8x07 The Stamp Tramp

Ted Mosby: Marshall Eriksen, you just came back from your third date with Lily. How was it?
Marshall Eriksen: Great. Yeah. I just... I think I'm falling for this girl. Pretty hard. But isn't everything happening too fast? I mean, maybe I should see other people.
Ted Mosby: No, dude, no! Lily Aldrin is special. You hold on to that girl!
Marshall Eriksen: She is. But I'm only 18 and...
Ted Mosby: Marshall. You being 18 isn't a bad thing. It just means that you get to spend more of your life with her. I mean, I'm probably not gonna meet my wife until I'm, like... 23!

Lily Aldrin: How do you even know there's gonna be a mention of Dishwalla on those tapes?
Ted Mosby: I don't. And it did take me days to get through them all, but that is how committed I am to the truth. [starts the video]
Lily Aldrin: [off screen, on the video] Hey, you guys should check out that song by the band Dishwalla.
Ted Mosby: [also off screen, on the video] Really? I've never heard of them!
Ted Mosby: Damn it!

Robin Scherbatsky: Bottom line Vito, a lot of strip clubs are into my client. If you want The Melon Patch to be in the mix we're gonna need bigger melons and smaller patches. Otherwise your establishment is not where Barney Stinson is going to pitch his tent.