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Happy Days

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	Season 9 / Episode 8: - Just a Piccalo Jenny Piccalo: [through a big smile, to her father] Am I in trouble, Daddy? Roscoe Piccalo: [smiling back just as big] Of course you're in trouble, sweetheart. It doesn't mean I don't love you. We'll discuss things when we get home.
	Season 8 / Episode 9: - The Sixth Sense Howard Cunningham: Chachi, what are you doing here? Charles 'Chachi' Arcola: [thinks of something quick] I'm here to take Joanie to school. Howard Cunningham: It's Saturday. Charles 'Chachi' Arcola: I'm early... Or am I late? Did you say it was Saturday?
	Season 8 / Episode 2: - Live and Learn Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Don't you understand, your brain is clay and I gotta SQUEEZE it! [his class jumps back in shock. pause] Let me put that another way...
	Season 6 / Episode 23: - Fonzie's Funeral (2) Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Hey, you want some hot chocolate? Lenny Kosnowski: No thanks, I'm on duty. Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Too bad, I like those little marshmellows. Lenny Kosnowski: You! Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Me! Lenny Kosnowski: You're alive! Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: What was your first clue?
	Season 6 / Episode 17: - Smokin' Ain't Cool Marion Cunningham: [the family has found out Joanie smokes and Howard is getting ready to lecture her] Tell her that smoking is a disgusting and filthy habit. Howard Cunningham: I'll get to that Marion... Richie Cunningham: ...and it leads to heart disease and lung cancer... Howard Cunningham: All right Richard... Marion Cunningham: ...and tell her that kissing someone who smokes is like kissing an ashtray! Howard Cunningham: yes Mar... How do you know?
	Season 5 / Episode 18: - Richie Almost Dies The Fonz: [Richie is in a coma] Hey uhh, Sir? We gotta have a little chat here. It's about my best friend Richie. He's in really bad shape. I know you know that, but the world's kinda goin' a little wacko, ya know? The Fonz: [breaking up] Ya need people down here like him, and if you don't, I do! [breaks up even more] I can fix alot of things but um, this one's all yours, so let's make a little deal. The Fonz: [barely speaking] You do this for me, and I'll owe ya one! [bursts into tears]
	Season 3 / Episode 24: - Arnold's Wedding Marion Cunningham: I hope you weren't offended when I got a little peeved at you the other day. The Fonz: Ay, that's ok Mrs. C, everyone has a little temper tantrum once in a while. Marion Cunningham: You did a wonderful job, Arthur. Shall we make up? [Fonz leans his cheek over and Marion gives him a kiss] The Fonz: [embarrassed] Ay, uh, does she yell at you like that often? Howard Cunningham: Yeah, but we make up differently!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Richie Moves Out Trudy: Hey Rich, I think the man in the Henry J is hungry; he just threw a menu at me!
	Unknown Episode: Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has. Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
	Unknown Episode: Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has. Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
	Unknown Episode: Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses. Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have? Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two. Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.
	Unknown Episode: Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses. Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have? Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two. Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.
	Unknown Episode: Ralph Malph: You're such a Potsie!
	Unknown Episode: Ralph Malph: You're such a Potsie!
	Unknown Episode: Ralph Malph: [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it. Richie Cunningham: I wouldn't let him hear you say that. Ralph Malph: You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word! Richie Cunningham: OK, Ralph - take it easy. Ralph Malph: Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod. Richie Cunningham: They're not saying that, Ralph. Ralph Malph: Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.
	Unknown Episode: Ralph Malph: [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it. Richie Cunningham: I wouldn't let him hear you say that. Ralph Malph: You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word! Richie Cunningham: OK, Ralph - take it easy. Ralph Malph: Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod. Richie Cunningham: They're not saying that, Ralph. Ralph Malph: Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.
	Unknown Episode: Ralph Malph: That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30. Richie Cunningham: That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
	Unknown Episode: Ralph Malph: That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30. Richie Cunningham: That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
	Unknown Episode: Richie Cunningham: So how did you do on that social studies test? Potsie Weber: I missed that question on Alaska. I hear they want to make it a state now. Richie Cunningham: That'll never happen.
	Unknown Episode: Richie Cunningham: So how did you do on that social studies test? Potsie Weber: I missed that question on Alaska. I hear they want to make it a state now. Richie Cunningham: That'll never happen.
	Unknown Episode: The Fonz: Heyyy!
	Unknown Episode: The Fonz: Heyyy!
	Unknown Episode: The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met? Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed? The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
	Unknown Episode: The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met? Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed? The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
	Unknown Episode: Howard Cunningham: Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?
	Unknown Episode: Howard Cunningham: Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?
	Unknown Episode: Jenny Piccalo: I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel girl!
	Unknown Episode: Jenny Piccalo: I wouldn't miss this for a weekend with the Green Bay Packers as their towel girl!
	Unknown Episode: Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving! Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz. Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!
	Unknown Episode: Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving! Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz. Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!

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