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Carly Shay Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 3: - iSpeed Date Carly Shay: You're in trouble. Sam: Who has urine trouble?
	Unknown Episode: Sam Puckett: Those Dingo people are dead! Carly Shay: What are we gonna do? Sam Puckett: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - iDate A Bad Boy Spencer Shay: I got the first aid kit! Carly Shay: Ok give me the spray stuff. Spencer Shay: The what stuff? Carly Shay: I don't know what its called, the boo-boo spray.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - iReunite With Missy Spencer Shay: I got the first aid kit! Carly Shay: Ok give me the spray stuff. Spencer Shay: The what stuff? Carly Shay: I don't know what its called, the boo-boo spray.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - iMeet Fred Carly Shay: Until next time, stay in school, Sam Puckett: Recycle, Carly Shay: Pour milk on your parents, Sam Puckett: Hug a duck, Carly Shay: Eat a stick of butter, Sam Puckett: And shampoo a squirrel, goodbye!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - iRocked the Vote Carly Shay: Hey, do you think this dress is a little too... saucy? Freddie Benson: It's for a music video. You need to look hotter than you usually do. Carly Shay: [perplexed, but flattered] Well, thank you.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - iGive Away a Car Sam Puckett: Okay, are you ready for this? Carly Shay: We are gonna give away a new car Sam Puckett: [sing-song] A new car! Carly Shay: From Flanken Motors. Sam Puckett: The best flanken car dealership in Seattle.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - iGive Away a Car Carly Shay: Ready for your new car? Nevel Papperman: [sarcastic] Yes, my heart is pounding. Sam Puckett: Good. Maybe it'll explode.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Freddie Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even. Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade? Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Foot: [Carly is watching a video of a foot with lips] Hey! Hey! I'm not here for your entertainment! I'm a foot! Leave me alone! Carly Shay: Oh, foot.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - iKiss Spencer Shay: Hey, where've you guys been. Sam Puckett: A movie. Carly Shay: We saw "The First Kiss." Spencer Shay: Eww. How was it? Sam Puckett: Same as every other stupid teen chick movie ever made. Carly Shay: It made me embarrassed to be a teen chick.
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - iChristmas Carly Shay: You love Spaghetti Tacos and you sing a song while making them. Spencer Shay: Heh heh, the only time I sing is at Church.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - iHurt Lewbert Carly Shay: [on Freddie's newfound freedom] I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes. Freddie Benson: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on. Sam Puckett: So? Freddie Benson: Just my socks.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - iHurt Lewbert Carly Shay: Hey, if you're looking at your computer screen right now... Sam Puckett: ...and you see Carly and me... Carly Shay: Then congratulations... Sam Puckett: You're watching iCarly. However... Carly Shay: ...if you're looking into your toilet bowl right now... Sam Puckett: ...and you see a live monkey speaking Spanish... Carly Shay: You're hallucinating!
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - iOwe You Sam Puckett: I'm Sam. Carly Shay: Carly here. Sam Puckett: And you're watching iCarly. Carly Shay: The only show on the web that makes you laugh, and prevents heart disease. Sam Puckett: So kick back with a pound of bacon and enjoy the show.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - iOwe You Sam Puckett: [crying] I don't like working! I don't know how people do it. It's horrible! Th-they don't let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I'm not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it's like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it? Carly Shay: I can't stand to see you like this. You have to quit. Sam Puckett: No, I can't. I promised myself I wouldn't quit until I paid back every penny I owed you and Freddie. I had to clean... [gulp] urinals! Boys are so gross!
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - iHave a Lovesick Teacher Freddie: Why can't Spencer just date her? Carly Shay: Because the woman is a big bottle of crazy sauce!
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - iStakeout Sam Puckett: Okay, Freddie's never late for iCarly. Are you worried? Carly Shay: If I wasn't worried, would I be drinking water with this expression on my face?
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - iStakeout Carly Shay: [entering the room] Hey, Spencer. Freddie: [at the same time as Sam] What's up? Sam Puckett: [at the same time as Freddie] Hi. Spencer: Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - iStakeout Carly Shay: [looking through binoculars] Ok, I don't see any criminal activity but I do see a jogger who really should be wearing a bra. Poor guy.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - iStakeout Carly Shay: Hello. You've reached iCarly.com. Sam Puckett: If you're looking for comedy... Carly Shay: - press one. Sam Puckett: If you're looking for my pork pot pie, a cop ate it!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Sam Puckett: Hey! What if we kidnap Howard and keep him tied up 'til after the show? Carly Shay: [exasperated] Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping? Sam Puckett: It's illegal and rude... Carly Shay: Good girl.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Carly Shay: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? Freddie Benson: I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy. Sam Puckett: Years of practice.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Sam Puckett: Hey, thanks for that fire alarm. You saved me from giving an oral report on "Scarlet's Web." Carly Shay: You were too lazy to read the book? Sam Puckett: I was too lazy to see the movie.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Carly Shay: I'm Carly! Sam Puckett: And I'm Sam! Carly Shay: And maybe you've noticed... Sam Puckett: ...this isn't our usual iCarly studio. Carly Shay: And if you haven't noticed... Sam Puckett: Scrape that crud outta your eyes!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Carly Shay: [during her webcast] Okay, we were talking about the things kids do that get 'em detention. Sam Puckett: Why look. It's a gold member of the detention club right here. Carly Shay: It's 9th Grader, Ripoff Rodney. Ripoff Rodney: Please, call me "Ripoff."
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Sam Puckett: Okay! So you got anything else to say to the iCarly fans of the world? Ripoff Rodney: Yeah. I've got a special this week on burritos. Ripoff Rodney: Two for six bucks. Carly Shay: And do they contain quality meat? Ripoff Rodney: No they do not.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Sam: Tell 'em why we got detention. Carly Shay: 'Cause we're naughty.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Teacher: [walking into the room] Alright kids, the sooner we start, the sooner we finish, so everybody, let's take a seat. [sits down, the chair breaks, and she falls to the floor] What happened to my chair? Carly Shay: [standing up] I did it... with whatever this is. [holds up a ratchet] Do I get detention? Teacher: [joyfully] Absolutely not. An on-the-job accident means the school has to give me a two month paid vacation while I recover! Bye!
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - iGot Detention Girl: Carly, what's the signal for "Mr. Howard's coming?" Carly Shay: Uh... Dippity-doo. Girl: DIPPITY-DOO!

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