2x09 Slap Bet

Marshall: [Looking at Computer] This is the 90s, why does it look like 1986?
Robin Scherbatsky: The 80s didn't come to Canada til like '93.

Ted Mosby: Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?
Barney: Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.
Marshall: The "Ohhh..." moment?
Barney: Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker. [Flashback to Barney with different girls]
Girl #1: It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.
Barney: Ohhhh...
Girl #2: I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!
Barney: Ohhhh...
Girl #3: I just turned 30.
Barney: Ohhhhhh...
Barney: [Back to present] So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible
Ted Mosby: Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative? [Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]
Reverend Rob: I now pronounce you man and wife.
Ted Mosby: I love you.
Robin Scherbatsky: I used to be a dude.
Ted Mosby: Ohhhhhh...

Ted Mosby: You're afraid of the seven dwarfs?
Robin Scherbatsky: Just Doc. He's creepy. I mean, he's got a medical degree. Why is he hanging around a bunch of coal miners?