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Dr. James Wilson House M.D.

Dr. James Wilson

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Robert Sean LeonardRobert Sean Leonard
One actor who has deserved much acknowledgment and fame, and has had to do without it on a number of ...

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Dr. James Wilson Quotes

06x05 - Brave Heart Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart

Dr. James Wilson: [to House] OK, I am not ready to transition from my dead girlfriend's shrine to your... morning glory. I'll have a mattress delivered and set up for you in the tabernacle. I just need it Tuesdays for animal sacrifices... Oh man. Ugh!
06x05 - Brave Heart Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart

Dr. Gregory House: Why are you talking to her? You run out of living people? You can talk to me. I'm right here.
Dr. James Wilson: I miss her. Talking to her makes me feel better. You don't.
06x05 - Brave Heart Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart

Dr. Gregory House: [Lying in bed] Hi dad, I've been focusing on the wrong thing. There were some good times... WILSON THIS IS STUPID!
Dr. James Wilson: You see? He really *is* getting better.
06x04 - Instant Karma Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma

Dr. James Wilson: He needs someone who doesn't need him. You're the only one he's never *really* been able to suck into his crazy House vortex. Keeps him grounded. His ego in check.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Why didn't you just come to me?
Dr. James Wilson: I figured you'd only stay if House asked and I knew he would... eventually.
Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Bye Wilson.
06x04 - Instant Karma Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma

Dr. Gregory House: I just made $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going crash because of what I saw a grief stricken dad do on his son's deathbed.
Dr. James Wilson: No you didn't.
Dr. Gregory House: Yes I did.
Dr. James Wilson: You *are* a jerk.
06x03 - The Tyrant Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant

Dr. James Wilson: It's just a wild coincidence that he thought you were a rude jerk?
Dr. Gregory House: Give me the benefit of the doubt. You said he was a jerk. I barely talked.
Dr. James Wilson: YOU TALKED!
06x03 - The Tyrant Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant

Dr. James Wilson: It's easy to be nice to people you like. But being nice to someone you hate, that's a skill.
06x03 - The Tyrant Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant

Dr. James Wilson: Even more nicer, he's not going to press charges, even if you don't move out? What did you do to him?
Dr. Gregory House: I was nice... Do you really want to know?
Dr. James Wilson: I think... I want to give you the benefit of the doubt.
06x02 - Epic Fail Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail

Dr. James Wilson: We *know* you're back on vicodin.
Dr. Gregory House: No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.
06x01 - Broken Season 6 / Episode 1: - Broken

Dr. James Wilson: House?
Dr. Gregory House: NO, it's your other friend in the asylum.
05x24 - Both Sides Now Season 5 / Episode 24: - Both Sides Now

Dr. Gregory House: I slept with Cuddy. After she helped me detox from vicoden. I've been clean for almost 24 hours. [Wilson stares at House] Okay, thought I'd mention it.
Dr. James Wilson: Wow. Wow! One for each.
Dr. Gregory House: That's what she said "Haaa."
Dr. James Wilson: How's the pain?
Dr. Gregory House: She's probably got some bruising.
Dr. James Wilson: Yeah. I get it. You're a stud. This is serious, House.
05x24 - Both Sides Now Season 5 / Episode 24: - Both Sides Now

Dr. James Wilson: Wow. This is fantastic! How are you going to screw it up?
Dr. Gregory House: Several good options. Unfortunately, I don't think, she's going to give me the pleasure. She left before I woke up. 5 minutes ago she told me I'm just an employee.
05x24 - Both Sides Now Season 5 / Episode 24: - Both Sides Now

Dr. Gregory House: You're worried that once I'm in a relationship, you and me will be over.
Dr. James Wilson: Hey, I'm actually *for* this. I think this is great! But if you're serious and you don't treat it seriously then you will get hurt. And if you don't accept that, then accept that she will get hurt.
05x23 - Under My Skin Season 5 / Episode 23: - Under My Skin

Dr. Eric Foreman: That's basically waterboarding.
Dr. James Wilson: It's pretty radical.
Dr. Amber Volakis: It's a great idea.
Dr. Gregory House: Regular radical, me radical or me out-of-my-mind radical?
Dr. James Wilson: Somewhere between regular and you.
Dr. Gregory House: So what's the problem?
05x23 - Under My Skin Season 5 / Episode 23: - Under My Skin

Dr. James Wilson: You didn't do anything wrong. You prescribed anti-biotics. Any other doctor would've done the *exact* same thing.
Dr. Amber Volakis: "Any other doctor?" Words can hurt, you know?
05x23 - Under My Skin Season 5 / Episode 23: - Under My Skin

Dr. James Wilson: Her?
Dr. Amber Volakis: Oops.
Dr. Gregory House: Kutner was secretly a woman. That's why he killed himself... It's Amber.
Dr. James Wilson: Your subconscious picked my dead girlfriend?
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. My irrational part of my brain works like the rational part of yours. How about that?
05x23 - Under My Skin Season 5 / Episode 23: - Under My Skin

