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 | Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Robin Scherbatsky: I guess I get it. Barney Stinson: What do you mean? Robin Scherbatsky: No matter how bad things got, Ted really did loved Zoey for a minute there. Didn't he? Barney Stinson: Yeah... he did. And she loved him, too. Didn't she? Robin Scherbatsky: Yes, she did. |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Ted Mosby: It's just, there are so many decisions be made. What if I make all the wrong ones and the building just sucks? Barney Stinson: Not possible. Your building is new. And I have one rule: New is always better. Ted Mosby: You can't keep changing your one rule if they're always different rules. Barney Stinson: Ahhh... but "New is always better" is my oldest rule, which makes it the best. |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Zoey Pierson: Hey, you wanna get coffee some time? Robin Scherbatsky: You know that "coffee" is a code for I want to get back together, right ? Ted Mosby: At first I wasn't sure, but then she said something that got me thinking. Zoey Pierson: I wanna get back together. |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Robin Scherbatsky: [Ted and Barney are arguing over who will press the Arcadian detonator, and Robin will have none of it] Guys, I dated you both, and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding "the button". After some awkward pawing around, that building is gonna fake an implosion, say, "Baby, that was great" and go to sleep. Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson: [to each other] She means you. |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Narrator: And kids, that's how I met your mother. [pause] Psych! It was just some chick. |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Ted Mosby: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs? Barney Stinson: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here? |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Lily Aldrin: [Marshall has arrived home from his job interview] Hey baby, how'd it go? Marshall Eriksen: Lily, this year, this nasty schoolyard bully of a year will not stop punching me in the face. How did we kick off 2011? My dad died. And now, after five months of unemployment, I just blew my dream job. Good news is, in a few seconds, I'm gonna start heaving my guts out because that's what life is to me now: just losing what's inside until I'm just empty. Lily Aldrin: Baby, come here. Marshall Eriksen: I just want to shut my eyes for a few seconds before it starts [Marshall goes to his bedroom and lies down] Narrator: And Marshall slept... [the set darkens and then lights up again] All night. Marshall Eriksen: [Marshall wakes up to find out that he hadn't gotten sick at all. In a later scene, Lily comes into the room] Lily, it's a miracle! I didn't get sick! I-I-I didn't get sick. Lily Aldrin: I know, baby. [reveals a pregnancy tester in her hands]... I'm pregnant. |
| Season 6 / Episode 24: - Challenge Accepted Marshall Eriksen: A man can do a lot of living in three hours. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 23: - Landmarks Ted Mosby: [Ted is roused by someone from his bed and is startled at who it is] Barney, what are you doing here? Barney Stinson: [In aristocratic voice] Who is this Barney? My name is John Clifford Larrabee, architect of the Arcadian, and I'm visiting you, in a dreeeeaam. Ted Mosby: Really, because it looks like my insane friend rented a costume and broke into my apartment in the middle of the night for what I wish was the first time. Barney Stinson: [normal voice] It's a dream, it is, so... [assumes aristocratic voice again] Theodore, do not try to save the Arcadian. Ted Mosby: Barney, there's condoms in the drawer, just take it and get out... Barney Stinson: I am not Barney! [activates flickering lights] Ted Mosby: Whoo, lighting change! |
| Season 6 / Episode 23: - Landmarks Mr. Horvath: [the Landmark Preservation Commission has come to a decision regarding the Arcadian] Last night, this committee came to a vote, and while we've all felt from the very beginning that the Arcadian was, well, an eyesore, Mr Mosby's surprising testimony about the lion's head stonework left us with no choice but to declare it a landmark. [Zoey's camp applauds] But then, something else happened last night. That same lion's head stonework... disappeared, [audience is agape in shock] so it makes our job easier. Motion denied. [bangs gavel] |
| Season 6 / Episode 23: - Landmarks Ted Mosby: Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things... we're done here. |
| Season 6 / Episode 23: - Landmarks Barney Stinson: New York is never finished Theodore. She's a lady only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. Do not miss your turn. |
| Season 6 / Episode 23: - Landmarks Ted Mosby: First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Perfect Cocktail Lily Aldrin: [to a woman eying their booth at MacLaren's] Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho! |
| Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Perfect Cocktail Barney Stinson: [after being given gin by Lily and Robin in order to start fighting out their issues] Do you know what I had to go through to get you that job? Marshall Eriksen: Do you know what I had to do to will myself to show up everyday? Barney Stinson: Wear a wrinkled suit and not give a damn about what you hair looked like? Marshall Eriksen: [infuriated] I showed up with wet hair once! ONCE! |
| Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Perfect Cocktail Ted Mosby: I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship. |
| Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Perfect Cocktail Ted Mosby: Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute? |
