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	Season 5 / Episode 17: - On the Lam / Family Man Ernie Potts: I'm telling you, we could pull this off. Suzie Kokoshka: I suppose I could be Mrs. Hyunh for just one night. Ernie Potts: And I'll be his brother, Edwin. Arnold will be his son, Grandpa will be his father. Grandma: [coming in from the kitchen] And I'll be Mary, Queen of Scots! Grandpa: Pookie, you just stay out of the way.
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - On the Lam / Family Man Man: Who are you? Grandma: Why, I'm Mr. Hyunh's sister. And I'm also Mary, Queen of Scots. [cackles]
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Monkeyman! / Buses, Bikes, and Subways Helga: [Harold has begun to hug her] Get off of me, you big whale!
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Dino Checks Out Lawyer: [going over Dino Spamoni's will] My house and money will all go to my most recent ex-wife Candy. Candy: YESSSSS! Charlie: can we go home now? Candy: IN A MINUTE!
	Season 4 / Episode 17: - Dino Checks Out Executor: "And I leave my extensive collection of paintings to be equally divided among my five ex-wives-except Bunny, who gets jack-squat." Bunny: Aw, nuts! Take me home, Chooch!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Love and Cheese / Weighing Harold Arnold: Wanna go on the tilt-a-whirl? Lila: Well, to be perfectly honest, I sometimes get a little... queasy on the big rides. Arnold: Don't worry. The ride goes nice and slow. You'll be fine. Lila: Okay, Arnold. If you say so. [She and Arnold get up and leave] Helga Pataki: So, she gets queasy on the big rides. [laughs] Arnold: [Getting onto the tilt-a-whirl] You're gonna love this ride, Lila. it goes really slow and easy. [the ride starts slowly] Helga Pataki: [Walks up to the controller] Hey, mister, some of the kids are complaining that the ride's too slow. They say you should crank the speed up to really high. Tilt-a-whirl Controller: I told them it was too slow! Up! Crank it up! [Puts the speed all the way up, then laughs maniacally] Helga Pataki: [Chuckles and watches Arnold and Lila on the ride] Lila: [after a few minutes] Oh, Arnold, I don't feel so good... [Throws up]
	Season 3 / Episode 10: - Arnold Betrays Iggy / Helga and the Nanny Helga: All hail the Beeper King!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Eugene Goes Bad / What's Opera, Arnold? Stinky Petersen: [singing] She's like a flower blossom! Sid: [singing] I know it's wicked awesome!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Eugene Goes Bad / What's Opera, Arnold? Arnold: [singing to music from Carmen] My name's Don Arnold... please have a caramel / Your hair is lovely - do you like my pants? / They're made of satin, the cape's pure Latin - I had it tailored in the south of France! / Chorus: The south of France - your satin pants / Why don't you ask the lady for a dance? Stinky Petersen: It's time for your decision! Sid: It's almost intermission!
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Helga's Boyfriend / Crush on Teacher Arnold: You set a beautiful table, my fair senorita. Miss Felter: Muchas gracias. Arnold: Aw, enchilada.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Das Subway / Wheezin' Ed Sid: Ahh! It's Wheezin' Ed and... some other guy!
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Mugged / Roughin' It Grandma: Be as the frog in the pond, Arnold.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Mugged / Roughin' It Teenager: Give me your purse, Granny! Grandma: He can have it. It's just a purse, you know.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Mugged / Roughin' It Big Bob Pataki: Ugh! It's getting kind of cold. I think I should turn down this air breeze a little... Phoebe: Are you okay, Mr. Pataki? Big Bob Pataki: AM I okay! LOOK AT ME! The food's gone! The air breeze doesn't work! ANd to top it all off- WE'RE LOST! Helga: Lost? I thought you knew where we were! Big Bob Pataki: I've been lost ever since I saw those signs in Spanish.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Mugged / Roughin' It Big Bob Pataki: Cheap piece of junk. I'll sell thousands.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Mugged / Roughin' It Arnold: Hey, leave those kids alone.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Heat / Snow The Jolly Olly Man: Haven't you ever heard of supply and demand? Helga: Well, I demand that you supply me with some ice cream, before I knock your teeth out!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Heat / Snow Grandma: I've got a husband, a grandson, and a boarding house full of people to be responsible for. Arnold: [to himself] This heat's so crazy it's got Grandma acting normal.
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Heat / Snow Grandpa: You call this cold? You should have been here in the winter of 49! Mr Hyunh: I don't care, I was in Vietnam in 1949... plus I was not born yet!
	Unknown Episode: Grandpa: Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!
	Unknown Episode: Harold Berman: Wow, you really are crazy. Wanna join our club?
	Unknown Episode: Helga: I am too a girl. I'm pretty. I'm feminine. I'm delicate. Man: Oh, excuse me young man. Helga: I'm a girl!
	Unknown Episode: Nick Vermicelli: This time I'll be a 50% partner. 'Big' Bob Pataki: 20. Nick Vermicelli: 40. 'Big' Bob Pataki: 20. Nick Vermicelli: 30. 'Big' Bob Pataki: 20. Nick Vermicelli: Deal.
	Unknown Episode: Miriam Pataki: I have to go work. Somewhere.
	Unknown Episode: Harold Berman: Easy squeezy lemon peasy.
	Unknown Episode: Grandpa: Sounds like young Arnold's got another one of his complex labyrinthine conundrums of a boyhood problem.
	Unknown Episode: Arnold: Wind's in the east. I should probably shoot for the gap between second and third. Gerald: Just try not to get hit, okay? Arnold: Yeah, good strategy.
	Unknown Episode: Helga: Come on, come on. Harold: Alright already. Keep your shirt on, Helga, for all our sakes.
	Unknown Episode: Arnold: Hey Grandpa, I've got a problem. Grandpa: Shoot it at me, short man. Arnold: Well, see, there's this big jerk at school, he says he's gonna... Grandpa: - says he's gonna beat you up, eh? Arnold: Well, yeah. Grandpa: Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh? Arnold: That's right! Grandpa: Big guy, huh? Slow, but with lots of power. Squash you like a bug, eh? Arnold: Yeah, yeah! What should I do? Grandpa: I have no idea. Arnold: I've got to think of something, Grandpa. Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure. Arnold: What's that? Grandpa: Never eat raspberries. [Grandpa holds his stomach] Gotta go! [Grandpa runs to the bathroom]
	Unknown Episode: DJ Nocturnal Ned: It's 7:00 on KILL. This one goes out to Arnold, who's going to die in 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 47 seconds, from Helga who hates you.

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