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	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Full Circle Ares: [looking up to the sky] ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES? Hercules: Hey, you've got us.
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Full Circle Ares: Mark my words ... Hercules: [imitating Ares] You'll pay for this, Hercules! Iolaus: [imitating Ares] We'll meet again, little brother! Hercules: [imitating Ares] You're on my list, Hercules! Hercules: Did we forget anything?
	Season 6 / Episode 6: - City of the Dead Iolaus: Don't you get tired of being right all the time? Hercules: Uh - no.
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - Rebel With a Cause Antigone: [to Hercules] Don't you have a monster to slay?
	Season 6 / Episode 3: - Rebel With a Cause Hercules: If you really wanted to end your life, there are easier ways to do it. Antigone: But none as fun.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Be Deviled Sin: See, Tartarus is too good for some people. When Hades finds a special case, he sends them to me.
	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Be Deviled Iolaus: Man, you were so ugly when you were possessed. Hercules: I was? Iolaus: Oh yeah. Horns, and all those things in your face, I mean, ugh! You don't do possession very well. Hercules: Hey, you didn't look too hot when you were possessed, either. Iolaus: Yeah, but I was dead!
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - Revelations Ares: Virgins. Gotta love 'em - and I mean that. Hercules: Goody, now my day is complete. I thought you'd outgrown virgin sacrifices. Ares: What can I say? I'm a child at heart. Truth is, I didn't ask for this. Mortals have been kind of irritable lately. I don't know what's gotten into them. But I'm not the kind to look a gift horse in the mouth. Hercules: Come on. Like you didn't start all this trouble? Ares: No, they're doing it all on their own. And I think they could go ALL THE WAY! I am so proud! Hercules: Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm about to stop it. Ares: Oh, that's new.
	Season 5 / Episode 21: - My Best Girl's Wedding Hercules: [facing group of thugs] Okay, guys, look, we can do this the hard way or we can do this the easy way. [pause as thugs prepare to attack him] Nobody ever wants to do it the easy way.
	Season 5 / Episode 21: - My Best Girl's Wedding Iolaus II: [fighting thugs] I think I'm getting good at this! Hercules: Well, practice makes perfect! [he sees another thug coming] And here comes more practice.
	Season 5 / Episode 19: - Once Upon a Future King Arthur: [after a ground tremor] Did the earth move for you? Morrigan: You wish!
	Season 5 / Episode 14: - Just Passing Through Iolaus II: You sure you guys were friends? Hercules: The best! Iolaus II: You sound like you drove each other crazy. Hercules: That's what friends are for.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Let There Be Light Mnemosyne: Make no mistake about it, Hercules. I despise them both. But if Dahok succeeds, I won't live to see the day that Zeus kneels before me! Hercules: Yeah, well, it's good to have goals.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - Let There Be Light Hercules: [facing a pit he has to cross by stepping on the ends of narrow upright logs] Who makes these things?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - For Those of You Just Joining Us Paul Robert Coyle: There's something really funny going on around here. Liz Friedman: Not in this episode, there isn't.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - For Those of You Just Joining Us Ares: And I've always wanted to say this, but... you will never work in this town again! Norma Bates: Let's go! B.S. Hollingfoffer, Studio Head: You haven't seen the last of me! Wherever there is television, there will always be B.S! Kevin Sorbo: [sotto voce] You got that right!
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - For Those of You Just Joining Us Melissa Blake: Excuse me, but doesn't it worry anyone that the god of war is REAL? Jerry Patrick Brown: I find it kind of comforting, myself. Liz Friedman: I wonder if he's interested in his own spinoff.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge Thor: What are you doing here? Hercules: Looks like I'm saving your life. Thor: Leave me alone! Hercules: No, no, please don't bother to thank me. Just the sight of your cheerful face is all the reward I need. Thor: These chains were forged by Odin himself. No god of Asgard can break them. Hercules: Well, looks like a half-god from Greece can.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge Thor: You would have killed your own brother? Loki: Oh, don't be jealous! I would've *killed* you *next*!
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Faith Imuru: I beg your pardon. Are you the one they call Hercules? Iolaus: [sotto voce] Among other things
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Faith Iolaus: Well, that's it. We go down in history as the guys that ticked off ALL the gods. Hercules: If something is worth doing, it's worth doing well.
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - Top God Zeus: You're the champion of mankind, in a world that's frequently not fair and always not easy.
	Season 4 / Episode 21: - Top God Young Jason: If he's Apollo, how is it that I can see him? Apollo: Hey, when you've got it, flaunt it.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Twilight Alcmene: Hercules, you can stand there with that look on your face or you can sit down and enjoy the day with me. Hercules: You are so stubborn! Alcmene: Where do you think you get it from?
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - War Wounds Nebula: I love a good convention, but this one is getting out of hand!
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - My Fair Cupcake Iolaus: Aren't you going to stick around for the official announcement? Autolycus: Oh, no. You haven't seen me cry. Believe me, it's not a pretty sight. Iolaus: You're going to be okay, aren't you? Autolycus: Oh, sure, eventually. All I have left right now is one shiny memory. [Autolycus leaves; Hercules and Iolaus look at each other, then rush to where the Sapphire of Antioch is displayed. The jewel is gone] Hercules: One shiny blue memory! Iolaus: Herc, wait. You know, things have gone so badly for him, why don't we let him keep it for a while? Hercules: Yeah, you're right. [they pause a few moments] Okay, that's long enough! [they rush after Autolycus]
	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Armageddon Now (2) Gabrielle: [In an alternative world where Xena has conquered the Known World and Gabrielle is her prisoner] I gave voice to the people - the fearful, starving, the ones who disappeared in the night, never to be seen again. Have you no dignity? No rights? A right to live, to be free from harm? Xena: I guess they don't hear your voice. Gabrielle: I'm not the only one. You can't break our spirit. Xena: The cure for spirit is fear.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Hercules on Trial Hercules: Ares. Why do I get the feeling you're behind this? Ares: Oh, I wish! The irony is delicious. You in the pokey, put here by the same boresome mortals you insist on protecting. I'm sorry, I just find that priceless.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Hercules on Trial Spencius: Hercules means well, but we can't ignore the facts. Around him, because of what he does, people die. A lot. He causes others to reach beyond their abilities. He admits his dislike of the gods and encourages us all to ignore their edicts. He disrupts our order, our perfect order. Think of the effect on future generations. Heroism. Follow your heart. Do what you think is best. It corrupts our youth. It puts the future of our great city-state in peril. It's treason!
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Hercules on Trial Hercules: I have resisted the gods, because instead of helping us, they interfere with us. And I have bent the law when my heart tells me it's unjust, because justice is not about the letter of the law, but the spirit. And I do try to inspire others to be everything they are capable of being. If this is sedition, then I am guilty. Hercules: But there is something more on trial here. The hero. A hero is a person who's not afraid to risk his life for another. And sometimes, like Kazankus, it means losing that life. It's what separates us from the animals and from the gods who would like us to believe we are less than we are. And that is why we all need heroes, to set a higher standard that others can aspire to. If I'm guilty of this, then I'm proud of it. If this is sedition, then I'm proud of that too and you might as well sentence me, because I won't stop trying to do what's right. My heart won't allow it. If this is wrong, take me now. Iolaus: No, take me. I am Hercules. I think like him, I try to be like him. If you think what he's doing is wrong, you'll have to banish me too. Jason: No, take me. I am Hercules. [others chime in, claiming to be Hercules as well] Galea: I am Hercules. Judge: Don't say it! If we proceed, I shall have to banish myself, also. I am Hercules! Case dismissed.