Lewis Flynn: [to his father] You were the one that told me to guard your principles jealously, because at the end of the day that's all a man has.

Alice Verdura: Why do you have to provoke Lewis? You know he doesn't matter to me anymore.
Jake Harrow: Honestly, I can't help it. They guy is so full of himself. "Alright Hellcats, now trust in your teammates and focus! Come game time, we're gonna make those volleyball girls feel some pain!"
Alice Verdura: [Chuckles] Whatever. By the way, thanks for coming to my practice. Did you see I'm the QB?
Jake Harrow: I did. That's my girl. Congrats.

Jake Harrow: And you know what's the best part of beating the pants off ya? Easy access later.
Alice Verdura: What are you talking about?
Jake Harrow: I'm coaching the volleyball girls.
Alice Verdura: You're helping the other team?
Jake Harrow: Yeah, one of their setters writes term papers for me, so I kinda owe her one.
Alice Verdura: [Scoffs] No way! Tell them you quit!
Jake Harrow: Calm down. It's a stupid flag football game. Who cares?
Alice Verdura: I care. I want this campus to sit up and take notice that we are athletes. To do that, we have to win.
Jake Harrow: Yeah... no one on campus cares about this game except you guys. So, just listen, play ball, have some fun and take your lumps. By the way, you're gonna look really hot out there in your shorts.

Alice Verdura: Sugar train has left the station.
Jake Harrow: Alice...
Alice Verdura: If you're not with us, you're not with me!
Jake Harrow: Oh! Fine. That goes both ways. So, as of this moment Alice, you are officially banned from my pants.
Alice Verdura: What ever will I do to while away the nights? I'm thinking negligee tickle fights.
Jake Harrow: [Beat] You'll need a camera for that?

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