Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
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Mentok The Mindtaker Quotes
![]() | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Juror in Court Harvey Birdman: [alone in his kitchen] I have to call this number after five P.M. to see if it is necessary to report for Jury Duty... Who am I talking to? Harvey Birdman: Please say no, please say no... Mentok the Mindtaker: [answering the phone] If your number is below two thousand three hundred fifty eight... [Harvey looks at his number: 2359] Mentok the Mindtaker: You don't have to report tomorrow. Harvey Birdman: Damn! Mentok the Mindtaker: I'm not finished. Harvey Birdman: Oh! Mentok the Mindtaker: If your number is divisible by fourteen, you don't have to report. Harvey Birdman: Damn! Mentok the Mindtaker: If two trains left your number at the same time headed in opposite directions, you don't have to report. Harvey Birdman: Damn! Mentok the Mindtaker: If your number is two thousand three hundred fifty nine or above, you don't have to report. Harvey Birdman: Yes! Mentok the Mindtaker: Unless it *is* two thousand three hundred and fifty nine, and then you do! WE'LL SEE YOU AT FIVE FORTY-FIVE A.M., SUCKER! |
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