Dr. Gregory House

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Hugh Laurie
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Dr. Gregory House Quotes

	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Pretend time's been going on long enough. Dr. Gregory House: I don't have a medical license. All I can do is pretend. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And I'm going to have payroll send over some pretend checks starting tomorrow.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Singh: Look, I'm asking you as an adult, to please stop. Dr. Gregory House: [House scoffs] Well, that obviously didn't come from her. But fair enough.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: You've a little devil on your shoulder told you to kill a guy. And you've got a little angel won't shut up. Telling you, you're going to burn in a lake of fire. Dr. Robert Chase: I'm fine! Dr. Gregory House: You shouldn't be! Talk to someone. Docs fixed me up in 7 weeks. You're... 10 minutes, tops.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: [after a patient wakes up during during an autopsy] I think the autopsy's going to have to wait a bit.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Lisa Cuddy: From now on, I'm going to supervise your practicum requirements. Dr. Gregory House: That won't be necessary. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You want another doctor first? Eventually... Dr. Gregory House: It's not necessary because I'm not ready to be a doctor again.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: Why are you talking to her? You run out of living people? You can talk to me. I'm right here. Dr. James Wilson: I miss her. Talking to her makes me feel better. You don't.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: [to Chase] You know what's pathetic is, you haven't gotten help because you want to feel bad. You want to suffer. 'Cause if you feel guilty, then you're not a psychopath. Patient needs some Carbamazepine. Now, I don't care how much that room scares you. You're doing your job.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Brave Heart Dr. Gregory House: [Lying in bed] Hi dad, I've been focusing on the wrong thing. There were some good times... WILSON THIS IS STUPID! Dr. James Wilson: You see? He really is getting better.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] The kid'll still be Foreman's patient, but his dad wants you making the decisions. Dr. Eric Foreman: Then he's not my patient. You want to give me none of the responsibility and all of the liability. Dr. Gregory House: Which means I get... Oh cool!
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Eric Foreman: When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game? Dr. Gregory House: Maybe never. This game is fun.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Gregory House: Don't usually see brain damage after a rectal biopsy.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: I told you Thailand! Dr. Gregory House: I assumed you were lying. Because it would have been idiotic of you to tell me the truth. Yet another reason I have no use for you.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Gregory House: I just made $10,000 short sale on a stock I know is going crash because of what I saw a grief stricken dad do on his son's deathbed. Dr. James Wilson: No you didn't. Dr. Gregory House: Yes I did. Dr. James Wilson: You are a jerk.
	Season 6 / Episode 4: - Instant Karma Dr. Gregory House: Bye the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you. Dr. Eric Foreman: Or she is.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Gregory House: [Foreman, Chase and Cameron enter and spot House sitting at the conference table] Oh my God. It's three years ago, does it mean I'm still crazy?
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] Uh, I need you to spread your legs so I can do an "H." Dr. Allison Cameron: Can't be lymphoma. LDH is normal.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. James Wilson: It's just a wild coincidence that he thought you were a rude jerk? Dr. Gregory House: Give me the benefit of the doubt. You said he was a jerk. I barely talked. Dr. James Wilson: YOU TALKED!
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. James Wilson: Even more nicer, he's not going to press charges, even if you don't move out? What did you do to him? Dr. Gregory House: I was nice... Do you really want to know? Dr. James Wilson: I think... I want to give you the benefit of the doubt.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - The Tyrant Dr. Gregory House: [to a Canadian] Thought I had detected the sickly sweet smell of maple syrup and socialized medicine.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. Gregory House: You seem to have me confused with Jake Gyllenhaal.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. Gregory House: I quit. Dr. Eric Foreman: [pause] You can't quit. Dr. Gregory House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. Gregory House: We flirted. We kissed. I fondled. I hallucinated a night with you and yelled it from a hospital balcony. You're not a narcissist. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: So what am I? Dr. Gregory House: Not the reason I'm leaving. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: ...House... I'm going to miss you. Cecile: Lady, either kiss him or leave. We've got work to do. [Cuddy leaves] Dr. Gregory House: You couldn't just keep your trap shut. Cecile: Make the damn goochi.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. Gregory House: Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. Gregory House: By the way tell the other lepers their absence has been noted. Thirteen - Dr. Hadley: Cameron didn't come by? Dr. Gregory House: Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown-up. Making room for daddy's hot bi-sexual's boyfriend problems.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. James Wilson: We know you're back on vicodin. Dr. Gregory House: No, the only thing you know is that I'm a genius who got a dog to pee in your toilet. You don't know how I did it, or more interestingly where I peed.
	Season 6 / Episode 2: - Epic Fail Dr. Gregory House: The hospital is part of my old life. If I go back. I might become who I was before pills and all. Dr. Darryl Nolan: That's a possibility. But could be... the only thing worse for you than going back to Diagnostic Medicine is not going back. Dr. Gregory House: ...Gues we're going to find out.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Broken Dr. Gregory House: I am a lot better. No painkillers. No hallucinations. Leg hurts. But it's manageable. Great job. Gonna miss you. Want to start missing you, as soon as possible.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Broken Dr. Gregory House: [to another patient in during a group session] Cut your wrists, huh? Dr. Beasley: Greg, there are certain topics... Dr. Gregory House: Oh, I'm sorry. Is suicide taboo? Gosh, I've broken a rule on my first day. I could kill myself. Dr. Beasley: Group's over!
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Broken Dr. Beasley: Ready to play nice? Dr. Gregory House: Would you believe me if I said "yes." Dr. Beasley: No. Dr. Gregory House: Then yes.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Broken Dr. Gregory House: Seriously, is that your strategy? Give everybody what they want, except me? Dr. Darryl Nolan: You're a natural leader. You could something useful down here... for them... definitely for you. Or you could keep fighting. If you think you could break me. If you think I'm not every bit as stubborn as you.

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