Season 5 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 26
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 26
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Home Improvement Season 5 (1995-1996)
|5x01 A Taylor Runs Through It |
Tim decides on some water sport games while Jill has to write a wedding speech for her cousin. Eventually Jill gets convinced to actually come and have some fun along with them. This ...
|Sep. 19, 1995|
|5x02 The First Temptation Of Tim |
Tim has a new boss on Tool Time. One of the first demands of his new boss is to fire Al because of his low approval rating with the younger audience. Tim has a lot to think about before ...
|Sep. 26, 1995|
|5x03 Her Cheatin' Mind |
Tim has to prove he can be intellectual at Jill's book discussion club so he joins it. This comes after he gets a threat from one of the participants.
|Oct. 03, 1995|
|5x04 Jill's Surprise Party |
Tim has the perfect surprise party for Jill and she isn't even there! Jill has gone off in search of a piano that reminds her of her past. Meanwhile, Tim has to keep all the guests ...
|Oct. 17, 1995|
|5x05 Advise And Repent |
Jill is completely surprised she makes an A on her recent psychology paper. She becomes so excited over it, she immediately assume the responsibility to help couples. Jill goes after ...
|Oct. 24, 1995|
|5x06 Let Them Eat Cake |
Tim, Al, Jill, and Ilene go to a television awards show, where Tool Time has been entered. Things do not turn out as well for the show since Cooking with Irma wins the award. Meanwhile, ...
|Oct. 31, 1995|
|5x07 The Look |
Women have found a way to make their men literally melt with a "look". Tim decides to not consult Jill over buying very expensive Piston tickets. This causes some discontent among Jill ...
|Nov. 07, 1995|
|5x08 Room Without A View |
The boys are growing up in the Taylor home. Brad has gotten to an age where he gets more privacy with his own bedroom. Randy completely dislikes the idea of sharing with Mark, so Tim ...
|Nov. 14, 1995|
|5x09 Chicago Hope |
Tim and Jill plan some romance in Chicago but also Tim has a lot of business to take care of as well up there. Tim has to go back and forth with his late meeting and try to please Jill ...
|Nov. 21, 1995|
|5x10 Doctor In The House |
Jaws drop when Jill, Al, and Wilson find out that Tim has been given a Ph.D from college. They cannot comprehend the reason this award was just randomly given. When Tim comes to the ...
|Nov. 28, 1995|
|5x11 That's My Momma |
Tim feels neglected by his own mother when she starts dating again. She has started dating Tim's high school shop class teacher. Tim's mother gives her new boyfriend all her time and ...
|Dec. 05, 1995|
|5x12 'Twas The Flight Before Christmas |
Al and Ilene get into a dispute since Al's mother tends to control his life; Ilene wants Al to decide who is more important. Meanwhile, Tim is very much concerned with having the best ...
|Dec. 12, 1995|
|5x13 Oh, Brother |
Tim is ready for a change on Tool Time and he decides to hire Marty, his brother, to rebuild the entire set. Things get real tense between the two over the rebuilding process. Will ...
|Jan. 09, 1996|
|5x14 High School Confidential |
Tension wages between the two older Taylor boys. Randy gets put into accelerated classes into high school and this makes Brad feel worse about his school life.
|Jan. 16, 1996|
|5x15 Tanks For The Memories |
Tim thinks he has an easy win when he invites Jill to a tank competition with him. Things to not turn out as expected when Jill defeats him in the contest. Tim is humiliated and embarrassed ...
|Jan. 30, 1996|
|5x16 The Vasectomy One |
Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy. Tim, on the other hand, is less than excited with Jill wanting this. Tim feels he will be less than a man if he loses this part of himself in their ...
|Feb. 06, 1996|
|5x17 Fear Of Flying |
Mark decides to go and be a daredevil by wanting to take flying lessons. Jill stands in his way when she demands that he does not go and take the flying lessons. Who will win this ...
