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Hope & Faith

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03x20 - Old Faithful Season 3 / Episode 20: - Old Faithful

Gary: What a lively addition you'll make...to Rancho Viejo... "the retirement community that's one step short of heaven."
03x03 - Faith Fairfield: 1980-2005 Season 3 / Episode 3: - Faith Fairfield: 1980-2005

Faith: You're forgetting about another young man whom everyone thought was dead, only to rise up and become even more popular.
Charley Shanowski: Are you comparing yourself to Jesus?
Faith: No, John Travolta.
03x02 - The Marriage (2) Season 3 / Episode 2: - The Marriage (2)

Faith: Your right. Oh, god.[Cries]
Hope: It's okay sweetie.
Faith: How can you say that I have nothing to wear tomorrow?
Hope: It's okay I'll lend you something.
Faith: [At what Hope has suggested] Ahhh[cries] .
02x25 - Of Rice and Anchor Men Season 2 / Episode 25: - Of Rice and Anchor Men

Charley Shanowski: The Gooch is back and Faith's moving out? I'M WALKING ON AIR!
02x21 - 21 Lunch Street Season 2 / Episode 21: - 21 Lunch Street

Sydney Shanowski: Everyone thinks I'm just some dumb, pretty girl.
Charley Shanowski: Nope, that's your Aunt Faith.
Faith Fairfield: Ahh, you think I'm pretty?
02x21 - 21 Lunch Street Season 2 / Episode 21: - 21 Lunch Street

Faith: Hope got caught smoking in the Ladies' Room.
Charley Shanowski: What? Why?
Faith: Perhaps she heard Britney Asparagus Spears does it and thinks it's cool. It's not, Hope, it's Lindsay Lame-Ham.
02x18 - Hope Couture Season 2 / Episode 18: - Hope Couture

Hope: [after Faith bumps into her] You did that on purpose!
Faith: Would you like some cheese to go with your whine?
Hope: Yeah, I'll take a pound of cottage cheese. Right out of your thighs.
02x08 - The Dolly Mama Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Dolly Mama

Hope: This is an electronic baby. It's to show teenagers how hard it is to be a mother.
Faith: Honey, why don't you just show them your stretch marks?
Hope: For the same reason we don't show pictures of your old nose.
02x05 - Faith Scare-Field Season 2 / Episode 5: - Faith Scare-Field

Faith Fairfield: Hope, if you don't want people reading your journal, you shouldn't leave it on the top shelf of your closet, underneath those four blankets and inside that lock box!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Hayley: What happened to the curtains?
Faith: Oh! I got rid of them. And you're welcome!
Hope: I made those curtains!
Faith: Oh, good. Then they weren't worth anything.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Hope: You got the ring?
Faith: Yeah. But I had to lick her finger to get it off!
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Judge: You're out of order!
Faith: I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order! [to herself] Hey, this is just like the movie!
Faith: [Faith is dragged out of the courtroom by a baliff] Attica! Attica! Attica!
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Hope: That's a cute top!
Sydney Shanowski: Thanks!
Hope: But I bet you like the one in your backpack even better!
Sydney Shanowski: Way... I mean, what?
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Faith: [calling up the stairs] Justin, come play beauty pagent with Aunt Faith again.
Unknown Episode Unknown Episode:

Faith: I gave "The Sacred and the Sinful" the best years of my life, and how do they repay me? With a cheesy evil twin murder-suicide!
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Hope: Don't worry you'll get another show, your a famous soap star.
Faith: I'm a 28 year old has been.
Hope: Your 33.
Faith: Would you Shh.
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Charley Shanowski: ...and now I'm going to take a cold shower and think of the Golden Girls naked.


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