![]() | Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Real Dilema Toastee: [on her way out after being eliminated] Megan, you bitch, you left some cottage cheese on your ass, it's called cellulite. Get Brandi C.'s doctor, okay? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Real Dilema Megan Hauserman: [fighting with Pumkin] You're just trailer park white trash! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 11: - A Real Dilema Megan Hauserman: Pumpkin doesn't deserve to win. She doesn't deserve to be here in the first place. Bitch. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky Whiteboy: [talking on the phone while the girls are having a food fight] Oh my God, look at this shit, dog! They scrappin'! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky Hoopz: [Real has proposed to Hoopz] [awkwardly] Oh my god why did you pick me? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky The Entertainer: This is not how I want it to end. I hate being a loser, but obviously I am a loser. I live at home with my parents and I'm 29 years old. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky Brandi C.: [after quitting] I made this decision to save Megan. I believe that Megan can win this competition. I don't believe that I could have. I feel like Megan's someone that I'm really gonna be friends with for the rest of my life and that's worth more than any money anyone could give me. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky Whiteboy: [describing the food fight to someone on the phone] Throwing apples, soda cans...This shit is crazy. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 10: - Pole Riders In The Sky Brandi C.: [sarcastically to Toastee and Pumkin] Gosh, what a surprise to see you guys eating again. Pumkin: What'd you say, Brandi? Brandi C.: [ignoring her] Eat up, eat up, eat up. Pumkin: The bitch wants to talk shit about me. Does she not know who I am? |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power Heather Chadwell: [shouting at Megan and Brandi C.] You're just pissed I got 12 Pack, and ya didn't! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power Real: [talking about his plan to be Pay Master to get rid of Entertainer] On top of all that, I'm tired of hearin' all this Real: in the house. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power Brandi C.: [Heather is fighting with Brandi and Megan] You're not in a strip club, honey, I can hear you. You don't have to scream at me. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power The Entertainer: [getting a massage from Megan and Brandi C.] God, I'm in Heaven, but tonight's gonna be Hell. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power The Entertainer: [Heather is fighting with Megan and Brandi and knowing it'll go on for awhile, Craig and Entertainer sit down to watch in amusement] We should of brought popcorn. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Drunk With Power The Entertainer: [Entertainer has saved Megan from elimination] I think I deserve a little kiss. Whiteboy: On the mouth! The Entertainer: Shut up! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back Brandi C.: [Megan wants to keep Whiteboy in the game because she has a crush on him] This is "I Love Money", not "I Love Whiteboy". |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back Real: It's time for my brother to get avenged. [throws a knife at Pumkin's dummy and she's eliminated] |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back Toasteee: [Hoopz is eliminated in the challenge and Toastee is one of the final people left in the game] [stone-faced] It's the happiest day of my life, I feel like I won the Super Bowl. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back Hoopz: [Entertainer threw a knife in Hoopz' dummy] I wanted to, like, kill him. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back Pumkin: Real is basically screwed at this point, he knows that Toastee is the Paymaster and she's my friend so he has to kiss our asses. And I love it. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 8: - Watch Your Back 12 Pack: This is where the true competitors step up. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Pumkin: [about her and Toastee moving into Entertainer's room after she eliminated Chance] I'd rather put up with an ADD psycho than be killed in my sleep. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Whiteboy: [to Megan] Girl, I wanna stick this old throw-up tongue right down your throat at this point. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Brandi C.: I'm throwing up and I'm eating at the same time so I'm basically eating my own throw up. It's disgusting! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Heather Chadwell: Game on, bitches. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Good, The Bad, And the Confused? Whiteboy: [talking about how Megan might eliminate Hoopz] The only thing that would piss me off, ready to kill, if she eliminates Hoopz tonight. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blonde Leading the Blonde Chance: [on why Megan needs to go home] Megan was clearly annoying me at lunch. This is why Megan needs to go home, she's a dingbat, she's-she's just dumb! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 6: - The Blonde Leading the Blonde The Entertainer: [to Heather, whose bikini top is coming off] Don't worry about your boobs, everyone's seen them. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Cry Me a River The Entertainer: [about his love for Destiney] You really know you like a girl when you have to fart and you hold it in. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 5: - Cry Me a River Real: I just realized it may not have been the safest thing for me to do to stick myself in that damn box. |