| Season 6 / Episode 22: - The Perfect Cocktail Barney Stinson: [Robin explains what Barney turns into when he drinks peppermint schnapps; he's at the bar kissing women in the lips a la Richard Dawson] Hey there, Darling... how you doing?... is this your sister?... Beautiful! [goes to gang's booth] Ted Mosby: Hey, where are our chicken wings? Barney Stinson: Show me chicken wings! [gestures to Carl, who gives the wings to waitress] Robin Scherbatsky: Good order, Ted! [Gang cheers] |
 | Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Jerry Whitaker: So, Saturday night? Time to cut loose, right? Who wants to split a beer? Barney Stinson: Oh, we're not drinking here. Tonight, we're going big. Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's club Was, there's Wrong... Marshall Eriksen: Um, those places shut down a long time ago. Barney Stinson: Oh no... Marshall Eriksen: Oh No shut down too. Ted Mosby: There's Where. Jerry Whitaker: Where's Where? Lily Aldrin: Where's where Was was, isn't it? Barney Stinson: No, Was wasn't where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right? Jerry Whitaker: Ok... Ted Mosby: Not OK, that place is lame. Robin Scherbatsky: OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong? Marshall Eriksen: That's Wrong. That's not wrong. Barney Stinson: Guys, focus. Robin Scherbatsky: Oh, I like Focus! Let's go there. Ted Mosby: Where? Robin Scherbatsky: Not Where. Focus! Lily Aldrin: I thought Focus was closed. Barney Stinson: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it re-opened as Closed. Marshall Eriksen: So Closed is open. Robin Scherbatsky: No, Closed is closed. Jerry Whitaker: I don't know! 3rd base, right? |
| Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Jerry Whitaker: You got to meet the right girl. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet her tomorrow. Barney Stinson: Maybe I've met her already. |
| Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Barney Stinson: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this? Jerry Whitaker: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing? |
| Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Marshall Eriksen: Game on! If I can score five numbers before you can, then we have sex in the bathroom but, if you can score five numbers before me, then we have sex in the bathroom. Lily Aldrin: So our usual wager. Deal! |
| Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Ted Mosby: How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers? Lily Aldrin: I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom. Marshall Eriksen: And I won that race! |
| Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Barney Stinson: Robin, no one watches the news unless it's a car chase or a nip slip. |
| Season 6 / Episode 21: - Hopeless Barney Stinson: Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Exploding Meatball Sub Ted Mosby: [At JFK Airport, Ted and Lily have just picked up a professor for Marshall's fundraiser. Ted suddenly sees Lily about to enter the terminal with some luggage] Wait what do you mean you're going to Spain? Lily Aldrin: You were right. If I hear myself say "Baby, you have my full support" one more time, I swear, I'm gonna murder someone! [Nearby DHS agents look at her] Ted Mosby: [sees the agents looking in their direction] When are you going to tell Marshall, and when are you coming back? Lily Aldrin: I honestly haven't thought it all the way through and don't intend to. All I know is, I'm a ticking timebomb [agents look their way again] and if I don't do something for me right away, I swear I'm gonna explode! Ted Mosby: [looking at agents] Wow, that's a very evocative metaphor to use for your non-threatening, totally patriotic emotions. [sees agents walk away, one of whom is making a radio call] U-S- OK, I get it. Marshall's been asking a lot lately, but the thing to do is to say you've had enough. Lily Aldrin: I've never been good at that, and now, ever since his dad died, I feel it's my job to just be fine with anything, but I'm not. I'm not finding guests at our apartment for a giant fundraiser, or thinking about how are we going to pay our bills, or apparently, we've given up trying to have kids. Ted Mosby: Lily... Lily Aldrin: I'm sorry Ted, I just got to do this. [heads to terminal] |
| Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Exploding Meatball Sub Robin Scherbatsky: [the gang sees Barney at his deathbed in 2021] You're too young, it's unfair! Marshall Eriksen: We're not going anywhere buddy, we're staying with you right up till the end. Barney Stinson: Thank you Marshall. [coughs] Marshall, can I ask for one final favour, my friend? Marshall Eriksen: Yes, yes, of course, anything. Barney Stinson: Eat this meatball sub. [offers wrapped sub] Marshall Eriksen: Where did you get this... Barney Stinson: [Winces in pain] I don't have much time! Marshall Eriksen: [Unwrapping sub] Yes yes, of course, of course. [prepares to bite] Does this have some sort of meaning? [meatball sub explodes in his face] Barney Stinson: [Gets out of bed and laughs menacingly] I'm not sick, you idiots. I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills for symptoms I don't even have. Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face. Oh, wait, you can't - 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce! Ted Mosby: Uh, Barney, you got a little marinara on your pajamas. [Barney looks at his pajamas and stops laughing; his face decomposes itself] |
| Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Exploding Meatball Sub Lily Aldrin: Marshall and I have been together for fifteen years and the only debate about Tommy Boy we've ever had, is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love bitch! |
| Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Exploding Meatball Sub Robin Scherbatsky: The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles. |
| Season 6 / Episode 20: - The Exploding Meatball Sub Random Girl: How can you not remember my name... it rhymes with your name? Barney Stinson: And I said my name was? |
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