Season 2 » Episode #21 - Something Borrowed
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Episode Quotes
Ted Mosby: Dude, you shaved your fricking head!
Marshall Eriksen: Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea- [Looks in mirror] Oh, God, what did I do? How could you let me shave my head?
Ted Mosby: What?
Marshall Eriksen: You're the worst best man ever! I hate you.
Marshall Eriksen: Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea- [Looks in mirror] Oh, God, what did I do? How could you let me shave my head?
Ted Mosby: What?
Marshall Eriksen: You're the worst best man ever! I hate you.
Lily Aldrin: So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.
Barney Stinson: Is she hot? Because then I can cross "harp player" off my list.
Ted Mosby: How long is this list?
Barney Stinson: I'm not telling you how many pages my list has. I'm not crass.
Lily Aldrin: It doesn't matter anyway, because she's pregnant.
Barney Stinson: Good. That way I can cross two things off my list.
Barney Stinson: Is she hot? Because then I can cross "harp player" off my list.
Ted Mosby: How long is this list?
Barney Stinson: I'm not telling you how many pages my list has. I'm not crass.
Lily Aldrin: It doesn't matter anyway, because she's pregnant.
Barney Stinson: Good. That way I can cross two things off my list.
Barney Stinson: Can I have your number?
Woman: I don't think so.
Barney Stinson: It's for the bride.
Woman: Oh, okay. I'll go get my pen.
Barney Stinson: The bride also wants you to walk slower.
[More Quotes]Woman: I don't think so.
Barney Stinson: It's for the bride.
Woman: Oh, okay. I'll go get my pen.
Barney Stinson: The bride also wants you to walk slower.
Mistakes/Goofs
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Trivia
- David Burtka, who plays Lilly's ex Scooter, is Neil Patrick Harris real life boyfriend.








