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 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - Love and Cheese / Weighing Harold Arnold: Wanna go on the tilt-a-whirl? Lila: Well, to be perfectly honest, I sometimes get a little... queasy on the big rides. Arnold: Don't worry. The ride goes nice and slow. You'll be fine. Lila: Okay, Arnold. If you say so. [She and Arnold get up and leave] Helga Pataki: So, she gets queasy on the big rides. [laughs] Arnold: [Getting onto the tilt-a-whirl] You're gonna love this ride, Lila. it goes really slow and easy. [the ride starts slowly] Helga Pataki: [Walks up to the controller] Hey, mister, some of the kids are complaining that the ride's too slow. They say you should crank the speed up to really high. Tilt-a-whirl Controller: I told them it was too slow! Up! Crank it up! [Puts the speed all the way up, then laughs maniacally] Helga Pataki: [Chuckles and watches Arnold and Lila on the ride] Lila: [after a few minutes] Oh, Arnold, I don't feel so good... [Throws up] |
| Season 2 / Episode 17: - Eugene Goes Bad / What's Opera, Arnold? Arnold: [singing to music from Carmen] My name's Don Arnold... please have a caramel / Your hair is lovely - do you like my pants? / They're made of satin, the cape's pure Latin - I had it tailored in the south of France! / Chorus: The south of France - your satin pants / Why don't you ask the lady for a dance? Stinky Petersen: It's time for your decision! Sid: It's almost intermission! |
| Season 2 / Episode 14: - Helga's Boyfriend / Crush on Teacher Arnold: You set a beautiful table, my fair senorita. Miss Felter: Muchas gracias. Arnold: Aw, enchilada. |
| Season 1 / Episode 9: - Mugged / Roughin' It Arnold: Hey, leave those kids alone. |
| Season 1 / Episode 6: - Heat / Snow Grandma: I've got a husband, a grandson, and a boarding house full of people to be responsible for. Arnold: [to himself] This heat's so crazy it's got Grandma acting normal. |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: Wind's in the east. I should probably shoot for the gap between second and third. Gerald: Just try not to get hit, okay? Arnold: Yeah, good strategy. |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: Hey Grandpa, I've got a problem. Grandpa: Shoot it at me, short man. Arnold: Well, see, there's this big jerk at school, he says he's gonna... Grandpa: - says he's gonna beat you up, eh? Arnold: Well, yeah. Grandpa: Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh? Arnold: That's right! Grandpa: Big guy, huh? Slow, but with lots of power. Squash you like a bug, eh? Arnold: Yeah, yeah! What should I do? Grandpa: I have no idea. Arnold: I've got to think of something, Grandpa. Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure. Arnold: What's that? Grandpa: Never eat raspberries. [Grandpa holds his stomach] Gotta go! [Grandpa runs to the bathroom] |
| Unknown Episode: Gerald: Wanna go throw rocks at Helga throwing rocks at a dumpster? Arnold: Sure. |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: It's not insurmountable. Gerald: Insurmountable? Man, you read too much. |
| Unknown Episode: Mr. Hyunh: How big was this punk? Arnold: Big. Mr. Hyunh: Big punk? Grandpa: Oh, simmer down, you hot-headed loony! |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: Brainy? What are you doing here? Brainy: Um. [wheeze] Something. |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: What's scat? Grandpa: You know, scat. Droppings. Like what you're standing in. |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: Thanks, Grandpa. Grandpa Phil: Sure, Arnold, anytime... Except next Wednesday at 3:30. I'm having a wart removed then. |
| Unknown Episode: Arnold: There is no way we're calling our go-cart the Mauve Avenger. |
| Unknown Episode: Grandpa: Now, only do this under adult supervision. Red and sweet are good to eat, but I swear by this sonnet, green will make you vomit. Arnold: [swallows] I thought it was green and sweet are good to eat. Grandpa: No, I've been saying it all morning. Red and sweet. Red and sweet. Arnold: Excuse me a minute. Grandpa: [sarcastically] You're vomiting, aren't you, Arnold? |
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