Dr. James Wilson: House, I'll be up in 5 minutes. Then we can talk about how you'd rather be in a coma than rehab.
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, if you could be up here in 2, that'd be really helpful.
Dr. James Wilson: Why?
Dr. Gregory House: Cause I'm about to put myself in insulin shock.
05x23 - Under My Skin Season 5 / Episode 23: - Under My Skin

Dr. Gregory House: What do I do if my only option won't work?
Dr. James Wilson: You don't give up!
05x21 - Saviors Season 5 / Episode 21: - Saviors

Dr. Gregory House: I'm losing my mind. All you gotta say is "good"?
Dr. James Wilson: House, a guy you worked with for two years, who you mentored, and... yes, possibly even cared about, just blew his brains out. You can't find the reason. You can't find the meaning in it. Because sometimes there isn't any. Sometimes... this is all there is. You should be losing it. You'd be crazy not to be off your game. But your mojo's right where you left it. Just... keep playing with it. I gotta go. Help yourself.
05x21 - Saviors Season 5 / Episode 21: - Saviors

Dr. Gregory House: You manipulative bitch. You're not suddenly eating healthy because you want to. You're eating healthy because I don't want to! I've been mooching food for ten years. Now it either suddenly started bothering you this week or...
Dr. James Wilson: Screwing with you. It needed to be done. After Amber died, I withdrew, tried to change everything. Hoping I'd sort it out, find some deeper truth. It was mistake. I should've gone back to normal - to here and now, because that's all we can ever really count on. Things need to go back to normal in your life. And what could be more normal than me screwing with you, and you figuring it out?
Dr. Gregory House: You manipulative bitch!
05x20 - Simple Explanation Season 5 / Episode 20: - Simple Explanation

Dr. James Wilson: I can't deal with this and House.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You need a friend too.
Dr. James Wilson: You don't give a crap what I need! You just want someone to take care of him.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: ...He told Kutner's parents it was their fault.
05x20 - Simple Explanation Season 5 / Episode 20: - Simple Explanation

Dr. James Wilson: You worked with him everyday for two years, and you never saw this coming.
Dr. Gregory House: No one saw it coming.
Dr. James Wilson: But you see everything coming. This has never been about what you missed. This is about *why* you missed it. You're terrified that you're losing your gift - losing who you are. And I'm terrified of what you'd do then.
05x19 - Locked In Season 5 / Episode 19: - Locked In

Dr. Gregory House: You know how you hat it when I meddle in your lies... uh, I mean life.
Dr. James Wilson: Why are you being so evasive unless you have something to evade?
05x19 - Locked In Season 5 / Episode 19: - Locked In

Dr. James Wilson: Oh House, please. I assume you went because you're tire of screwing up every chance you have at happiness.
Dr. Gregory House: [Holding up his cellphone] Delete contact.
Dr. James Wilson: Do not let the fact that I found out about it...
Dr. Gregory House: Don't beat yourself up. I'm not going back because it doesn't work.

Dr. James Wilson: You'll end up alone.
05x18 - Here Kitty Season 5 / Episode 18: - Here Kitty

Dr. Gregory House: I don't care if her superstitions make her feel better. I just want her to think clearly.
Dr. James Wilson: Maybe that can make her as happy as you.
05x18 - Here Kitty Season 5 / Episode 18: - Here Kitty

Dr. James Wilson: [to House as he's about to perform an autopsy] I put up with your obsessions. I even encourage them... for one reason, they save lives. I don't know what you're doing.
05x17 - The Social Contract Season 5 / Episode 17: - The Social Contract

Dr. James Wilson: I'm not always nice. I'm not nice to you.
Dr. Gregory House: Because you know nice bores me. Hence, still nice.
05x17 - The Social Contract Season 5 / Episode 17: - The Social Contract

Dr. James Wilson: [Refering to his brother] I thought seeing him again would change everything. It would be wonderful or terrible... Instead... we're just strangers. It's kind of anti-climatic.
Dr. Gregory House: Which is better than terrible.
05x17 - The Social Contract Season 5 / Episode 17: - The Social Contract

Dr. James Wilson: My whole life is one big compromise. I tiptoe around everyone like they're made of china. I spend all my time analyzing what the effect will be if I say this. Then there's you, you're a reality junkie. If I offered you a comforting lie, you'd smack me over the head with it. Let's not change that.
Dr. Gregory House: Okay.
Dr. James Wilson: No. See this - if you were implementing the social contract, you'd say that to make me feel better.
Dr. Gregory House: It is kind of fun watching you torture yourself.
Dr. James Wilson: Do you think things will work out with my brother?
Dr. Gregory House: No... But when it does go wrong it won't be your fault.
Dr. James Wilson: Thanks House.
05x16 - The Softer Side Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Softer Side

Dr. Gregory House: You gonna eat that?
Dr. James Wilson: Have at it... You just asked my permission before you took my food?
Dr. Gregory House: Yes we can.

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