|Feb. 13, 1996|
|5x18 When Harry Kept Delores |
Dolores comes to spend time at Harry's Hardware store. Tim decides to insert his marital advice for the feuding couple and they eventually break apart. Now Tim had to find a way to ...
|Feb. 20, 1996|
|5x19 Eye On Tim |
A female reporter is making a special report on Tool Time. Things go far beyond just a special television report when the reporter starts making special advances toward Tim; Jill notices ...
|Feb. 27, 1996|
|5x20 The Bud Bowl |
Tim begs Jill to put off her plans so she can go bowl with Tim against his boss Bud and his wife. Tim notices that Bud has a temper against losing and Tim asks his wife to lose. This ...
|Mar. 05, 1996|
|5x21 Engine And A Haircut, Two Fights |
Tim and Brad have at it regarding Brad growing longer hair and over their time with the hot rod. Their heads collide over these new life changes. Meanwhile, Jill is determined to rehearse ...
|Mar. 12, 1996|
|5x22 The Longest Day |
A medical mixup puts Randy and the family in the scare of their lives. Randy discovers he has a chance of having cancer. He does not take this real well and the days just seem to take ...
|Apr. 02, 1996|
|5x23 Mr. Wilson's Opus |
When Wilson gets the job on Randy's play, the situation goes for the worse. Instead of having any form of fun, Wilson demands everything be perfectly well done. Tim is hired to build ...
|Apr. 30, 1996|
|5x24 Shopping Around |
Tim and Jill see Mr. Leonard, whom was Tim's shop teacher from high school with another woman at a restaurant. They both ponder the possibility of him cheating on Tim's mother. Is he ...
|May. 07, 1996|
|5x25 Alarmed By Burglars |
Wilson's house gets broken into by thieves and this puts the Taylors on alertat their own home. Jill becomes so worried that she has Tim order a system to protect their house. Tim orders ...
|May. 14, 1996|
|5x26 Games, Flames And Automobiles |
Tim experiments by trying to create an actual boardgame based off his show Tool Time. He tries to make it so lifelike that it actually has hazards built within the game.
|May. 21, 1996|
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Season 5 Characters
Season 5 Videos[none added]
Season 5 Quotes
|Season 5 / Episode 17: - Fear Of Flying|
Wilson Wilson, Jr.: I'm not at liberty to say.
|Season 5 / Episode 16: - The Vasectomy One|
Jill Taylor: Tim, didn't you hear one word that doctor said?
Tim Taylor: Yeah, yeah. She wants to take the Zippidy out of my Doo-Dah!
Jill Taylor: Look, I know how hard it was for you to even talk to that doctor, but I'd hoped that once we got out of there we could have a rational, reasonable discussion about it.
Tim Taylor: We did - in the car on the way home.
Jill Taylor: All you did all the way home was come up with one ridiculous excuse after another.
Tim Taylor: That's not true. I merely said that for this sort of thing, it might be better to wait for warmer weather.
Jill Taylor: [sarcastic] I'll knit you a little sweater!
Tim Taylor: You heard what she said: shots, shaving. You don't understand about the pain down there. [turns on the TV]
Jill Taylor: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute! [turns off the TV] I don't understand about the pain down there? I, who had three children *ripped* from my loins? In what is laughingly described as "natural" childbirth?
Tim Taylor: Oh boy, here we go. The pain of childbirth. Isn't there a statute of limitations on this?
Jill Taylor: Isn't there a statute of limitations on you being a complete bonehead?
Tim Taylor: No. [gets up and walks around the room. Jill follows him]
Jill Taylor: You are totally unwilling to accept responsibility for what I have accepted total responsibility for since we met!
Tim Taylor: This is not about accepting responsibility. This is about me being neutered and chewing on my slippers! [gets his jacket]
Jill Taylor: Who said anything about you being neutered?
Tim Taylor: Certain experts I talked to.
Jill Taylor: Oh, what experts? Harry and Benny? Where'd they get their degrees? University of I'm An Idiot?
Tim Taylor: Well, they may be idiots but they think exactly like I do! [walks out]
Season 5 Trivia
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