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 | Unknown Episode: Dick Hollister: That's the biggest moth I've ever seen! Paula Hollister: [emerging from closet] I was feeding on a sleeve on a coat in there. Dick Hollister: I see. Mm-hmm. What were you doing in the closet? Paula Hollister: Little Harriet Ferguson from across the hall came over to visit & got stuck on the magnet. I pulled her loose, but got locked in the closet. Dick Hollister: Okay, now I know I'm going to hate myself for asking this; how did little Harriet Ferguson get stuck on the magnet? Paula Hollister: You know little Harriet, the one with the braces on her teeth? [simulates an impact with her hand & fist] |
| Unknown Episode: Andrew Hummell: What's gonna happen to our investment? Harry Zarakardos: Yeah, what happens to our money? Dick Hollister: I don't know. Arnold: You invested in the show? Harry Zarakardos: 512 dollars, yeah. Arnold: You can save it. You can help us save the show. Harry Zarakardos: What do you want me to do? Arnold: Go to New Haven & kill Oscar! |
| Unknown Episode: Oscar North: My Picasso! Dick Hollister: Wait, wait, wait Oscar, that's not your Picasso. Oscar North: The cartoonist is telling the connoisseur? Don't tell me it's not a Picasso [walking out of apartment] The color is Picasso, the brushwork is Picasso, the signature is Ponopolis, and... [Dick waits for him to return] Every now & then, you're right. [reexamining copy] Not bad. Say Orestes, do you think you could get me a Van Gogh? |
| Unknown Episode: Oscar North: How do you do, Mr.... Mouse? Heh-heh. Not everybody has a name like Mouse. Murray Mouse: Try telling that to my wife, Minnie...... You're the first celebrity I've ever met. Oscar North: Worth waiting for, wasn't it? |
| Unknown Episode: Paula Hollister: Dick! What are you doing here? Dick Hollister: [strange man is hugging him & jumping up & down] Dancing. Paula Hollister: What are you doing home? Dick Hollister: Never mind that, who am I doing at home with? Paula, Paula help, get him a Nickolas. [stranger pinches his cheeks] Uh, he's hurting me. |
| Unknown Episode: Dick Hollister: You did it again, you opened the door. [slams door on visitor] We're not back home. This is not a small town where everybody loves everybody so you can open the door, this is a big city where everybody hates everybody, so you can't open the door. If everybody loved everybody, then this wouldn't be a big city, it would be a small town. Then you can open the door. Paula Hollister: But this is Mr. Simpson, I met him yesterday. I said who was it & he said, 'Mr. Simpson' & sure enough, there he was, Mr. Simpson. Dick Hollister: Mr. Simpson who? Paula Hollister: Mr. Simpson from the Department of Immigrations. Dick Hollister: Open that door. |
| Unknown Episode: minister: May I see the ring? Dick Hollister: [deserted by his best man/fireman] It's on it's way to a fire. Oscar North: Here, use mine. Dick Hollister: [puzzled] This is a 'JETMAN' ring. Oscar North: With the secret decoder! |
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