01x11 - A Real Dilema Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Real Dilema

Toastee: [on her way out after being eliminated] Megan, you bitch, you left some cottage cheese on your ass, it's called cellulite. Get Brandi C.'s doctor, okay?
01x11 - A Real Dilema Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Real Dilema

Megan Hauserman: [fighting with Pumkin] You're just trailer park white trash!
01x11 - A Real Dilema Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Real Dilema

Megan Hauserman: Pumpkin doesn't deserve to win. She doesn't deserve to be here in the first place. Bitch.
01x10 - Pole Riders In The Sky Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky

Whiteboy: [talking on the phone while the girls are having a food fight] Oh my God, look at this shit, dog! They scrappin'!
01x10 - Pole Riders In The Sky Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky

Hoopz: [Real has proposed to Hoopz] [awkwardly] Oh my god why did you pick me?
01x10 - Pole Riders In The Sky Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky

The Entertainer: This is not how I want it to end. I hate being a loser, but obviously I am a loser. I live at home with my parents and I'm 29 years old.
01x10 - Pole Riders In The Sky Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky

Brandi C.: [after quitting] I made this decision to save Megan. I believe that Megan can win this competition. I don't believe that I could have. I feel like Megan's someone that I'm really gonna be friends with for the rest of my life and that's worth more than any money anyone could give me.
01x10 - Pole Riders In The Sky Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky

Whiteboy: [describing the food fight to someone on the phone] Throwing apples, soda cans...This shit is crazy.
01x10 - Pole Riders In The Sky Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky

Brandi C.: [sarcastically to Toastee and Pumkin] Gosh, what a surprise to see you guys eating again.
Pumkin: What'd you say, Brandi?
Brandi C.: [ignoring her] Eat up, eat up, eat up.
Pumkin: The bitch wants to talk shit about me. Does she not know who I am?
01x09 - Drunk With Power Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power

Heather Chadwell: [shouting at Megan and Brandi C.] You're just pissed I got 12 Pack, and ya didn't!

01x09 - Drunk With Power Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power

Real: [talking about his plan to be Pay Master to get rid of Entertainer] On top of all that, I'm tired of hearin' all this


Real: in the house.
01x09 - Drunk With Power Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power

Brandi C.: [Heather is fighting with Brandi and Megan] You're not in a strip club, honey, I can hear you. You don't have to scream at me.
01x09 - Drunk With Power Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power

The Entertainer: [getting a massage from Megan and Brandi C.] God, I'm in Heaven, but tonight's gonna be Hell.
01x09 - Drunk With Power Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power

The Entertainer: [Heather is fighting with Megan and Brandi and knowing it'll go on for awhile, Craig and Entertainer sit down to watch in amusement] We should of brought popcorn.
01x09 - Drunk With Power Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power

The Entertainer: [Entertainer has saved Megan from elimination] I think I deserve a little kiss.


Whiteboy: On the mouth!
The Entertainer: Shut up!
01x08 - Watch Your Back Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back

Brandi C.: [Megan wants to keep Whiteboy in the game because she has a crush on him] This is "I Love Money", not "I Love Whiteboy".
01x08 - Watch Your Back Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back

Real: It's time for my brother to get avenged. [throws a knife at Pumkin's dummy and she's eliminated]
01x08 - Watch Your Back Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back

Toasteee: [Hoopz is eliminated in the challenge and Toastee is one of the final people left in the game] [stone-faced] It's the happiest day of my life, I feel like I won the Super Bowl.
01x08 - Watch Your Back Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back

Hoopz: [Entertainer threw a knife in Hoopz' dummy] I wanted to, like, kill him.
01x08 - Watch Your Back Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back

Pumkin: Real is basically screwed at this point, he knows that Toastee is the Paymaster and she's my friend so he has to kiss our asses. And I love it.
01x08 - Watch Your Back Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back

12 Pack: This is where the true competitors step up.
01x07 - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused?

Pumkin: [about her and Toastee moving into Entertainer's room after she eliminated Chance] I'd rather put up with an ADD psycho than be killed in my sleep.
01x07 - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused?

Whiteboy: [to Megan] Girl, I wanna stick this old throw-up tongue right down your throat at this point.
01x07 - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused?

Brandi C.: I'm throwing up and I'm eating at the same time so I'm basically eating my own throw up. It's disgusting!
01x07 - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused?

Heather Chadwell: Game on, bitches.
01x07 - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused?

Whiteboy: [talking about how Megan might eliminate Hoopz] The only thing that would piss me off, ready to kill, if she eliminates Hoopz tonight.
01x06 - The Blonde Leading the Blonde Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blonde Leading the Blonde

Chance: [on why Megan needs to go home] Megan was clearly annoying me at lunch. This is why Megan needs to go home, she's a dingbat, she's-she's just dumb!
01x06 - The Blonde Leading the Blonde Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blonde Leading the Blonde

The Entertainer: [to Heather, whose bikini top is coming off] Don't worry about your boobs, everyone's seen them.
01x05 - Cry Me a River Season 1 / Episode 5: - Cry Me a River

The Entertainer: [about his love for Destiney] You really know you like a girl when you have to fart and you hold it in.
01x05 - Cry Me a River Season 1 / Episode 5: - Cry Me a River

Real: I just realized it may not have been the safest thing for me to do to stick myself in that damn box.