1x09 You've Got Male
First Aired: May. 11, 2011 on ABC
Summary: A big chain coffee store becomes Alex's competition; Dave is thrilled when the gang's old high school teacher, Alan, turns up, since he was a huge influence in his life. But when Penny goes out on a date with Alan, she realizes he's not the guy Dave thinks he is and worries he'll let her…
Series Main Characters
Brad Williams: So when gay guys hook up do they call each other dude? Like dude your lips are so soft or your mustache is tickling my navel dog!
Max Blum: You're an idiot, but ya we do that.