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	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Donny: But you didn't find anything life threatening, right? Dr. Allison Cameron: You fell 30 feet, you should be dead. Brian: Think that was the point.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. James Wilson: [to House] OK, I am not ready to transition from my dead girlfriend's shrine to your... morning glory. I'll have a mattress delivered and set up for you in the tabernacle. I just need it Tuesdays for animal sacrifices... Oh man. Ugh!
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Pretend time's been going on long enough. Dr. Gregory House: I don't have a medical license. All I can do is pretend. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And I'm going to have payroll send over some pretend checks starting tomorrow.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Robert Chase: I felt like I was going to have a panic attack. [Chase sighs] I've crossed some line, and I'm having trouble getting back to the other side.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Singh: Look, I'm asking you as an adult, to please stop. Dr. Gregory House: [House scoffs] Well, that obviously didn't come from her. But fair enough.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: You've a little devil on your shoulder told you to kill a guy. And you've got a little angel won't shut up. Telling you, you're going to burn in a lake of fire. Dr. Robert Chase: I'm fine! Dr. Gregory House: You shouldn't be! Talk to someone. Docs fixed me up in 7 weeks. You're... 10 minutes, tops.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: [after a patient wakes up during during an autopsy] I think the autopsy's going to have to wait a bit.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Lisa Cuddy: From now on, I'm going to supervise your practicum requirements. Dr. Gregory House: That won't be necessary. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You want another doctor first? Eventually... Dr. Gregory House: It's not necessary because I'm not ready to be a doctor again.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: Why are you talking to her? You run out of living people? You can talk to me. I'm right here. Dr. James Wilson: I miss her. Talking to her makes me feel better. You don't.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Marta: [Watching House and Cuddy argue] No wonder she hates him. Nona: Mmm. That's not hate. It's foreplay.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase] You know what's pathetic is, you haven't gotten help because you want to feel bad. You want to suffer. 'Cause if you feel guilty, then you're not a psychopath. Patient needs some Carbamazepine. Now, I don't care how much that room scares you. You're doing your job.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: [Lying in bed] Hi dad, I've been focusing on the wrong thing. There were some good times... WILSON THIS IS STUPID! Dr. James Wilson: You see? He really is getting better.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Robert Chase: I needed to get wasted - I did, and now I'm better.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] The kid'll still be Foreman's patient, but his dad wants you making the decisions. Dr. Eric Foreman: Then he's not my patient. You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability. Dr. Gregory House: Which means I get... Oh cool!
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Eric Foreman: When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game? Dr. Gregory House: Maybe never. This game is fun.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Eric Foreman: The room will be filled not because of a coin flip, not because of the patient, but because House's Department screwed up. They're gonna be like sharks in a chum-filled swimming pool. And there's no way I'm jumping in unless I'm in a steel cage. Dr. Robert Chase: So what do you want? Dr. Eric Foreman: I want you to have everything covered.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Allison Cameron: You need a barium enema and a biopsy to confirm. Jack: Let me guess. It tastes really bad but it's gonna make me feel a lot better. Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, you're not going to taste it.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Gregory House: Don't usually see brain damage after a rectal biopsy.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: I told you Thailand! Dr. Gregory House: I assumed you were lying. Because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth. Yet another reason I have no use for you.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. James Wilson: He needs someone who doesn't need him. You're the only one he's never really been able to suck into his crazy House vortex. Keeps him grounded. His ego in check. Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Why didn't you just come to me? Dr. James Wilson: I figured you'd only stay if House asked and I knew he would... eventually. Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Bye Wilson.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Gregory House: I just made $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going crash because of what I saw a grief stricken dad do on his son's deathbed. Dr. James Wilson: No you didn't. Dr. Gregory House: Yes I did. Dr. James Wilson: You are a jerk.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Gregory House: Bye the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you. Dr. Eric Foreman: Or she is.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Robert Chase: [to House] Where you want to be in charge or not, you are. And you always will be.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Robert Chase: [Speaking of Taub and Thirteen] What happened to them? Dr. Eric Foreman: He quit, and I had to let her go. Dr. Robert Chase: You actually fired your girlfriend? Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes. You two are both competent, and I know I can work with you.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Eric Foreman: You had no problem treating that guy on death row. Dr. Allison Cameron: Who is still in jail after we patched him up. We fix this Dibala and he gets on a plane and executes half his country. He's been repressing an ethnic rebellion in the south, the Sitibi people... It's getting worse. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Dibala is a guest of the US Government. And he's been invited to speak at the UN. I'm not asking you to like him. I'm asking you to do your job.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Eric Foreman: [to Cameron and Chase about Thirteen] I know it might break us up. That's better than definitely breaking us up which is what would've happened.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Gregory House: [Foreman, Chase and Cameron enter and spot House sitting at the conference table] Oh my God. It's three years ago, does it mean I'm still crazy?
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Allison Cameron: She's being coerced. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If she is, I'd rather have a needle prick on my conscience than family members.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] Uh, I need you to spread your legs so I can do an "H." Dr. Allison Cameron: Can't be lymphoma. LDH is normal.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. James Wilson: It's just a wild coincidence that he thought you were a rude jerk? Dr. Gregory House: Give me the benefit of the doubt. You said he was a jerk. I barely talked. Dr. James Wilson: YOU TALKED!

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