Honey West Quotes

Honey West

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	Unknown Episode: Paul Wycherly: President Lincoln, Ford's Theater, Washington, Friday night, Box Number 3... No no, it's wrong! We gotta stop it!
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: He found something in that paper that proved it was a forgery. He was trying to bring it to us for evidence. Honey West: Well, we've got the paper; we're in good shape. Sam Bolt: Unh-uh, because they know that I know that they know that I know. They're going to try to close that deal with Paul Wycherly's brother right away!
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: What else did you get? Sam Bolt: Pictures of his tax returns. Shall we go back to the darkroom and see what develops? Honey West: There's only one more name on the list. We might as well find it - Mr. King's nurse. Sam Bolt: Ida Bering, girl swinger. She has a playpen out on Highland Avenue. Honey West: Let's shake it and see what rattles.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: That bullet left some sort of biothematic intolerance in his system. Honey West: Really? What's that? Sam Bolt: King can't control his body heat... but who can? Honey West: Watch your voltage, Sam.
	Unknown Episode: Carson: Mr. King prefers not to be touched. Honey West: That's a switch.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Take me to your leader.
	Unknown Episode: Mr. King: Are they dead? Honey West: Only stunned. Electrocution is illegal in California.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Something's got to be wrong with Sam, Meg. He could out run those two in a potato sack.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Shall we stop the gyre and gimbal, Mr. Brillig?
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: [to Bruce] Keep an eye peeled for Wyatt Earp.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: [hooking Mr. Brillig with his own cane] Come here, Jabberwocky. Honey West: Give a man enough cane and he'll hang himself.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: Honey... all that money on him... He could have heard the call of the wild and taken off! Honey West: Yeah - and with nine lives he would have had a ball. Sam Bolt: ... Yeah.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: That fat man who came to my apartment isn't exactly the kind everybody loves. Ben Fancher: Fat man? You saw the Fat Man? Honey West: Every pound.
	Unknown Episode: Mears: How are you doin' with the teller at the bank? Mr. Sutton: How do I always do? Mears: She's a real looker. Mr. Sutton: Blonde, blue eyes, all girl... eat your heart out. Jennifer Tate - a real honey!
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Are you sure Pete's the one? He's so charming, so nice. I feel so guilty. Sam Bolt: Honey, your girl is showing.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: We've got a full house. Honey West: And the jokers are wild.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Sam, we can't just walk out of here. Sam Bolt: If we're lucky - yeah!
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Before we wrap it up, will you take it once more from the top? Rocky Hansen: Well, it's the same old chorus, Honey.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: He was a truck driver. John Raven: Most of my friends are in the Blue Book. Honey West: Most of mine are in the Yellow Pages.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Sam, do you think they'll give us a medal? Sam Bolt: Is that what that Agent Double O Something or Other was talking about?
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Sergeant... Motorcycle Cop: Don't promote me, ma'am. I'm just a little old motorcycle cop. Honey West: I'm just a little old first offender. Now, you don't want to put a black mark on my record, do you? Motorcycle Cop: No ma'am, I certainly wouldn't, but I got a very gung-ho sense of smell and I still smell rubber burnin'.
	Unknown Episode: Lieutenant Sherman: All right, Miss West, let's waltz around again. Who would want to kill you? Honey West: Oh, a couple of dozen people, including Sam sometimes. Sam Bolt: That would be justifiable homicide.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: Sam, will you be reasonable. Whoever left that little surprise package may try again. Lieutenant Sherman: Practice makes perfect.
	Unknown Episode: Charlie Kenyon: The last thing I remember was that I was sitting at home; the next thing I knew, I was trying to strangle you, Miss West. Honey West: And we hadn't even been introduced.
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: What are you going to do now that I've caught you with your plants down?
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: There. All better? Sam Bolt: I think gangrene just set in.
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: Nice couple. Honey West: Of what?
	Unknown Episode: Honey West: All right, Sam, wagons west!
	Unknown Episode: Sam Bolt: Fights, knives, guns, hoods - boy, what a life! Honey West: That's the detective biz.
	Unknown Episode: J.J. Vanderhyden: I'm not at all sure you'll recognize him from his picture. The last time I saw Nicky, he had taken on... the color of his surroundings. Jingles: Hey look, man, you go to your barber and I'll stay away from mine.

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